New The Expendables trailer doesn't get much more masculine

Written by: Jordan Maison
From: http://www.themoviepool.com/

Stallone, Statham, Li, Arnold, Willis, could this cast get any better?

Since the idea for this movie came to light I was interested. I became far more interested when the casting details stared slipping out. It features all of my favorite action heroes from my childhood (including a one of a kind Arnold cameo, which I don't know how they pulled off), plus the new guys who quite simply rock.

If this new trailer for it doesn't get your blood pumping and excited for this film, then you might want to go to the hospital...you could very well be dead.

Dolph Lundgren Is Back From Cryo Sleep And Kicking It With Van Damme

Dolph and JCVD are back, and kicking super-soldier ass, in Sony's $15 million Universal Soldier: Regeneration. This time, the aging super-soldiers must save the president's abducted children before a radioactive cloud kills us all. No, really. Check out the trailer!

Synopsis:

The militant Islamist Chechen Basayev abducts the children of the President and takes control of Chernobyl, threatening to unleash a radioactive cloud unless his demands are met. Luc Deveraux (Van Damme), now a Universal Soldier again, joins a new team of UniSols secretly held in deep storage. Their mission is to retake Chernobyl and disable explosives that will unleash radioactive clouds. Luc discovers that one of the reactivated Universal Soldiers is a clone of his old, homicidal Sergeant, Andrew Scott (Lundgren). He also must face the NGU, the next generation in the UniSol biotechnology.

Good to know Dolph is still up and about, and hanging with JCVD.

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DOLPH LUNDGREN, COWBELL, ETC.

From Dolph Lundgren and the producer of Vampire Trailer Park comes Command Performance, which bills itself as “Die Hard at a Rock Concert.” Lundgren directs, stars, does his own stunts and drumming, and in the teaser above, delivers the tagline: “Dying is easy, rock n roll is hard.”

He goes on to prove his own thesis in the extended promo video below by sounding like Nickelback’s first day with a wah-wah pedal. Its poor inventor is probably rolling over in his grave right now. That inventor being of course Professor Phineas T. Wahwah.