Floppy drives have made a musical return from the pages of history with the help of a Polish hobbyist and some open-source gadgetry in this super-dork rendition of Darth Vader's Imperial March.
Polish gadget hobbyist “Silent” has created what is quite possibly the nerdiest thing we’ve every encountered: the “Imperial March” – a.k.a. Darth Vader’s theme song – played by two floppy drives. That’s right, this obsolete technology has now returned as a musical instrument.
Now, some of you are probably asking, “What the heck is a floppy drive?” A floppy drive is what us geezers used back in olden times before CDs, DVDs, flash drives and the Internet became the standard technology for storing data externally. (Granted, CDs and DVDs are quickly on their way to obsolescence as well.) They only store 1.44 MB – yes, megabytes – of data, which now isn’t even enough to hold a single high-resolution photograph, let alone anything else. And, as you can see from the video below, the were extremely noisy.
Well, with the help of an open-source ATMega microcontroller board, Silent has managed to program two floppy drives to clatter away at the exact pitches necessary to send fear into the hearts of a Jedi. But how, exactly, does it work? Silent explains on his blog:
The sound comes from a magnetic head moved by stepper motor. To make a specific sound, head must be moved with appropriate frequency…
To move the head you need to activate the drive by pulling the DRVSB0 or 1 (depends on the cable you have and the connector – notice the crossover on the FDD ribbon cable) pin low and then falling edge on STEP pin makes the head move one step in direction dependent on DIR pin state.
An ATMega microcontroller is generating those frequencies and it makes the drives play music.
In plain English, that means the microcontroller is sending electrical frequencies to the drives in a specific pattern to make them recreated the desired tone.
However it works, this is awesome. Watch and listen below:
Still reeling with nerd rage over George Lucas adding “NO” to Vader’s murder of Palpatine? Well new footage from the Blu-Ray has leaked out that reveals the real dialog that has been dubbed over the scene, and it’s possibly one of the funniest Star Wars things you’ll see all week.
Check it out:
Lego will start selling a special Star Wars set featuring the personal spacecraft of Darth Vader. It will go on sale on September 1, and cost $400. It will be the longest Star Wars set in Lego history.
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Lego said Friday that it will begin selling a new Star Wars model seat featuring Darth Vader's own personal ship, the Super Star Destroyer Executor. The set will go on sale on September 1 on Lego's Web site and in its branded retail stores.
This will be the longest Star Wars Lego model at 50 inches, and it takes 3,152 bricks and pieces to put together. All told, it will weigh eight pounds. One feature will be a command bridge underneath a removable section of the top of the model. Inside will fit mini-figures of several Star Wars characters--Vader himself, and a few others.
The spot features a pint-sized Darth Vader who uses the Force when he discovers the all-new 2012 Passat in the driveway. It leverages humor and the unforgettable Star Wars™ score to create an emotional commercial.
Besides being one of the most popular and successful Sagas in movie History, Star Wars has also provided some of the most memorable music themes, an infamous one being the Imperial March. Here we gathered 17 various Imperial March remakes that include Tesla Coils, Musical Instruments, Hand Farts and many more. I am sure Star Wars geeks would appreciate every last one of the following, and it is highly recommended to check them all out…you will be amazed!
Tesla Coils
We already know how cool Tesla Coils are, so here are two separate examples of Imperial March Themes remakes with Tesla Coils that would makes Geeks cry.
I was afraid at first when I noticed there is an Imperial March remake using Hand Farts, but this version ended up being of the funniest things I have ever seen. Why? because it is actually really good
8 Bit
Old school Star Wars geeks would appreciate the 8 Bit version like any other, for it is retro and plays Star Wars.
Scanner
A cool remake that shows what Geeks end up doing on their spare time.
The original Imperial March theme was composed by John Williams, so it is actually not surprising to see it remade by a different orchestra just as good.
Metallica
The one and only Metallica has also provided tribute to the famous Star Wars theme with a heavy but awesome result.
Buckingham Palace
Here we see a shift change in Buckingham Palace with a great entertaining factor for Geeks.
Guitar
There were many variations of the Imperial March on guitars, but this one seemed to lead to the Dark Side.
Drums
In this remake, the drums are accompanying the theme, and the result is highly successful.
Trumpet
Another cool example that proves no matter what instrument you play, the Imperial March will always sound good.
Keyboard
Simple, elegant and definitely respectful of Star Wars.
iPhone Ocarina
In this example you can see the iPhone Ocarina being played using the fan’s nose, and it still ends up delivering the Imperial March well.
Although you may not agree with every decision George Lucas has made over the years, nobody can deny the guy has a pretty good idea how to run a successful marketing campaign. Hey, if selling toys hadn't been been part of the picture, we might have even seen a different ending to Return of the Jedi!
Lots of companies have tried to cash in on Lucas' money machine since the first Star Wars came out in 1977 by paying homage to the film and its characters in commercials, including a certain evil Sith lord who you wouldn't think would make the best pitchman. But it turns out he is!
Check out 11 of our favorite commercials featuring Darth Vader, and let us know which ones you think are the most memorable.
Spike
Darth uses the force to help improve his poor golf skills. Makes sense to us!
Energizer
If Vader only had a set of Energizer batteries, the whole Star Wars saga might have ended differently.
Orange
Turns out those Jedi mind tricks don't always work.
Target
Even Lord Vader is excited by the presence of Heidi Klum.
WWF
Darth takes a stand against global warming. (We guess he only want to conquer temperate planets.)
DirecTV (Spanish)
Vader and friends (if you can call them that) celebrate Christmas.
Pepsi
Darth doesn't like theater audiences making noise during the movie any more than the rest of us.
NES
This vintage ad for Nintendo's first Star Wars game shows the only way any of us will ever be able to defeat Lord Vader.
M&Ms
Starring Red, Yellow ... and Darth Vader
TomTom
I don't know about you, but I'd never tell Darth Vader to try breathing more quietly.
Hagoromo tuna
Strange ... somehow we always felt Darth would choose red meat over fish.
It seems the Empire has fallen on hard times. Presumably to get finishing funds for his latest Death Star, Darth Vader—or a man pretending to be Darth Vader?—was reduced to robbing a bank on Long Island this morning. Impotent Rebel Alliance security forces tell Newsday (paywall) that Vader marched into a Chase bank in Setauket around 11:30 a.m. today. Brandishing a completely unnecessary handgun—as he had the power to choke the oxygen out every teller's throat—the fallen Jedi demanded cash.
It's unclear whether he also found their lack of faith disturbing, but one Rebel policeman says, "The teller complied with the robber's demands and gave him money from the drawer." Vader is described as 6 feet, 2 inches tall, also wearing camouflage pants, and was last seen boarding a starfighter headed in the direction of Long Island's sinister Sith stronghold, in Valley Stream. (Isn't this also where Improv Everywhere has their headquarters?) Below, a surveillance photo from the teller's point of view:
Guys, it's May 4th, AKA Star Wars Day! (Get it? "May the 4th be with you." Do you get it? You get it. Let us know if you don't get it.) So, we decided to celebrate with a compilation of birds singing 'The Imperial March' from Star Wars... wait, WHAT?!
Yeah, I had thought that birds mostly just sat around cheeping and being cute and and eating seeds and what-not. But, the more I looked into it, the more I realized that birds LOVE to sing Darth Vader's 'The Imperial March' from Star Wars. I'm sure a lot of you already knew that, but not everyone can be so educated on the intricacies of bird life.
After the break, check out a sweet video compilation of birds singing their favorite tune.
ByJeremy Taylor If Agan Harahap's goal is to make history entertaining, he has succeeded. It's hard not to crack a smile when you check out his reimagination of the Yalta Conference, which includes a wayward Jedi knight. That photo comes from the 29-year-old artist's "Superhero" series, which consists of superheroes (and supervillains) Photoshopped into historical settings. "Everybody is so serious when they learn and discuss history," Harahap told Asylum. "I just want to have some fun with it and make everybody smile." Harahap, who also works as the senior photographer for"Trax,"an Indonesian music magazine, used Photoshop 7 to create his Superhero series. And while his art isn't likely to make its way into any high school's curriculum, the fanciful scenes will ring a vague bell in the brain of anyone who's daydreamed their way through history class Read onto check out more pictures from the set, including Harahap's favorite, a stern-faced Batman addressing a group of Allied paratroopers.
Roosevelt. Churchill. Stalin. Vader. Never has such a collection of powerful leaders been assembled in one place.
Batman's all business when he briefs a group of allied paratroopers at Greenham Common Airfield in England.
Spider-Man was the last thing this American soldier expected to run into on D-Day.
Superman poses with three American GIs, who have just plundered some pretty swanky Nazi-loot.
German soldiers surrender to the mysterious V, of vendetta fame.
Darth Vader and a number of Storm Troopers from the Star Wars Saga rang the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange. They, along with R2-D2, were there as representatives of Lucasfilm Ltd. (Dec. 22)
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All you art collectors out there. Here is a chance to get a Giclee copy of some of Ian M Sherwin work. Ian is planning on doing a whole series of Marblehead, Massachusetts paintings. His work is amazing.