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Thursday, September 8, 2011

Seemingly drunk Swedish moose found stuck in tree

A seemingly intoxicated moose is discovered entangled in an apple tree by a stunned Swede in Goteborg, Sweden late Tuesday Sept. 6 2011. Per Johansson, 45, says he heard a roar from his vacationing neighbor's garden in southwestern Sweden late Tuesday and went to have a look. There, he found a female moose kicking about in the tree. The animal was likely drunk from eating fermented apples. (AP Photo/Per Johansson) SWEDEN OUT

Friday, July 1, 2011

American teenager falls 20 feet from a escalator, gets away with a fractured elbow


By Ali Plumb
From: http://www.asylum.co.uk/

Back in May last year, we brought you the video footage of a Turkish toddler who fell off a moving escalator, only to be caught in the nick of time by an eagle-eyed passer-by. But as this clip below proves, there isn't always someone there to catch you...

This time around, the escalator-faller-offer wasn't a tiny wee tot, it was a fully grown man – an 18-year-old boy called Shane O'Malley from Massachusetts, no less – who had gone to a gig nearby before he started larking about on the moving escalator and promptly fell off.

Amazingly, the 20 foot drop only resulted in a fractured elbow, according to his family, but he's also currently complaining of a very sore back – no surprises there then.

But there's one thing we haven't told you about the incident which might explain why it happened – our boy Shane was drunk. Dead drunk. He'd been drinking so much at the concert that he doesn't even remember the incident properly, but he definitely remembers the pain, that's for sure.

Check out the CCTV footage of the incident below, and remember kids, don't drink and ride escalators. No, wait, that's not right, we mean: always hold onto the handrail. There. A good deed done.

Amazingly, the 20 foot drop only resulted in a fractured elbow, according to his family, but he's also currently complaining of a very sore back – no surprises there then.

But there's one thing we haven't told you about the incident which might explain why it happened – our boy Shane was drunk. Dead drunk. He'd been drinking so much at the concert that he doesn't even remember the incident properly, but he definitely remembers the pain, that's for sure.

Check out the CCTV footage of the incident below, and remember kids, don't drink and ride escalators. No, wait, that's not right, we mean: always hold onto the handrail. There. A good deed done.





Thursday, June 9, 2011

Proof that British cops are 500% kinder than American cops


By Ross Borden
Drunk napper

“Can we give you a lift?” Wow. I was shocked when I saw this.
In America, this guy, who obviously stumbled into the wrong house when he was blacked out drunk and proceeded to pass out cold on a stranger’s floor, would have woken up to a knee being dropped on his back and probably a taser to help him wake up – had this been a scene from a house in the US.
He almost certainly would have been taken to jail too, and charged with trespassing and maybe breaking and entering or reckless endangerment. In England, he was helped to his feet and offered a ride home.
No, I don’t believe this behavior should be condoned, but it is refreshing to see police officers in some countries show a bit of compassion and react in a way that is somewhat constructive, instead of just being violent because they have an excuse to.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Massachusetts Set To Ban Four Loko


Callie Schweitzer

Editor-in-Chief

(Creative Commons)
(Creative Commons)
It's turning into somewhat of a domino effect as state after state places a ban on the caffeinated alcoholic beverage Four Loko.

Following the lead of Michigan, Utah, Oklahoma and Washington, Massachusetts has become the next state to ban the beverages.

From the AP:

[The Massachusetts Alcoholic Beverages Control] Commission head Kim Gainsboro said Monday that her agency will file an emergency regulation next Monday to control sales of caffeinated alcoholic drinks that are classified as malt beverages.

The new rule will ban sales of malt beverages containing alcohol, caffeine or any other herbal or chemical stimulant.

Its manufacturers would be required to relabel and repackage the drinks in resealable containers. The drinks also would no longer be sold by vendors selling wine and malt beverages.

The caffeinated alcoholic beverage commonly referred to as a "blackout in a can" is making waves on college campuses where students are "getting Loko" and loving it.

The FDA is expected to rule on its status as a safe and legal beverage as soon as Wednesday, concluding a year-long review process of the drinks.

Some beer distributors in New York agreed to a voluntary ban on Saturday.

The Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board has discouraged vendors from selling the beverage until the FDA had ruled on its safety. The Chicago City Council is also reportedly looking into a ban.

More than 20 students have been hospitalized for Four Loko-related incidents at Ramapo College in New Jersey. The school has since banned the drink.

Other schools including Harvard University, Lebanon Valley College in Pennsylvania and the University of Rhode Island are warning students of the dangers of the beverage or prohibiting it on campus.

One 23.5-ounce can of Four Loko is said to contain the equivalent of four or five beers and the caffeine in two cups of coffee.

The drink's manufacturer, Phusion Projects Inc., appears to be standing by the product as the Food and Drug Administration reviews its safety.

The drink's 12 percent alcohol content, combined with caffeine and other ingredients, has experts and medical officials worried.

From ABC News:

"The problem is when you put all these things together, it's a nightmare," Harris Stratyner, vice president of the Caron Center and an addiction specialist, told "Good Morning America." "The caffeine may make you feel like you're not getting drunk as quickly so you may ingest more."

Stratyner said he saw no reason for caffeine to be added, "other than to give kids an added boost and to get them to purchase more."

"Quite frankly, I think adults that are legal shouldn't drink it either," he said.


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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Two Guys Too Wasted To Set Up Tents


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Monday, July 12, 2010

Cop Nice Enough to Drive Drunk Girl Home but then...

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Guy is Completely Wasted, Needs Flip-Flop - Don't Drink and WALK!! -

stankshag April 19, 2010Some guy can't get his flip flops on... bc he's so wasted...in the afternoon... trying to get to the port-o-potties..... PWAH!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

British girl banned from literally every bar and pub in England

Down the hatch ... troublemaker Laura Hall gets stuck into booze

LOUT Laura Hall is the first person to be banned from buying or drinking booze ANYWHERE in the country.

Magistrates slapped the Drinking Banning Order (DBO) on Hall after she was involved in a run of alcohol-related public order offences.

Cops argued strict measures were needed to deal with the 20-year-old's drunken behaviour.

The DBO means Hall is not allowed in any pub, club, off-licence or bar in England and Wales for the next two years. She is also banned from buying booze - or having alcohol in an unsealed container or drinking in any public place. And she must attend an alcohol-misuse course.

Laura Hall
The party's over ... Laura Hall in full swing

Sgt David Roberts added: "Rather than seeing it as a punishment, we hope she'll use it to get her life on track." Hall, of Bromsgrove, Worcs, had already been banned from all her local pubs before yesterday's decision by Kidderminster JPs.

Licensing officer PC Neil Sharpe said he hoped the order would prove an "example to others".

He added: "A DBO is a powerful tool for tackling alcohol-related disorder. We will not hesitate to apply for more and we hope that others with drink-related issues will take note of this."

DBOs were launched by the Home Office last September. But Rachel Seabrook, of the Institute of Alcohol Studies, doubted whether the order could be enforced.

She said: "How can a police officer in Wales know this women has been banned if she turns up in his town?"

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Drunk as a skunk man tries to revive dead possum: cops

A heavily intoxicated Pennsylvania man tried to resuscitate at dead possum lying along a highway, the Philadelphia Inquirer reported yesterday.

Donald Wolfe, 55, was spotted by a state trooper attempting to breathe life back into the dead animal around 3pm local time Thursday in a remote area north of Pittsburgh.

State troopers arrested Wolfe along an isolated stretch of the highway and charged him with public drunkenness, according to the paper.

Trooper Jamie Levier said Wolfe was “extremely intoxicated” and “did have his mouth in the area of the animal’s mouth, I guess.”

Another witness observed Wolfe kneeling near the dead animal and gesturing as though he was conducting a seance.

Wolfe will face charges of public drunkeness before a district judge in Jefferson County at an unscheduled date.

Police listed “society” as the victim of the crime.

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/drunk_as_skunk_man_tries_to_revive_CLIQi7syDDFFw5nifNnCRM#ixzz0jfmzt6oS

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Drunkest Guy Ever Tries to Buy Beer, Gets Remixed

by:// Alex Moaba


Late last week, a drunk man walked into a convenience store and tried to buy some more beer. It didn't go so well...or did it? Because now the internet has bequeathed us many, many remixes of the footage, and they're pretty entertaining. Before we get started here, I'll just break the news up-front that I couldn't find a version mixed with Yakety Sax. I'm as disappointed as you are. Get on that, Internet.

First up, check out the original video and then all the wonderful Drunkest Guy Ever remixes below.



  • Mixed with Daft Punk's 'Around the World'


  • For the ladies -- mixed with 'He Ain't With Me Now Though'



  • 'Ol' English' by The Game

  • This one weaves between Swizz Beatz' 'It's Me B*tches,' 'Too Hot To Stop Pt. 1' by the Bar-Kays, and a Redbirds' cover of Willie Nelson's 'I Gotta Get Drunk'


  • 'Drinking Alone' by Hanibal. Remix via Sunspeik


  • 'Should Have Taken Acid With You' by Neon Indian

  • "2001 -- A Beer Odyssey"


Thursday, October 8, 2009

Arlington Heights considers large beer can prohibition

Measure seeks to curb public drunkenness, associated crimes

Beer ban

Arlington Heights Officer Robert Kostka, left, puts empty alcohol containers into a trash bag held by intern Georgi Michev at an abandoned building near Northwest Highway and New Wilke Road. (Tribune photo by Stacey Wescott / September 28, 2009)



Arlington Heights officials are expected to decide next week whether to pursue steps to curb public drunkenness which could potentially cost liquor store retailers millions of dollars in lost sales.

Under consideration is a ban on sales of individual large cans of beer and similar single servings of alcoholic beverages at grocery and liquor stores.

Advocating for the ban are police, who say it would help address disorderly conduct, including fighting, theft and public urination -- especially in the village's downtown and near its two train stations.

Many of those creating the problems are homeless, police said, who are able to scrape together the $2 or so it takes to buy a single 24-ounce can of the ice-style beer, which has a higher alcohol content than conventional beer.

But a dozen liquor retailers told trustees at a meeting last month that the proposed ban would hurt their bottom line and they are proposing alternatives. Officials are expected to consider whether to pursue the ban on Monday.

"We are trying to balance public safety and economic interests," Village Manager Bill Dixon said. "Public safety should prevail."

Authorities in other towns with similar liquor sales restrictions say that they work, but that a ban is not a catch-all.

Evanston has had a similar ban in place for years. "It's effective to a degree," said Evanston police Cmdr. Tom Guenther. "People can still get liquor."

Mount Prospect prohibits sales of refrigerated or chilled alcoholic beverages in containers smaller than 750 milliliters, about 25 ounces. "Since the ordinance was passed, we haven't had any violations or any complaints," said Officer Bill Roscop.

Chicago also restricts sales of single servings of alcohol, but allows sales of beer in single containers larger than 16 ounces.

The proposed ban in Arlington Heights includes sales of single containers of beer unless they are 40 fluid ounces or more, single containers of wine unless greater than 12 ounces or 375 milliliters, and other containers of alcohol except in containers greater than 16 ounces.

"We look at this as a comprehensive approach to a rather severe social problem we've had here in the village," Police Capt. Richard Niedrich said.

But Connie Karavidas, a co-owner of two Teddy's Liquors stores in Arlington Heights , said retailers are meeting with village staff in hopes of convincing them there are workable alternatives to a complete ban. Some options on the table include self-policing by retailers and increased crackdown on littering and public drunkenness.

"Two million dollars in sales stands to be lost," Karavidas said.

One of the ideas retailers have pitched was to go after the drinker rather than the drink as happens in Green Bay, Wis. Wisconsin law allows identification of problem drinkers as "known habitual drunkards," according to Kail Decker, assistant city attorney and city prosecutor for Green Bay.

Green Bay's police department has established a "no serve list" of such people based on a 3-strike rule. Those involved in three disturbances involving alcohol land on the list. Retailers keep the names of those on the "no serve list" in a binder behind the counter, Decker said.

Arlington Heights Assistant Village Attorney Robin Ward said Illinois has no such law, so she isn't sure whether the approach would work.

Decker thinks the Green Bay system helps cut down on problems.

"It helps. It's one more roadblock," Decker said, but admits "there are much greater social issues that need to be attacked."

Exactly the point, say those trying to help the homeless with alcohol abuse problems. Todd Stull, clinical director for Palatine-based Journeys from PADS to HOPE, wrote a letter to Arlington Heights trustees in support of the ban.

"It will cut easy access to alcohol for those homeless clients who abuse alcohol, giving Journeys a larger and more effective window of opportunity to intervene with these clients," Stull wrote.

Friday, July 31, 2009

Street Urinal Makes Public Peeing Practical

axixa

This is the Axixa, and here in Barcelona, we need it. The ceramic, water-stain shaped device is a public urinal. It even comes in pee-yellow.

Public urination is a big problem in my hometown: hordes of drunken tourists, all filled up with nowhere to go. Bars won’t let you use the restrooms unless you are a customer, there are almost no public toilets (a few porta-potties at the beach is about the size of it), and because the locals have some taste, there aren’t even many branches of McDonald’s, the default public bathroom for much of the world.

The Axixa is a design by Mexican Miguel Melgarejo, and could be deployed cheaply and easily on any city wall. Inside there is a traditional U-bend water trap leading to a drainage pipe. The outside could actually be any shape, but a yellow streak of piss seems appropriate enough. But would people use them? If you are desperate enough to pee in the street anyway, we doubt you’d be too embarrassed to use the Axixa instead. I just hope that the local government sees this and turns the design from concept into reality.

Axixa, a hygienic way of peeing on the walls [The Design Blog]

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Drunk Dancing Red Sox Fan

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Just another crazy drunk at Fenway Park slinging it to Billy idol's "Dancing With Myself"

Monday, March 30, 2009

To get drunk fan kicked out, text

Please make contact with that deep and joyous part of you that is passive-aggressive.

Yes, the part of you that wants to remove the man sitting and spitting in the seat in front of you at an NFL game, or the lady who is flipping everyone off at a baseball game (probably a Yankees fan). Yes, the part of you that doesn't want to get involved in finger gestures, f-words or fisticuffs.

Rejoice, because the wonders of texting can now be brought to bear down on the miscreants of the sports arena. All you have to do is know one number and text the nature of the problem you're having with another fan to that number.

29 of the 32 NFL stadiums employ the service- described by ESPN's Rick Reilly as 'tattletexting.' So do many Major League Baseball, NBA and, yes even NCAA March Madness games. (Hockey has it too. But surely one would only want to text to get the slobbering, scuffling players off the ice)

The Cincinnati Bengals, a team that seems to have more anti-social elements on its team than in its seats, has the lovely tattletexting number 513-381-JERK.

Reilly's column reveals some of the real texts collected by one of the companies involved in this highly entertaining enterprise, In Stadium Solutions (please, will someone tell companies that 'solutions' is so 1997?):

Lady in turquoise tank is flipping people off and cursing sec 235 row 14. (Turquoise has always been a suspicious color.)

How about Drunk guy passed out in my seat & can't wake him up sec 442? (Perhaps he wants you to take his seat? It might be better.)

You will unquestionably be disturbed by Guy in black jacket is exposing himself to people. Section 408 row 4 seat 7. He has spikey hair. (Spikey hair? As Reilly worries, "Where?")

"The fan that was removed was wearing turquoise and picking her nose repeatedly during free throw attempts."

(Credit: CC Inbound Pass)

Scott Meyers of ISS told ESPN: Only about 5 percent of the texts we get are pranks." Yes, people have texted to suggest the refs, the players or the coaches be removed. Although none has been known to come from Mark Cuban, as he seems to favor Twitter.

The tattletexting system is very simple. It doesn't just take the texter's word for it. The message goes through to closed circuit camera operators who check to see whether the lady in turquoise, the passed-out dude or the exposed spikey hair really exist.

However, one can only imagine if, one day, an especially passive-aggressive owner, which would exclude both Cuban and Al Davis of the Oakland Raiders, might use the service to fire a coach or trade a player.

Imagine, the Miami Heat gets a new, slippery owner. He decides the save money. He decides he doesn't need star guard, Dwayne Wade. He decides to scale a new height of passive aggression.

"Excuse me, Mr. Dwayne Wade," a large individual in uniform might whisper to Wade at practice. "Please come with me. You've just been traded to the Clippers."

As Wade tries to come to terms with a potential life in the NBA equivalent of a row boat with no oars, the large man in uniform whispers: "The owner thought this was the most, you know, modern, sensitive way to do it."

"Huh?" Wade stammers.

"Well, you know, you all those T-Mobile commercials you do. The owner thought you'd respect him more for doing this by text."