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Monday, July 11, 2011

McDonald's to Serve English Pub Burgers: Is Fillet of Fish and Chips Next?



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Burger Business
The new McPub...Wonder if they'll be a McGuiness to go with it???
Burger Business has reported that a new McDonald's English-style pub burger is in the works.
The English Pub Burger is an Angus third-pound burger, garnished with hickory-smoked bacon, white cheddar and American cheeses, grilled onions, steak sauce, and smoky Dijon mustard sauce on an artisan roll.

The burger is set to be tested in the Midwest. No word yet whether the English Pub Burger will be hitting South Florida's McDonald'ses anytime soon.

The slogan on the American ad campaign (via tray liner) says the burger is so good, you'll be gobsmacked (that's British slang for "astounded," but in McDonald's case, "freaked out" is just as good).

We're hoping this starts a completely new era for McDonald's, which has a slightly tired menu (I mean, how many people actually admit to eating there?)

How about a McFillet of Fish and Chips? Or a McCurry Chicken Sandwich? Or a warm, crisp mincemeat pie in a box? We think the combination of bland English pub food and bland bad McDonald's is a match that's been a long time in the making.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Proof that British cops are 500% kinder than American cops


By Ross Borden
Drunk napper

“Can we give you a lift?” Wow. I was shocked when I saw this.
In America, this guy, who obviously stumbled into the wrong house when he was blacked out drunk and proceeded to pass out cold on a stranger’s floor, would have woken up to a knee being dropped on his back and probably a taser to help him wake up – had this been a scene from a house in the US.
He almost certainly would have been taken to jail too, and charged with trespassing and maybe breaking and entering or reckless endangerment. In England, he was helped to his feet and offered a ride home.
No, I don’t believe this behavior should be condoned, but it is refreshing to see police officers in some countries show a bit of compassion and react in a way that is somewhat constructive, instead of just being violent because they have an excuse to.

Friday, October 23, 2009

I see London...I See France.,... I see yoor underpants

Knickerless ladette ambles belligerently through Wales


I'm not sure why, particularly given that it happened in Cardiff, the photo of this woman stumbling about town in an advanced state of déshabillité has resulted in such horror from the British tabs, but I do know that I can't decide which gasping description I prefer, the Sun's "The knickerless girl was seen in the centre of Cardiff after a heavy session," or the Mail's "This shrieking ladette was photographed staggering through Cardiff city centre late on Friday night." If only she were holding a knife, this would be perfect.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Beavers return to Scotland after absence of 400 years

More than 400 years of Scottish history were rolled back last night when two families of European beavers were released into the wild beside a loch in Knapdale, Argyllshire.

For many environmentalists, this was a joyful moment, another small step in a long battle to recreate the biodiversity of wilderness Scotland, lost in large part to centuries of change. For their opponents — often drawn from commercial fishing interests — it was a disaster, a furry threat to a £100 million fishing business.

To illustrate their concerns, British fishing associations distributed photographs yesterday of a beaver dam already in Scotland. The man-sized dam was built by a colony of beavers kept by the wildlife enthusiast Paul Ramsay at his 1,300-acre Bamff Castle estate near Alyth, Perthshire.

According to Nick Young, director of the Tweed Foundation, a charitable trust that promotes the sustainable development of fish stocks in the River Tweed, it shows the problem that salmon will face when migrating upstream.

Mr Young said that the romantic dreams of environmentalists threatened all of Scotland’s migratory fish, trout as well as salmon. “Salmon need a depth of water to leap — you don’t find that below a beaver dam, especially one that big. I am sure the people who are reintroducing them know a lot about beavers, but nothing about salmon.”

Mr Ramsay said that the likely impact of the reintroduction on fish stocks had been exaggerated. The main spawning areas in salmon rivers such as the Tay were in the river itself, or in its larger tributaries such as the Tummel and the Ericht — waters so broad that beavers could hardly dam them. Instead, beavers would build in the upper reaches of a river system, areas where relatively few fish spawned, he said. Even where headwaters were spawning grounds, it was possible for conservationists to manage dams to allow fish to swim upstream.

Mr Ramsay, president of the Royal Scottish Forestry Society, added: “This problem is not insoluble, and there is evidence that dams result in good conditions for young fish.”

A beaver-damaged tree

Paul Ramsay examines the damage to a tree caused by beavers on his estate in Perthshire, Scotland

Fishing interests remain convinced that the evidence damns the beaver. American beavers — slightly smaller than their European cousins — were reintroduced to Prince Edward Island, Canada, in 1949, and opponents of that scheme say that the difficulties associated with their inexorable spread will soon be mirrored in Scotland.

According to a report commissioned by the Atlantic Salmon Federation, Canada witnessed a slow decrease in salmon numbers and then, in 2002, a collapse, with the loss or huge decline of the fish in 18 rivers on the island. The report concluded that “beaver blockages appear to be the main reason”, said Paul Knight, executive director of the Salmon and Trout Association. “Six decades on it is clear that their impact on salmon numbers has been catastrophic. Surely this must cause alarm bells to ring within Scottish government.”

His view is opposed by the scientist behind the Scottish Beaver Trial, whose members are from the Scottish Wildlife Trust, the Royal Zoological Society of Scotland and the Forestry Commission Scotland. They argue that beavers co-existed with salmon in Scotland for millennia before Man wiped them out in the 16th century.

The animals being used in the £750,000 Scottish trial were captured in Telemark, Norway, and have been held in quarantine for six months before their release in Knapdale. Simon Jones, project manager for the five-year trial, said that both the positive and negative effects of the reintroduction were being examined.

“We believe this site is large enough to sustain the natural expansion of the [Atlantic salmon] population over the next five years. There are no plans to reintroduce beavers in other sites across Scotland at present. The future of beavers is a decision that will be made by the Scottish government once the findings of the trial have been evaluated,” he said.

Roseanna Cunningham, the Scottish Environment Minister, will release a third family of beavers at a ceremony this morning.

Behind the story

The beavers being released in Scotland are but tiddlers compared with the behemoth that has been on the loose in Devon for the past six months (Simon de Bruxelles writes).

The 40kg (6st) male, which escaped from a farm at the end of last year, has so far evaded all attempts to trap him, ignoring the scent of female pheromones and offerings of food.

From the furore that preceded the release in Scotland, you might be forgiven for fearing imminent environmental catastrophe, comparable to the reintroduction of the woolly mammoth to suburban Surrey or the release of wolves in Hyde Park. But the Devon beaver has shown that the species can turn out model citizens and perform a useful function.

Using his large chisel-like teeth, the beaver has felled a few trees to get at their leafy tops, in the process opening up scrubby woodland alongside the River Tamar on the border with Cornwall. The evidence of his activities is plainly visible in the shape of tree trunks gnawed into perfect pencil points. The benefit is new growth where the light has been allowed to reach the woodland floor, and clearings that are buzzing with new life as insects and amphibians move into a welcoming home.

So far he has conspicuously failed to dam the Tamar, as some feared.

Derek Gow, who imported the European beavers released in Scotland, is the owner of the Devon runaway. His attempts to recapture his prize specimen have so far been unsuccessful.

He said: “Baiting the trap with the scent of a female didn’t work, and there’s so much fresh growth around that there’s no shortage of food.

“We are probably going to have to wait until he establishes some paths so we can place the traps where we know he’s going to be.” Mr Gow is in no rush to recapture the giant rodent, however. Every day that the beaver spends on the river bank failing to live up to the doomsayers’ expectations is one day closer to Mr Gow’s dream of re-establishing beavers in England, as well as in Scotland.