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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

AT&T Relabels Their Data Network, Proves '4G' Doesn't Really Mean Anything

Posted by Joshua_Kopstein
From: http://motherboard.tv/
To the average consumer, the intricacies of the wireless technologies used by cellphones and other mobile devices are confusing. Fortunately, cell phone carriers have made it easier on us by inventing the “G,” a nebulous standard that makes people think they understand what they’re getting when they sign up for that two-year contract. The bad news: The carriers themselves typically don’t care about what a 3G or 4G network should actually be. And now, as proof of concept, AT&T has re-branded their existing 3G network as a 4G network.

At least now we’re clear on exactly what ‘4G’ means: Essentially, nothing.

By definition, 4G network “standards” like LTE (Long Term Evolution) run at speeds of 1 Gbit/s for low-mobility connections like cellphones. But it doesn’t mean they have to. That doesn’t matter much to carriers, however, since most consumers don’t know enough about how cellular tech works to wonder or even care about the actual capabilities of the network they’re shelling out for. After all, chances are that even if they could, those under-trained representatives aren’t going explain to you the difference between HSPA Plus (what AT&T uses currently) and LTE. Like always, they still only want to do two things: Sell you a phone, and sell you a contract with a network that operates on muddied and arbitrary wireless standards.
Threatened by other providers touting presumably faster networks, AT&T’s new ‘4G’ branding will run on the same old HSPA Plus tech that you’ve been using to get oft-congested connections on your iPhone. Their excuse for doing this? “We won’t notice.”
“The whole industry has come to equate more speed with 4G,” said Ralph de la Vega, chief executive of AT&T’s wireless unit. He says consumers generally won’t notice the difference in speed between AT&T’s HSPA-plus and upcoming LTE networks, so it makes sense to call both 4G.

John Donovan, AT&T’s chief technology officer, said speeds on HSPA-plus and LTE phones will feel similar now, but users will start to notice a difference in the two technologies once richer applications become available.
I had to re-read that first part at least 3 times because it is so absurd that I could not wrap my brain around it. Essentially this is AT&T saying, “we don’t need to wait for a faster network, because we’ve been sufficiently awesome this whole time — we just forgot to give to tack on that cool name that everyone’s using.” And as for applications not being “rich” enough, that too sounds like a massive cop-out. I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one that’s seeing the apps on their smartphone choke on current data speeds.

AT&T’s not the only one making semantic upgrades, however — T-Mobile, which still runs on the same ‘3G’ HSPA Plus networks as AT&T, has also recently switched to the “4G” nomenclature. Don’t get me wrong, it’s certainly possible to get faster speeds on a 4G handset using the same old networks, but it’s hard to imagine the boost being anything but marginal.

So in the end, it’ll be up to us to find out just what the heck our carrier’s ‘4G’ network actually is. Lifehacker’s got a pretty decent guide. Read up and don’t be a sucker.

iPhone 4 - Verizon Wireless - February 10, 2011

iPhone 4

Available on Verizon February 10.

Beginning February 10, the phone that changed everything will be available on both AT&T and Verizon Wireless in the United States. Qualified Verizon Wireless customers will also have the exclusive opportunity to pre-order iPhone 4 online on February 3, ahead of general availability.
Whichever network you choose, you’ll get FaceTime video calling, the high-resolution Retina display, a 5-megapixel camera, HD video recording, long battery life, and all the other great features of iPhone 4.

Verizon Wireless customers, check your iPhone 4 eligibility

 

Monday, January 10, 2011

I Fought The DMV To Keep The World's Greatest License Plate

From: http://jalopnik.com/

I Fought The DMV To Keep The World's Greatest License Plate
This is Garth Yeaman, the 30-year-old who valiantly struggled to keep the world's greatest license plate from being destroyed by Virginia's humorless bureaucracy. He lost the battle, but he's not giving up the war. We interviewed him. Here's his story.

Jalopnik first wrote about Yeaman's plates in 2008 when they popped up online. The plate shows two small red hand prints with the words "Kids First" underneath a blank space. The money for these plates goes for domestic violence and prevention, thus it was an ironic choice when Yeaman chose the letters "EAT THE" to go on his plates.

"I was really bored and like any 20-year-old male I surf the Internet and I was on the DMV website and there's this place where you can through all the possible plates... and I thought 'I can do something funny with this plate," said Yeaman.

After going through a variety of six-character possibilities he picked EAT THE, thinking "There's no way in hell this is going to pass." It did and he threw the plates on his car.

I Fought The DMV To Keep The World's Greatest License Plate
For years Yeaman enjoyed the almost unanimous attention he received for the plate on his Volkswagen and then on his Miata when he transferred the plate, including the attention of women. However, he confirmed the plate never got him a date.

"No, not one [date]."

The only negative reaction he can remember was at a National Tire and Battery in South Carolina when a possibly drunk and belligerent senior wandered up to the car screaming "Eat The Kids First!" as he approached.

"He was obviously upset about it," said Yeaman, who tried to explain it was a joke. "'What's the joke?' he literally yelled at me. And I was kind of just... I didn't know what to say. It's one of those things where you get it or you don't... so I just locked eyes and slowly rolled away and he just watched me leave."

Most reactions were like the one from a mom in a minivan plastered with pro-Christian bumper stickers who chased him down.

"I thought she was going to yell at me and tell me I'm going straight to hell, but she and her kids found it absolutely hilarious and she took pics of it with her kids next to the plate," said Yeaman. "I learned my lesson on judging people before they speak."

Sadly, the Virginia DMV didn't talk to him before they judged him offensive and sent him a letter requesting the plates back immediately. With his brother's encouragement, Yeaman requested a hearing with a mediator to keep the plates, which he didn't find offensive.

"My defense was 'this is ridiculous, at no point I was condoning cannibalism.' I thought they thought I was condoning cannibalism, like the actual cooking and eating of children."
Representatives of the Virginia DMV had a different idea, and according to a letter denying his appeal they said a member of a "diverse" panel they gathered together to review the plate thought, beyond the obvious Swiftian undertones, it could also be sexual.
"[Redacted] also noted that, as some people initially view the plate, "the vision of cannabilism of children conjures a truly horrible image. Others may view the message as being "vulgar in nature," associated "eat the kids" with oral sex."
"I was dumbfounded. That never even crossed my mind and that's why they took the plate away," said Yeaman.

They sent him new "Kids First" plates with a random number series, but he thought it was just strange looking that way and he didn't want to have his spirit crushed so he tried numerous other options including "FU VA DMV," which was also rejected. He finally was able to get "ohno 5oh" through and placed them on his 1994 Miata R.

Despite what happened he's not actually upset with the DMV, which he says made "surreal" decisions but was never rude, short or unprofessional. As he explained to Jalopnik and to the community members of social linking site reddit, he reserves any anger he may have for the people who complained.
"If you're that offended why do you even bother getting up in the morning given the stress of brushing your teeth?"

The biggest irony in all of this is that Yeaman really hopes to put the kids first, by teaching them not eating them. An electrical engineer by training, he's currently a math tutor working to become certified as a math teacher.

Tony Hawk Wins The All ’80s Day Vert Challenge





Legendary pro skaters from the ’80s, including Tony Hawk, Christian Hosoi, Kevin Staab & Mike McGill took center stage in Orlando for the Quiksilver All ’80s All Day Vert Challenge during Surf Expo at the Orange County Convention Center.



The day’s events will also feature a twist on the usual best trick jam session – the announcers will pick ten tricks from the ’80s and the skaters will compete for prize money associated with each trick. The announcer will decide on his favorite version of the trick during the competition, including “best version,” “worst version,” “heaviest slam” and others. Fans can submit their favorite ’80s tricks for the jam session to ShredOrDie.

Kids try to decipher old tech




Des enfants d'une école au Québec sont placés devant des anciens objets des années 80/90 et doivent en deviner l'utilité.

© http://www.cyberpresse.ca
- Journaliste : Jean-Christophe Laurence
- Réalisation : Top Multimédia
- Classe de Cristina - Ecole St-Grégoire-le-Grand (Québec, Canada).

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Kids from a school in Québec, Canada, are in front of 80s 90s generation technologies have to find what are those objects used for.

© http://www.cyberpresse.ca
- Reporter : Jean-Christophe Laurence
- Producer : Top Multimédia
- School class of Cristina - Ecole St-Grégoire-le-Grand (Québec, Canada).

Ted Williams First Voice Over for a Commercial

youtube.com — The man with a golden voice made an appearance with his voice on a commercial for the first 

 
Here's a behind-the-scenes peek at Ted Williams in action. It's a gooey tale of family, hope, and second chances. And it'll make you feel all warm inside. Hear Ted in the new KRAFT Macaroni & Cheese ad airing this Sunday, January 9th during the KRAFT Fight Hunger Bowl on ESPN.

Here's our MEGA movie preview of 2011's 55 hottest trailers

Great collection of trailers of movies coming soon to a theater near you:

http://blastr.com/2011/01/heres-our-mega-movie-prev.php

Friday, January 7, 2011

Star Wars on Blu-ray!




Darth Vader announced the release of the Star Wars Saga on Blu-ray. This announcement was a lavish event held at the Panasonic Booth at CES. Not only did Darth Vader show up with his “friends,” but major representatives from 20th Century Fox and Amazon.com were on hand. Check out the press release below:







LAS VEGAS (Jan. 6, 2011) – The most anticipated Blu-ray release ever – the Star Wars Saga – emerges from light speed this September 2011. For the first time, all six of George Lucas’ epic films (Episodes I-VI) are united in one complete set. Fans worldwide are able to pre-order now with online retailers.



Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment will release Star Wars in three distinct sets to meet the needs of every Star Wars fan:




Star Wars: The Complete Saga on Blu-ray (9-disc Set includes all six films)


Star Wars: Prequel Blu-ray Trilogy (3-disc set includes Episodes I-III)


Star Wars: Original Blu-ray Trilogy (3-disc set includes Episodes IV-VI)



STAR WARS: THE COMPLETE SAGA ON BLU-RAY will feature all six live-action Star Wars feature films utilizing the highest possible picture and audio presentation, along with three additional discs and more than 30 hours of extensive special features including never-before-seen deleted and alternate scenes, an exploration of the exclusive Star Wars archives, and much more.


Star Wars: The Complete Saga on Blu-ray will be available for $139.99 US/$179.99 CAN and the Star Wars: Trilogy Sets for $69.99 US/89.99 CAN. Pricing for each set will vary by international territory.


Flanked by a legion of his finest Imperial Stormtroopers, Darth Vader himself joined Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment President Mike Dunn at the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) to announce the release, vowing “The forces of the Empire will be at your disposal to assure the success of this endeavor.”



“The Star Wars Saga is the most anticipated Blu-ray collection since the launch of the high-def format,” Dunn said. “The epic franchise pioneered sound and visual presentation in theaters and is perfectly suited to do it again in the home, with a viewing experience only possible with Blu-ray.”


“With all six episodes available for the first time in one collection, this is a great way for families and home audiences to experience the complete Saga from start to finish,” said Doug Yates, Vice President of Marketing, Online, Distribution, Lucasfilm Ltd. “And with the quality of high-definition, Blu-ray provides the most immersive home experience possible.”



“The Star Wars franchise has been one of the most anticipated Blu-ray releases by Amazon’s customers,” said Bill Carr, Vice President of Music and Video at Amazon. “We think that Star Wars will be incredibly popular with our customers, and we expect pre-orders to be very strong.”







Pre-order Star Wars on Blu-ray now!

F**k The Future: sometimes Technology Just Takes to Long

posted by: Sam Wow
Growing up we all watched Back to the Future and wondered what it would be like 25 years from then. Well it is now 2011 and it’s been the 2 1/2 decades since Marty and Doc gassed it up to 88 MPH.
Now that the time has arrived we’ve gotten a few new technologies. But how do those compare to what we had back then? And are we more fortunate to have all the glitter and gold of current day, or are the easier, more simple technologies better?

Winter Fridge

looking on ways to cuts costs....


John Lydon Thinking About A Sex Pistols Reunion

By Jeffrey Hyatt
From http://beatcrave.com/

John Lydon Thinking About A Sex Pistols Reunion John Lydon Thinking About A Sex Pistols Reunion
John Lydon – aka Johnny Rotten – has let it be known that he’s game for a Sex Pistols reunion and co-writing new material with the band.
Lydon and fellow original members Steve Jones, Paul Cook and Glen Matlock haven’t spent any studio time together as the Sex Pistols since 1977’s Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols.
The band has reunited on five separate occasions for tours since their initial break-up in 1978, but those shows featured only the old songs and covers.
In an interview with Stereogum, Lydon said that the success of his recent gigs with Public Image Limited had led to him considering regrouping the Sex Pistols once more.
“For me, there wouldn’t be a PiL if it weren’t for them lads in the Pistols, so I feel responsive to their needs,” he explained.
“If they want me to go out on tour with them I’m happy to oblige… until three weeks later when I’m not. That’s how it is.”
Now that the Pil tour is wrapped up, it appears Lydon is comfortable kicking around the idea of not only touring again as the Sex Pistols, but actually working up new material.
Maybe the time is right for the Pistols to get back in the studio and see what kind of musical mayhem they come up with, perhaps something to counterbalance some of the pop trash out there.
Said Lydon:
“Because I’ve been able to get PiL back together – and because I’ve really been in a songwriting mode – can now look back on the Pistols and imagine writing with them too.”
As Lydon mentioned above, the whole idea of a Sex Pistols reunion could be kaput – like any minute now. But at least he’s thrown the idea out there. And no doubt it has folks talking and wondering what the Sex Pistols might deliver three decades removed from their classic debut.

70-Year-Old Woman Discovers World's First Orange Alligator

by Jerry James Stone

Orange Alligator Photo
Photo courageously taken by Sylvia Mythen

Sylvia Mythen, a 70-year-old grandmother from Venice, Fl, has discovered what appears to be the world's first orange alligator.
  She was returning from work on Thursday when she drove by the gator and promptly had to back up for a double-take. Luckily, Sylvia wasn't frightened enough to miss out on a great photo opportunity. "I thought this is great...I'm going to snap a picture and send it to my grandkids so they think I'm one of the coolest grandmas in Florida," she said.

You can see the full high-res photo here. She was not the only Sorrento Woods resident who saw the reptile. Phillip Crosby also told ABC 7 that "He was just sun basking right here on this cement pier minding his own business." After sending the picture to her local news station she also contacted a biologist who believes the gator is really just half-albino. That said, he says he has never seen or heard of one. But Gary Morse from Florida Fish and Wildlife feels the orange color might be from some environmental element. Regardless, the University of Florida Gators might have a new mascot.

Eyes on With Samsung's Stunning D8000 TV

The Samsung D8000 is the company's new top-of-the-line TV, and it's a stunner. It's a miraculously thin, Internet-connected, 3-D, LED-backlit piece of beauty. It even comes with a touchscreen remote that lets you watch video and check your social networking accounts. But the most impressive things about the D8000 are the incredible viewing angles (the picture being almost perfect even from the sides), and the 0.2-inch bezel, which practically disappears when the TV is turned on. Samsung hasn't announced a release date or a price, but you can be sure it won't be cheap. Check out the video below.

Flash Mob Wedding



A whole wedding in a mall …. flash mob style! [Ed. note: This is a nice cheap way to have a wedding, as you don't have to pay for the venue, and your guests are just the other people in the mall. So, also a little bit depressing, perhaps.]

Natalie Portman Shows Her Highness | Red Band Trailer


This is Hilarious, No Ifs, Ands, or... Nevermind

Your Highness movie poster
By Lee C. Jaster
Natalie Portman may earn an Oscar for her role in Black Swan, but it's her tongue and cheek (especially the cheek) comedy chops that are earning her a lot of buzz these days.

Your Highness, which has been described as a prequel to Pineapple Express by some, has an awesome restricted Red Band trailer online.

This content is NSFW (Not Safe for Work), so bear that in mind before you check out the trailer.

So, without any further adieu, here's the Red Band trailer for Your Highness, and Natalie Portman's highness is below via some screen grabs from the clip.

Your Highness opens on April 8th, 2011 and also stars Danny McBride andJames Franco.



[ -- The Following Is Not Safe for Work -- Seriously, Don't Be "That Guy" --- ] 




Natalie Portman ass in Your Highness
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Cute Kid Video Alert: Dad, Daughter Duet Hits High Note

Trimensional: a 3D scanner for iPhone using just an app

By: Matthew Humphries
From: http://www.geek.com/




You may find it hard to believe, but it’s possible to capture 3D scans with your iPhone using just the screen and the camera. The solution comes in the form of an app called Trimensional.
The way in which it works is very simple, but the results are quite effective as the video above and images below show.

In order to work you need to turn the brightness right up on your iPhone display, then stand in complete darkness. Hold the phone screen up to your face (around 20cm away) with the Trimensional app loaded, and tell it to starts scanning.

The end result is a 3D scan of your face with the quality depending on how dark you managed to get the environment you are standing in.
Here’s the full feature list of the first version of the app:
  • Capture your own 3D scans
  • Browse your 3D scan library
  • Rotate and zoom your 3D models
  • Pick from 6 different 3D rendering modes
  • View a 3D slideshow
  • Email images directly to friends
  • Save images to camera roll for posting to the web
For $0.99 on the App Store it gives you a new way to capture images of yourself, friends, or random objects which you can then share with others over e-mail, or manipulate them directly on your phone.
The Trimensional website states it works best with iPhone 4 or the latest generation (4th) iPod touch. So if you have a previous generation phone or iPod check the iTunes comments first to see if anyone got it working.

One update we’d like to see to the app is the ability to export the 3D model in a standard format 3D art packages can handle.
Read more at the Trimensional website

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Floating 'Slinky' Hotel Can Survive Rising Seas

by A.K. Streeter

Slinky Hotel rendering
Rendering courtesy of Remistudio.

Remember Biosphere 2? Well, fast forward to the Ark, designer Alexander Remizov's floating (or not) eco-friendly, energy-generating bubble hotel.
Remizov came up with the Ark's plans as part of a program on architecture and disaster relief through the International Union of Architects (UIA). According to the Remizov's Remistudio web site, the Ark is designed as: "an integrated energy system with an uninterruptible power supply using alternative energy sources." And instead of glass and steel, the Ark is made of durable 'self-cleaning' and reportedly recyclable plastic panels.

SlinkyHotelCentralSpire.jpg
The Ark mimics Biosphere in its attempt to create a self-sustaining, oxygen-generating building. Rendering courtesy of Remistudio.

According to this Spiegel International article, the Ark would be built around a central, lightweight pillar connecting both to roof-top wind generators and heat pumps, as well as to energy storage and thermal conversion units in the basement. Remizov also plans to have a 'tornado' energy generating spiral at the top of the central pillar.

Slinky Hotel From Below graphic
Rendering courtesy of Remistudio.

The dome-shaped Ark, constructed of wooden arches falling out from the spire, steel cables, and transparent Ethyl TetraFluoroEthylene (ETFE) plastic (instead of glass) is made to be able to withstand earthquakes and stay afloat in the event of floods or rising seas. Remizov said on the web site that the ETFE foil shell of the building would also serve as a solar hot water collector as well as gutters to trap rainwater for us.

Slinky Hotel System graphic
Rendering courtesy of Remistudio.

Remizov collaborated with a German design and engineering firm and the Moscow-based scientist Lev Britvin, who, according to Remizov, has developed energy-saving solutions for space stations. The company is now searching, according to Spiegel, for investors to make the design a reality.
Remizov also told Spiegel that prefabricated sections of the hotel would make construction possible in three to four months nearly anywhere in the world. Perhaps his design firm needs to take a page from the Chinese construction company that erected this hotel in 6 days.
The Ark would contain 150,000 square feet of living space.

Beastie Boys' Adam Yauch Beats Cancer

The Beastie BoysEighteen months after getting diagnosed with cancer, Beastie Boys' Adam Yauch has been given a clean bill of health — and the hip-hop icons are forging ahead with their comeback album Hot Sauce Committee, Part 2, due out this Spring.
"[It's] a good thing," the Beasties' Mike D told the BBC of Yauch overcoming his health battle. "We're really happy about it." Despite the news, the group is still mulling over plans to tour: "We're still going to have to see how [Yauch] is doing."
Before the group drops their new album, they will finish making a music video — which D says will be more of mini-movie. "It's not a even a video, it's a film-eo," he said. "A cinematic, short film."
Expect the "film-eo" to be a remake of the group's 1986 classic "(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party)," which Yauch is slated to premiere at Sundance this month. The short film — titled Fight For Your Right Revisited — features an all-star cast of actors, including Elijah Wood, Danny McBride, Seth Rogen, Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, and Jack Black. According to the Sundance website, the movie is subtitled: "After the boys leave the party…"
As SPIN previously reported, Beastie Boys announced plans to shelve Hot Sauce Committee, Part 1 and release Part 2 instead — although the only real difference is the title. Part 2 will feature the tracklisting that was originally slated for Part 1. As Yauch explained, "Strange but true, the final sequence for Hot Sauce Committee, Part 2 works best with all its songs replaced by the 16 tracks we originally had lined up in pretty much the same order we had them in for Hot Sauce Committee, Part 1. So we've come full circle."

Thursday, January 6, 2011

25 Essential Jazz Albums for Your Collection

Written by Ben Rimmer and Paul Sullivan
From: http://matadornetwork.com/

As music genres go, jazz tends to polarize listeners more than most.
For every hep cat that loves to slip into a  jazz trance there’s someone clasping their hands over their ears and screaming “switch that shit OFF!”

We at Matador do not fear the jazz. On the contrary, we love it. Here are 25 albums we’d recommend you own.
The Original Dixieland Jazz Band – The Creators of Jazz (Avid, 2001)
The Original Dixieland Jazz Band was the first jazz ensemble to record and make nationally distributed records. With a mix of European harmonies and rhythms from Africa, jazz entered national US consciousness via this (mostly) white band playing African-American music. This compilation features the widely regarded first jazz single “Livery Stable Blues,” and is currently the best collection of their early period (1917-1923) and “re-union” sessions in 1936.

John Coltrane – A Love Supreme (UMG, 1964)

A Love Supreme is one of the most important records ever made. Perhaps Trane’s pinnacle studio recording, it’s at once demanding, concise, technically perfect and a best seller. With the classic quartet of Elvin Jones, McCoy Tyner, and Jimmy Garrison this three part album should feature in every music fan’s collection.

Sun Ra – The Futuristic Sounds of Sun Ra (Savoy, 1961)

The Futuristic Sounds of Sun Ra is the first recording the Arkestra made after arriving in New York (comprised of seven main instrumentalists) still playing the bop-style music characteristic of the Chicago years (1954-1961). This is one for the mistaken folks who think the Arkestra did nothing but make noise.

Miles Davis – Kind of Blue (Columbia, 1959)

Note-perfect and universally loved, even by non-jazz fans, this is an artistic highlight for Davis and perhaps the definitive jazz record – bittersweet modal jazz influenced by Bill Evans, yet utterly unique. An exceptional band of Miles, Coltrane, Bill Evans, Cannonball Adderley, Paul Chambers, and Jimmy Cobb can claim to be one of the greatest in history playing at their absolute peak. A timeless staple for any jazz collection.

Polar Bear – Held On The Tips of Fingers (Babel, 2005)

Twice nominated for the UK Mercury Prize, Seb Rochford is a genre-spanning musician whose band Polar Bear made a modern jazz classic in 2005. The recording encompasses straight jazz, hard bop, elements of electronic experimentation, and Balkan melancholy. An important and influential band leader and a record to match any modern jazz recording.
 
Ornette Coleman – The Shape of Jazz to Come (Atlantic,1959)

A watershed moment in the birth of avant-garde jazz, this record shattered traditional concepts of harmony in jazz, getting rid of not only the piano player but the whole idea of concretely outlined chord changes. With little predetermined harmonic structure Coleman and partner Don Cherry had unprecedented freedom to take the melodies wherever they felt like going. Avant-garde jazz begins here.

Moondog – Sax Pax For a Sax (Atlantic, 1997)

The New York street musician returned after a twenty year recording break with this joyous piece of avant jazz. Recorded in his eighties, the creativity and talent of this madcap genius shines through on tracks that span bebop, baroque, big band, and Miles Davis. Recalling his 1969 Moondog album, where his crowning moment “Bird’s Lament” appears, this surprising jazz explosion is as good an introduction to Moondog as any.

Keith Jarrett – The Köln Concert (ECM, 1975)

These live solo improvisations from the soulful and playful pianist recorded at the Cologne Opera House is enduring because of the spontaneous melodies and compositions as well as its cultural importance. Jarrett avoided neo-trad and avant-garde to bring a quiet lyricism to improvised jazz, inspiring those who had previously felt excluded. Every ’70s college student owned this captured moment in time, which perfectly showcases Jarrett’s overflowing inspiration.

Charles Mingus – The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady (impulse!, 1963)

One of the greatest achievements in orchestration by any composer in jazz history. This six-part suite composition is as much a stage for the bassist’s wild passions and changing moods that as it is a conceptual piece. The first jazz album to rely on overdubbing technology, it is one of the high points for avant-garde jazz composition in the ’60s and perhaps Mingus’ greatest work.

Charlie Parker & Dizzee Gillespie – Bird & Diz (Clef, 1952)
 
On June 6, 1950, Charlie Parker chose to play with fellow bop creators Dizzy Gillespie and Thelonious Monk. A striking reunion with the trumpeter and the only occasion on which Parker recorded with the pianist, the trio is in brilliant form, with Parker and Gillespie spurring one another to heights that range from the warm to the electric. Bird’s ideas flow with characteristic ease and swing while Gillespie sparks and flares.


Herbie Hancock – Takin’ Off (Blue Note, 1962)

Hancock’s first recording as a leader revealed a composer and pianist able to balance sophistication and accessibility. Including the world-famous Hancock signature tune “Watermelon Man,” it is an exceptional first effort that defines the hard bop and funk of the preceding few years whilst laying the groundwork to begin pushing the boundaries of hard bop.

Stan Getz – Getz/Gilberto (Verve, 1963)
One of the biggest-selling jazz albums of all time brought together two of bossa nova’s greatest innovators – Joao Gilberto and Antonio Calos Jobim – to record with Stan Getz. This recording made bossa nova a permanent part of the jazz landscape with stunning beauty and one of the biggest smash hit-singles in jazz history, “The Girl From Ipanema.” A rare jazz record where the purists and buying public are in total agreement.

Horace Silver – Horace Silver & The Jazz Messengers (Blue Note, 1955)

A classic album in the establishment of the hard bop style, this record found pianist Horace Silver and drummer Art Blakey co-leading the first outing for the tight-knit Jazz Messengers. Mixing funky bebop with blues and gospel influences, some of Silver’s most successful tracks feature including original versions of “The Preacher” and “Doodlin’,” which helped launch and sustain the hard bop movement and Silver’s Jazz Messengers.


Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong – Ella and Louis (Verve,1956)
The first of three recordings released by this incomparable pair, these eleven sweet and celebratory ballads are first rate, the vocal duets as easy and special as you could hope. Accompanied by the Oscar Peterson Trio and Buddy Rich on drums, universally loved popular standards include “Moonlight in Vermont,” “A Foggy Day,” and “Cheek to Cheek.” The follow-up Ella and Louis Again may be even better, but this was the debut that finally brought Satchmo and Lady Ella together in the ultimate and longed-for jazz collaboration.

Louis Armstrong & Duke Ellington – The Great Reunion (Roulette, 1961)

Another monster collaboration between two of jazz music’s most important figures, this is a recording that almost manages to live up to the obviously unachievable expectations placed upon such a historic meeting. The album is wonderful by any standard. Later re-issued with Together for the First Time in the two-album compilation The Great Summit: The Master Takes on Blue Note, Ellington’s compositions including “Mood Indigo” allow Satchmo space for expansive improvisation while Duke plays some of his most sensitive and beautiful piano ever recorded.

Erroll Garner – Concert by the Sea (Columbia, 1955)

This live recording from Carmel, California with his trio shows off Garner’s spontaneity and unique delivery on the piano; the rhythms and use of tension and release were perfectly captured. Featuring Eddie Calhoun on bass and Denzil Best on drums it’s Garner’s inventiveness and natural talent that makes this album among the finest he ever made, even his greatest moment, despite using sound equipment that doesn’t do this virtuoso true justice.

Freddie Hubbard – Red Clay (CTI, 1970)

This record is trumpeter Hubbard’s finest moment as a leader, embodying all of his strengths as a composer, soloist, and frontman. His first album on Creed Taylor’s CTI, it signified a shift away from his Blue Note bebop towards the soul-jazz fusion of 1970s. Also harking brilliantly to hard-bop’s bluesy past and soulful mainstream jazz of the 1960s the Hubbard’s all-star jazz band of Herbie Hancock, Joe Henderson, Ron Carter, and Lenny White help the highly influential Freddie to create a true classic of the genre.

Grant Green – Idle Moments (Blue Note, 1964)

Jazz guitarist Green’s slow and seductive Idle Moments may be his best performance on record. The 15 minute blues title track sums up the pace, yet it is actually a highly accessible work of special, career-high performances. With straight jazz and some of the most brilliant guitar jazz of the hard bop era taking centre stage, this is the ideal place to discover Green.

Wayne Shorter – Speak No Evil (Blue Note, 1964)

One of the leading American jazz musicians of his generation it was this record of highly original and unusual compositions that truly rubbished claims that he was merely a talented Coltrane copycat. This hard bop classic took Shorter out of the shadows of Trane and Miles Davis (with whom Shorter played and composed for six years until 1970) when this record was eventually recognized as Shorter’s masterpiece.

Dizzy Gillespie – Afro (Verve, 1954)

Alongside Charlie Parker, Dizzy was a major figure in the development of modern jazz as well as defining the early Afro-Cuban jazz sound. With Cuban arranger/composer Chico O’Farrill, Gillespie produced this brilliant session that originally made up the first half of a Norgran LP. O’Farrill conducts an expanded orchestra which combines a jazz band with a Latin rhythm section. The mix of straight jazz and exotic Latin rhythms is infectious and has proven highly influential.

Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers ‘Moanin’’ (1958) 

This is some of the greatest music Blakey produced in the studio with perhaps his finest band. The title track is one of a number of classic tracks used and played constantly around the world today, as well as jazz standards “Blues March” and “Along Came Betty.” This is the very best of Blakey and what modern jazz offered in the late ‘50s and beyond, confirmed by the Grammy Hall of Fame induction for the album in 2001.

Chet Baker – Chet Baker Sings (Pacific Jazz, 1956)

Baker’s singing was revolutionary and it was this record that both raised his profile and alienated traditional jazz fans with its West Coast LA swing, his singing as delicate and clear as his trumpet playing. He didn’t sound like any previous jazz singer. These sweetly melancholic standards such as “My Funny Valentine” are major classics of West Coast cool jazz and the best introduction to the original beautiful man and his music.

Miles Davis – Bitches Brew (Columbia, 1970)

This album is where Davis brings a looser rock-inspired sound, influenced by Sly Stone and Jimi Hendrix, to spark the jazz-rock movement. One of the most revolutionary jazz albums, these six spliced jams were so forward thinking that the record still sounds fresh in the 21st century. His first million-selling gold record is not only a jazz great, but also a major influence on a generation of rock and funk musicians.

Wynton Marsalis – Think of One (Columbia, 1983)
With this recording, New Orleans trumpeter Marsalis won both classical and jazz Grammys. Claiming jazz lost its way in the experiments of the ’60s and ’70s, Marsalis encourages a “neo-classical” movement with original ideas, spark, and brilliant playing. Though later efforts turned far more elaborate, this may well be his finest recording. His 1997 “Blood on the Fields” was also the first jazz recording awarded the Pulitzer Prize for Music.

Christian Scott – Anthem (Concord, 2007)
New Orleans trumpeter Scott has rightly been touted as jazz’s sharpest young star. In part an emotional response to the continued suffering of New Orlanians following Hurricane Katrina, Anthem also reflects the emotions of romance and his maturation as a musician in the year following his Grammy nominated debut, “Rewind That.” His desire to move jazz in a new direction, incorporating blues as well as hip hop and indie rock, is brilliantly captured. This is a fresh statement that manages to remain faithful to tradition.

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