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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Dubstep Is Now Officially Soundtracking a Southern Comfort TV Commercial

From http://blogs.sfweekly.com/


You're a wild type. A rebel. The kind of person who likes life a little spicier. The kind of person who wants a flash of Tabasco™ lighting up your shot of Southern Comfort™. Like a fling between liquor and pepper sauce, you're a radical -- you probably even listen to that dubstep music.


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Er, sorry, fans of bowel-shuddering wobble, but your favorite sound has just become a hipness signifier for the desperately uncool. Showing up in songs by Britney Spears and Maroon 5 probably told us dubstep was on its way here (along with brostep's ubiquity and Skrillex on the cover of SPIN, among many other signposts). But at least Skrillex looks a little scary, and -- real talk -- "Hold It Against Me" isn't so bad. Much worse, at least if you're dismayed by the distance dubstep has come from its gritty south London roots, is the gutbomb of subterranean rumble now bringing a Southern Comfort TV spot to its climax. Witness:






The track is an instrumental version of Crush Effect's "Burn it Down," featuring Vokab Company (here's the original), but does it really matter? Capitalist America found one of the darkest, most uncompromising movements in recent music, got it drunk on sweetened booze and watery hot sauce in a New Orleans bar, and is now fucking it senselessly for as much cool juice as possible. The worst part is that it's brilliant -- SoCo was a preferred slurp of the rubgy-shirt-and-golf-visor set where we went to school, and aren't those same dudes right now torturing their dorm-mates with Rusko?

Dubstep purists, we know you are dismayed, but deal with it. The best underground movements are only hot stars being inevitably pulled into the black hole of commercial usefulness at the center of the musical galaxy. But it probably didn't help that Burial titled one of his tracks "Southern Comfort."



Friday, August 12, 2011

Nokia, check the stock photo before using it for your ad

From: http://imgur.com/gallery/aV4u7


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Monday, June 20, 2011

Great Father's Day Advert

Friday, June 17, 2011

Neon Posters ...they move in front of your lucky eyes

From: http://www.shortlist.com/


We've been giving a serious amount of man-love to film posters of late. If you don't believe us then try clicking here or here or, if you're really brave, here.

But, in some bid to try and outdo every other poster-maker in the world, the mysteriously named Mr Whaite has created these awesome neon posters that actually move and everything.

He's developed these gifs which imagine a world where a large amount of money is used to promote films in the seediest part of town. He's promised more to come so stay tuned.

To see more of his work click here.









Friday, June 10, 2011

Movie Theater Kicks Customer Out for Texting, Turns Her Angry Voicemail Into PSA (Video)

The Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas, now airs her expletive-filled rant before all R-rated movies that it shows.


You might want to think twice before texting the next time you are at the movies.

A movie theater in Austin, Texas, has gotten its revenge on a customer who insisted on doing that very thing.

In a blog post on the Alamo Drafthouse's website, the theater claims it has a strict no-talking policy that was adopted in 1997.

"Recently, we had a situation where a customer persisted in texting in the theater despite two warnings to stop," the blog post reads. "Our policy at that point is to eject the customer without a refund, which is exactly what went down that night. Luckily, this former patron was so incensed at being kicked out, she quickly called the office and left us the raw ingredients for our latest 'Don't Talk or Text' PSA."

That's right: The customer not only got kicked out of the movie without her money, but her angry, expletive-filled voicemail is now being played as part of a video airing before all the R-rated movies shown at the theater.

Watch the video -- and listen to her rant -- below.

Friday, March 18, 2011

10 Commercials That Sells Sex Instead of Their Product *VIDEO*

by Maurice Cox
from: http://socialhype.com/

Ohk, so its a fact, sex sells. But how far does a company have to go to sell their product? What happen to telling us about the product itself, what it does and how it would beneficial to us? Well I guess that don't work, so here buy thing and you can have sex! LOL


Here are 10 of the sexiest commercials we have ever seen, if you seem more please list them so we can put them up in part 2 of this article

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Friday, March 4, 2011

Secrets behind McDonald’s Shamrock St. Patrick’s Day milkshake - SEE VIDEO

The charitable background to the St. Patrick's Day special

Finally the secrets behind the McDonald's best-selling Shamrock Shake have been revealed. Strangely, the bright green minty treat dates back to the 1970, and its story is based on charity.

The Shamrock Shake was developed in 1970, according to McDonald's. However, according to reports on Delish.com, Harold Rosen, who owned a McDonald's in Connecticut, claims he invented the popular holiday drink  in 1966.

The McDonalds website says, "It all began with a little girl, a football team, and a visionary doctor."

The Philadelphia Eagles tight end Fred Hill's daughter was diagnosed with leukemia and began treatment. The Hill family were camping out in waiting rooms in hospitals and saw other families doing the same. They realized that many families travelling long distances to visit their sick family members had nowhere to stay and could not afford hotel rooms. The Hill family did something about it.

Hill and his team decided to raise some funds. The team's general manager, Jim Murray, called a friend in McDonald's advertising and suggested the team on the next promotional push. It just happened to be St. Patrick's Day.

The Shamrock Shake raised enough money to buy a four-story house which was the first Ronald McDonald House Charity.

Imagine -- the Shamrock Shake now has 21,500 fans on Facebook and is second in popularity only to the McRib, and that sandwich had a "Simpsons" episode dedicated to it!
Here’s a hilarious ad for the Shamrock Shake from 1983:

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Breaking Down The Infamous Apple Email Style


From: http://www.techi.com/



Apple is good at many things revolving around technology, but many would say that the key to their tremendous success is the way they do their marketing. They have created a brand that exudes pride amongst its users, a subculture that is both coveted and reviled by the different sections of the masses. Just look at how they do their emails – love it or hate it, they work.
This breakdown by our friends at Flowtown puts it all into perspective for us. Every element is done for a purpose. Every detail is precise. There are no questions about how or why they do it. These emails work. In a world where so many fail at email marketing, Apple seems to shine over the competition…
… as they seem to do in many areas.
Anatomy of an Apple Email
Flowtown – Social Media Marketing Application

Friday, November 19, 2010

Beyonce Ad Deemed Too Hot For TV






Beyonce's got a lot going on, including a new perfume called, 'Heat.' The ad for it was pulled from British TV prior to 7:30 PM because her scantily clad decolletage was moving in such a way as to offend young eyes.

Check out the ad and tell us what you think, is it too hot to air before 7:30PM?

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Florida Used Truck Dealership Offers Free AK-47 with Every Truck Sold

AK-47 Truck Dealership

A central Florida used car dealership, Nation's Trucks, is currently running the best Veterans' Day promotion that planet Earth, and Ted Nugent, has ever seen. From the holiday (which was last Thursday) straight through the end of the month, any customer who buys one of their reliable, used trucks gets a sweet gift. No, it's not set of those ironic balls you hang from the hitch. It isn't even a signed copy of the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" DVD -- although, in this instance, that would be a very close second. Instead, each new truck owner gets a little toy known as a fucking AK-47 assault rifle. No better way to drum up some business than to make every central Florida redneck, with a twinkle in his eye, an army of one.


The promotion, as you probably guessed, is fuckin' killing it. Nation's Trucks general sales manager has said that since the hand cannon promotion started last week, the dealership has more than doubled their sales. This just goes to show you how fucking dumb some people are when the smallest incentive presents itself. The gun, while really really awesome, retails for only $400! And, civilians can buy one. I know this because the dealership is just sending them to a gun shop to get their free gun. So either these people all just needed non-certified used trucks or they are fucking idiots.

This incentive package, as you probably also could have guessed, has not gone without complaint, either. I mean, anytime you decide to hand out guns to the general public, there is bound to be both whiners and casualties. So far we only have whiners, but I'm hopeful for more. The sales manager, however, fires back at those opposing this idea by saying, "My buyer is absolutely a gun owner, no question." Well, chief, it's kind of impossible for them not to be, now isn't it?

Thursday, November 11, 2010

The Greatest Used Car Ad of All Time

greatest-used-car-ad-ever

Image source: WhatTheChrist via Reddit

And if for some reason you disagree, you have to at least admit it’s the sexiest.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Some of the Sexiest Got Milk Ads

Let’s face it. Milk mustache? Come on people! It’s just another way for the Milk industry to lure celebrities into looking like they’re taking facials. Or at least that’s about the closest we’ll get. Actually no. The use of photoshop has taken care of every pornographic fantasy we’ve ever had about celebrities.

Still though, one must admit that the “Got Milk” campaign does have its allure. It ain’t quite like the PETA ads we see on a daily basis but I’m a fan of calcium so it works for me.

Check out some Got Milk chicks after the jump

Man I used to love Elizabeth Hurley back in the days when she played the devil. I feel like I haven’t seen her in 10 years.

More sexy milk ladies

Cute Girl Has A Catchy Dance!!



naturalinfluence | September 07, 2010

Let yourself dance freely. Be your own style. You never know who might be watching!

Monday, September 13, 2010

Coraline Subway Ad



Not sure if the world has seen it, but was just traveling on the Red Line from Cambridge to Boston and saw the coolest ad ever. A flipbook, Coraline Movie add.

Monday, August 23, 2010

11 best commercials featuring Darth Vader


11 best commercials featuring Darth Vader

Although you may not agree with every decision George Lucas has made over the years, nobody can deny the guy has a pretty good idea how to run a successful marketing campaign. Hey, if selling toys hadn't been been part of the picture, we might have even seen a different ending to Return of the Jedi!

Lots of companies have tried to cash in on Lucas' money machine since the first Star Wars came out in 1977 by paying homage to the film and its characters in commercials, including a certain evil Sith lord who you wouldn't think would make the best pitchman. But it turns out he is!

Check out 11 of our favorite commercials featuring Darth Vader, and let us know which ones you think are the most memorable.


Spike

Darth uses the force to help improve his poor golf skills. Makes sense to us!


Energizer

If Vader only had a set of Energizer batteries, the whole Star Wars saga might have ended differently.


Orange

Turns out those Jedi mind tricks don't always work.


Target

Even Lord Vader is excited by the presence of Heidi Klum.


WWF

Darth takes a stand against global warming. (We guess he only want to conquer temperate planets.)


DirecTV (Spanish)

Vader and friends (if you can call them that) celebrate Christmas.


Pepsi

Darth doesn't like theater audiences making noise during the movie any more than the rest of us.


NES

This vintage ad for Nintendo's first Star Wars game shows the only way any of us will ever be able to defeat Lord Vader.


M&Ms

Starring Red, Yellow ... and Darth Vader


TomTom

I don't know about you, but I'd never tell Darth Vader to try breathing more quietly.


Hagoromo tuna

Strange ... somehow we always felt Darth would choose red meat over fish.

Friday, August 20, 2010

The Last Exorcism - BEST OF Chatroulette reactions



Pure Genius!!

Friday, July 23, 2010

The Most Clever Jewelry Store Billboard Ever

From: http://picchore.com/

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Image source: Imgur

Friday, July 16, 2010

Perrier Understands Advertising

From: http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/

Below is the newest commercial for Perrier, in which fetish model/modern burlesque star Dita von Teese takes off her clothes and douses her lingerie-clad body in refreshing bubbly water with a light citrus flavor.

A lot of people on the Internet don’t seem to find Dita attractive, and while everyone’s entitled to speak their minds, some of those people are goddamn liars. I’m not saying she’s the sexiest woman on the planet or anything, but if she showed up in my apartment in lingerie and heels and seductively dumped Perrier all over herself, I wouldn’t be like, “Hey! I just mopped yesterday! Get some paper towels, will you?” I’d probably have some witty line about how sparkling water prevents stains from setting in.

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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Billboard Win


epic fail photos  Billboard Win

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

This Poncho does it all...

epic fail photos - Poncho  Win


Be safe while hanging out in space.

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