If you head over poolside at the 237-all suite Marquis Los Cabos resort in Baja California Sur you may get to sample Popsicle perfection. You might not believe it but the frozen treats go for the ridiculously low, low price of $1000 a pop. Each one contains 24 carat gold and Tequilas Premium Clase Azul Ultra, a special brand of tequila that generally sells for $1,500 a bottle. The frozen treat is served on a classic plastic stick, with some gold chocolate coins (I’m hoping a prostitute is lingering close by). What do you think, worth it??
People take pride in their automobiles, which in some cases means they modify their vehicles to reflect their personality, which in some cases means they do everything in their power to make their cars look as retarded as possible.
Me? I love hamburgers, so naturally I modified my car to look like a giant double-double and every time I step on the gas six gallons of thousand island dressing comes out of my exhaust pipe — it gets expensive and my friends don’t really get it but I’m really passionate.
Seems like every time we hear about Noah Cyrus she's doing something totally innapropriate for her age.
Whether it's dressing like a dominatrix for Halloween, skipping around a pole-dancing pole or performing the totally un-PG hits 'Smack That' and 'Tik Tok', we suspect this nine-year-old could easily notch up more scandals than her big sis by the time she hits her teens.
Noah at two Halloween parties last year.
The latest news that's got us scratching our heads and wondering, yet again, 'what were her parents thinking?' ...little Noah is set to become a lingerie model.
She'll be teaming up with her pint-sized best friend Emily Grace to launch a children's lingerie collection for 'Ohh! La, La! Couture'.
Left: Pole dancing with her little friends last year. Right: With her best friend Emily Grace.
The company's website describes The Emily Grace Collection as having a “trendy, sweet, yet edgy feel, reminiscent of Emily’s true personality. She is collaborating with Ooh! La, La! Couture designers to create versatile styles that can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, funky sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look. Emily’s collection will appeal not just to little girls - the line also has an exclusive Teen Collection available to a size 14."
Here's a clip of this poor Emily Grace kid dressed up in a pair of fishnets and chatting about her underwear line with Miley and Noah...
It is amazing where people’s ingenuity can reach. What else we say is we already have at least 7 types of banana holders? But while a banana holder might still make sense in some cases, there are plenty of absolutely weird products you have never any idea about!
Here’s our collection of such wanky and odd stuff we find on the store shelves – guess what’s inside!
“These handy foil packaged antibacterial towelettes are lightly infused with her lily scent. They’re perfect in your purse or car, to tidy up near AND far”.
This is just regular beer named after the well-known Italian town:
10. Joke Breast
That’s a strange toy. Breasts with stickum the back that kids are supposed to stick all over their bodies. You know, breasts on the fingers knees and cheeks will go over real well at school.
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All you art collectors out there. Here is a chance to get a Giclee copy of some of Ian M Sherwin work. Ian is planning on doing a whole series of Marblehead, Massachusetts paintings. His work is amazing.
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