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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

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Burning Salt Water- YEP

My only question would be how much energy is needed to power the radio waves to split the water molecule. To use 1000 Watts to get 100 in hydrogen fuel doesn't make much sense but I suppose if the 1000 watts came from wind solar or biodiesel then every little bit helps I suppose.

Raising The Bar: Manliest Girly Drinks

Written by Frank Movsesian

In most cases, men and mixed drinks just don't… well… mix. However, because we like it when our readers have their bases covered, and because showing your softer side through flavored alcohol is easier than writing a poem, we at Double Viking HQ have gone through the "trouble" of researching which girly drinks are the manliest.

Kyoto Cocktail

Ingredients: 3 oz gin, 1 oz Midori melon liqueur, 1/2 oz dry vermouth, 1/4 tsp fresh lemon juice

Why it's girly: By default, all drinks that have Midori in them should be classified as girly simply because any alcoholic beverage that's "neon electric green" negates nearly all manliness.

Why it's manly: Try to pronounce the name of this drink. {waiting for you} Okay, close enough. Now have a few drinks, then pronounce it. "kee-yo-yo...key-toe-mo-yo...key-hoe-cock-balls...k y jelly"

Amaretto Sour

Ingredients: 1 1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur, 1 - 2 splashes sweet and sour mix

Why it's girly: It is probably the most casual drink of all time. Since there's so little alcohol in the drink, it takes way too many to get fucked up.

Why it's manly: They are really easy to make, and since men don't like the word "effort" this is the ideal mixed drink.

White Russian

Ingredients: 2 oz vodka, 1 oz coffee liqueur, light cream

Why it's girly: It has the words "liqueur" and "light cream" in the ingredients. You're probably saying, "But that's what makes it tastes good." And to you I say, "But that's what makes you a girl."

Why it's manly: Because you can order this drink with little to no cream, and it instantly becomes manly. I mean I could just bring up the fact that The Dude from The Big Lebowski orders these religiously, but I won't.

Black Velvet

Ingredients: 5 oz chilled stout, 5 oz chilled Champagne

Why it's girly: Most women can't stand stout. So someone out there, probably a woman, thought of pouring some Champagne into their stout. BRILLIANT! If you're a girl.

Why it's manly: It still has beer in it. Not to mention, if you do the math on this mixed drink, we're talking about 10 oz! Excess = manliness.

Red Headed Slut

Ingredients: 1 oz peach schnapps, 1 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur, cranberry juice

Why it's girly: It is a very tasty drink that goes down way too smooth. If by the end of the shot you're not gurgling, making the "I can't believe I drank that" face or straight up choking then you my friend are drinking something girly.

Why it's manly: First off, they are shots. Secondly, its probably the best tasting way to get drunk. And last I checked, getting drunk is the end game anyway. They also provide great liquid courage to aid you in your attempts at picking up women at a bar.


Ingredients: 1 1/2 oz Smirnoff Green Apple Twist vodka, 1 oz DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps

Why it's girly: It has a fruit in it's title, so its definitely "fruity." Plus, you could probably ask every single girl you know and they would all say they love the stuff.

Why it's manly: Yes, its a very very girly drink. But let me put it simply for you: J.D. from Scrubs drinks it. 'Nuff said.

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Men vs. Woman

When girls don't put out!!
This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart.
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.


One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we' d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in t ouch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

Alright Ladies. Forward this if you agree. Hell, even if you disagree, forward it anyway.

Men, forward this if you have BALLS !!!!

NASA manned Mars mission details emerge

SOURCE:Flight International

NASA manned Mars mission details emerge

A 400,000kg (880,000lb) Marship would be assembled in orbit using the Ares V cargo launch vehicle for a 900-day mission to the red planet, according to details that have emerged about NASA's new Constellation programme's manned Mars mission.

The spacecraft would take a "minimal crew" to Mars in six to seven months, with the crew spending up to 550 days on the surface, according to the programme's design reference architecture 5.0, currently in development.

Each of the three to four Ares V rockets used to launch the Marship elements into low Earth orbit would need a 125,000kg payload capacity and use a 10m (32.7ft) fairing.

Crews would be sent every 26 months, will need up to 50,000kg of cargo, use an aerodynamic and powered descent method and the 40min communications delay between Earth and Mars would require autonomy or at least asynchronous operation with mission control.

Notionally launched in February 2031, the first crew's flight would be preceded by the cargo lander and surface habitat being sent in December 2028 and January 2029, respectively using two Ares V launches.

The lander will arrive around October 2029 and the habitat November the same year. Nuclear power is the preferred surface energy source. The crew will arrive in August 2031.

A second mission's habitat and lander will be launched by two Ares Vs in late 2030/early 2031 to reach Mars at the same time as the first crew. In the first quarter of 2033, the second mission's crew will leave Earth to arrive at Mars by December, while the first crew leaves Mars in January 2033 after a 17-month stay, to reach Earth by September.

The details were included in a presentation at "Enabling Exploration: The Lunar Outpost and Beyond", the October meeting of NASA's Lunar exploration analysis group.
It also states, "Conjunction class missions (long-stay) [have] fast inter-planetary transits. Successive missions provide functional overlap of mission assets," referring to the presence of a following mission's habitat and cargo lander being on Mars when its preceding mission's crew are there already.

Flashback: Psychedelic McDonald's Commercial

You may actually get flashbacks from this one. Back in the 60s, I guess McDonald's laced their "special sauce" with LSD. Groovy, baby.

Brilliant 360 Degree Interactive Panoramic Image of Notre-Dame Basilica

This photograph has amazing detail. Press Shift to zoom in, Ctrl to zoom out, and be amazed.

INDY 4 - May 2008

Niagara Falls - enough said