The Women Of The Lingerie Basketball League Know All About Penetration

by Brett Smiley

from http://clutch.mtv.com/

File this under under both great news and awesome trends: a lingerie basketball league called the LBL has sprung up, presumably because of the success of the LFL, the Lingerie Football League (aherrrrrm, which airs on MTV2). At this rate there will be lingerie hockey, baseball and soccer leagues by 2014, to which we say: nods approvingly.

The LBL appears to be governed by traditional basketball rules, the only difference being that they women wear lingerie, not shorts and jerseys. Bet you didn't see that coming. Keeping with the lingerie/babe theme, the four current teams, all based out of Los Angeles, are named the Glam, Beauties, Divas and Starlets. The young league is now two weeks into its inaugural season. You may be thinking, "hey, the WNBA has floundered and they have some pretty good players," but that ignores a simple truth--that men like women's boobies much, much more than women's basketball.

We hope by now you're ready for the league's tagline. Here goes: "Where beauty meets the hardwood." Yep, they went there. Now take a gander at more of the LBL's lovely ladies.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

The Lingerie Football League will be coming to a TV set near you

Posted by: A. Isaac
From: http://guyism.com/2010/

Friday Night Lights has now taken on a whole new meaning. Beginning next Friday, the ever adventurous and wardrobe malfunction-laden Lingerie Football League will call MTV2 its home.

So if you previously spent your Friday’s dreaming of women in bikinis wrestling and pulling each other’s hair, then yea, consider this your 4th dream layer in Inception.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Sports Editor of Guyism.com

Lingerie Football League Training Camp

The Dallas Desire , Lingerie Football League Western Conference Champions, hosted their first day of training camp at Germany Park on Saturday, July 24. Their first matchup will be against the San Diego Seduction at the Cotton Bowl in Fair Park, September 3. ALL PHOTOS BY DANNY HURLEY.

Click here for this Fantastic Gallery: http://www.dallasobserver.com/slideshow/lingerie-football-league-training-camp-30646724/1/

Miley's 9-year-old sister launching a lingerie line for kids

WTF!!!!

Image: Getty

Seems like every time we hear about Noah Cyrus she's doing something totally innapropriate for her age.

Whether it's dressing like a dominatrix for Halloween, skipping around a pole-dancing pole or performing the totally un-PG hits 'Smack That' and 'Tik Tok', we suspect this nine-year-old could easily notch up more scandals than her big sis by the time she hits her teens.

Noah at two Halloween parties last year. The latest news that's got us scratching our heads and wondering, yet again, 'what were her parents thinking?' ...little Noah is set to become a lingerie model.

She'll be teaming up with her pint-sized best friend Emily Grace to launch a children's lingerie collection for 'Ohh! La, La! Couture'.

Left: Pole dancing with her little friends last year. Right: With her best friend Emily Grace. The company's website describes The Emily Grace Collection as having a “trendy, sweet, yet edgy feel, reminiscent of Emily’s true personality. She is collaborating with Ooh! La, La! Couture designers to create versatile styles that can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, funky sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look. Emily’s collection will appeal not just to little girls - the line also has an exclusive Teen Collection available to a size 14."

Here's a clip of this poor Emily Grace kid dressed up in a pair of fishnets and chatting about her underwear line with Miley and Noah...

We weep for the future.

Megan Fox Strips For Armani!!

Move over Victoria Beckham, Megan is the latest fox to go bare for Emporio Armani Underwear!!

Megan Fox for Emporio Armani underwear.

Megan Fox for Emporio Armani underwear.

Megan Fox for Emporio Armani underwear.

Victoria Beckham for Emporio Armani underwear.

Victoria Beckham for Emporio Armani underwear.

Victoria and David Beckham for Emporio Armani underwear.

Victoria and David Beckham for Emporio Armani underwear.

David Beckham for Emporio Armani underwear.

Cristiano Ronaldo will be replacing David Beckham as Emporio Armani's new underwear model.

If you thought Megan Fox was sexy on screen, just wait until you see these pics of her in her underwear for Emporio Armani!! The sizzling siren replaces last year’s Emporio Armani face and body, Victoria Beckham, while her hubby, David Beckham is replaced by soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo in the latest campaign. Megan was shot by photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott for both Armani Jeans and Emporio Armani Underwear.
So how did Megan get so lucky? Well, it looks like Giorgio Armani is among the many Megan Fox fans! He says, “Megan is young and sexy and has a lot of spirit. Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans are all about a youthful attitude making her the perfect choice for the collections.” Judging by the photos above, I’m sure BFFs that you might agree! So now SHOP for Megan’s undies AND click to see – pics of Megan, Victoria, David Beckham and Cristiano!
—Katrina Mitzeliotis

Dallas' Best Football Team is Also its Best-Looking

By Richie Whitt

Touchdown celebration or unnecessary roughness? Who gives a damn, really.

​Gonna spend my Friday night ogling two of my favorites: Football 'n Females.

Been meaning to catch a Dallas Desire game this season, but lo and behold they only play two home games. The last one is Friday at 9 p.m. against the Los Angeles Temptation at Grand Prairie's QuickTrip Park.

I don't have to tell you that when Temptation meets Desire, you can throw out the records. And throw off the clothes.

The Desire would get their asses kicked by the Dallas Diamonds - mud wrestling, anyone? - but they are one of the best teams in the Lingerie Football League.

I could break down the Xs and Os and tell you that the Desire is 2-0 and has outscored its opponents 60-12. But who I am kidding? All you really want is photos and slideshows of some supple, yet strong sporty skin to get you through another rainy day.

C'mon then. Let's do this ...

How 'bout a video?

Perhaps a slideshow?

Some action shots from the Desire's first home game?

Or just the greatest football card in the history of ever?

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Update: Read on for more photos from the Desire's Friday night win over the L.A. Temptation -- or skip straight to our slideshow from the game.

Photos by Danny Fulgencio

The Desire, the class of the new Lingerie Football League, run out to a hero's welcome Friday night in Grand Prairie.

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Tackles around the waistline are acceptable in the LFL, though it's fairly common to see players taken down shorts-first.

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The L.A. Temptation celebrate a touchdown Friday night, on their way to putting 12 points on the board.

Photos by Danny Fulgencio

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By the end of the night, the Desire had turned in another dominant performance, topping the Temptation 24-12.

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Check out our full set of game photos here in our slideshow.

Meet The Chicago Bliss: Lingerie Football League Tryouts

chicagotribune.com — The Chicago Bliss, local entry in the Lingerie Football League, kicks off its inaugural season against the Miami Caliente in Hoffman Estates on Friday.

click here for this amazing gallery: Meet The Chicago Bliss: Lingerie Football League Tryouts

Nudists Save Lingerie Bowl

By Kyle Munzenrieder in Sports

Well, those prudes in Tampa got their way, and the Lingerie Bowl won't be tainting their apparently pure city. Instead a nudist resort in Pasco County stepped in and saved the day. The joint is appropriately called the Caliente Clothing Optional Resort, which should fair well for the Miami Caliente team.

The Caliente will play the Tampa Bay Breeze January 30. The winner will then play either the L.A. Temptations or the Phoenix Scorch during the Super Bowl's halftime in a live pay-per-view program.

No word on whether on-site spectators will be able to watch in the nude, but we're hoping not, because we just got the worse mental image of a nude stadium wave ever.

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