DOLPH LUNDGREN, COWBELL, ETC.

From Dolph Lundgren and the producer of Vampire Trailer Park comes Command Performance, which bills itself as “Die Hard at a Rock Concert.” Lundgren directs, stars, does his own stunts and drumming, and in the teaser above, delivers the tagline: “Dying is easy, rock n roll is hard.”

He goes on to prove his own thesis in the extended promo video below by sounding like Nickelback’s first day with a wah-wah pedal. Its poor inventor is probably rolling over in his grave right now. That inventor being of course Professor Phineas T. Wahwah.