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Movie Theater Kicks Customer Out for Texting, Turns Her Angry Voicemail Into PSA (Video)

The Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas, now airs her expletive-filled rant before all R-rated movies that it shows.

by Kimberly Nordyke
from http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/

You might want to think twice before texting the next time you are at the movies.

A movie theater in Austin, Texas, has gotten its revenge on a customer who insisted on doing that very thing.

In a blog post on the Alamo Drafthouse's website, the theater claims it has a strict no-talking policy that was adopted in 1997.

"Recently, we had a situation where a customer persisted in texting in the theater despite two warnings to stop," the blog post reads. "Our policy at that point is to eject the customer without a refund, which is exactly what went down that night. Luckily, this former patron was so incensed at being kicked out, she quickly called the office and left us the raw ingredients for our latest 'Don't Talk or Text' PSA."

That's right: The customer not only got kicked out of the movie without her money, but her angry, expletive-filled voicemail is now being played as part of a video airing before all the R-rated movies shown at the theater.

Watch the video -- and listen to her rant -- below.

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Published by Nattyb
From http://unrealitymag.com/

My McDonald’s experiences are so few and far between these days that I tend to cherish each one. It’s like I mentally prepare for the food hangover I know I’m about to incur. Man it tastes so good going down and literally 30 minutes later you want to crawl up in a ball and kill yourself.

Still though, people are “lovin it” day in and day out as Mickey D’s continues to churn out burgers and fries. And not only do they still whip out the dollar menu and food at a fast rate, they’ve kept up with their ad campaigns.

In fact here are 15 creative McDonald’s ads you might enjoy

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Attention, Ladies: Burger King, Like a Bad Boyfriend, Wants You Back

By: Rebecca Marx

From: http://blogs.villagevoice.com/

Burger King wants women to swallow its new party line.

Just in time for Valentines Day, Burger King has decided it wants to win back the women it so methodically alienated with "seven incher" blow-jobs and almost-naked ladies singing in the shower. According to Advertising Age, the chain is now wooing the fairer sex with ads for lower-calorie "Positive Steps" meals and plans to do a Twilight promotion this summer for its so-called "female superfan."


Lest anyone be tempted to think that such a shift in strategy flows from Burger King's deep reservoir of magnanimity, think again: The chain's sales have been going downhill for almost a year, with same-store sales decreasing 3.3 percent in Canada and the U.S. by the end of the second fiscal quarter on Dec. 31, compared with the previous year's 1.9 percent increase. Franchisees -- who clashed with the corporate office over its mandatory dollar double cheeseburger promotion -- have also reported that sales have decreased since the beginning of the year.

Last week, Burger King's CEO, John Chidsey, told investors that the company was expanding its definition of "superfan" from 18-34-year-old males to all ages and demographics, including the elderly and women-folk.
Like a bad and pathetically transparent ex-boyfriend, Burger King's saying it's sorry only because it's realized a once-sure thing isn't quite as good as it appeared to be. Trying to welcome women back into its greasy fold with condescending ads that exploit their body image insecurity and supposed thrall to teenage boys with fangs is almost as insulting as the specter of a woman trying to deep-throat a Whopper on national TV.

Thanks for throwing us that bone, guys, but until you put humble pie on your menu, you can take that seven-incher and stick it where the sun don't shine.

40 Seriously Funny Print Ads

Print adverts need to get a message across with a single image and without the recourse of interactivity that we find today on the Internet.

As interactive media expands, attention spans are getting shorter and shorter every day.

For any company trying to get their product or service out in print format, the task is ever more challenging and difficult.

Humorous ads remain one of the few effective ways to engage an audience in a very saturated advertising market. This is an area where the audience is far more receptive and still willing to pay attention.

In this post, we’ve gathered 40 hilarious and really creative ads for your enjoyment…

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3. EPhone: Snakebite

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5. Hospital – Lazer Helmets

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Brewer's ad turns Snow White into Ho White

A new ad from Australia's Jamieson Brewery shows a whole different side of Disney's Snow White. They've turned her into "Ho White," a floozy who lounges around naked in bed, blowing smoke rings, next to her brood of shag-mates, the Seven Dwarfs. See the full ad here. Created by an agency called The Foundry, the ad is part of a campaign that positions the brewer's raspberry ale as "Anything but sweet." According to Sydney's Daily Telegraph, the dwarfs were given new names like Filthy, Smarmy and Randy. We wouldn't know, because The Foundry has pulled the campaign materials off its Web site after admitting, somewhat ominously, that the agency had "a little bit of contact" with Disney about the ad.

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