Lindsay Lohan is posing naked for Playboy

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In an event that literally everyone predicted starting about 5 years ago, Lindsay Lohan posed naked for Playboy this weekend.

There’s no word on when the pictures will be released, and TMZ says this was just the first of a few planned shoots. For the record, after some negotiating, she was paid somewhere between $750,000 and $1,000,000.

She’s already posed naked before of course, in New York magazine (see those pictures here), but this should be even nakeder. Or at least it better be. It beter not that bullshit some celebrities pull where they giggle and cover everything good with sheets or their hands or by standing behind something like this is a god damn Austin Powers movie.

Judge Scolds Lindsay Lohan In Court

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Lindsay Lohan was in court today facing felony charges for theft of a gold necklace, with a $20,000 bail.

"You now have a pending felony case," the judge said. "If you violate the law I will remand you and set no bail."

"You need to follow the law just like everybody else," he went on. "Don't push your luck...things will be different."

We'll see if she listens to him.

Video below.

Lindsay Lohan’s Best Breast Moments

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Lindsay Lohan may not have a job but she does have boobs. How does that follow, you wonder? Well, logic shows us that her breasts work more than she does. Whether she’s leaving a rehab facility, going to a club or getting arrested, Lindsay’s talented twos are always strategically out on display. Underneath sheer fabric, unbuttoned blouses, or bikini tops while she vacations, they keep people looking and, thus, talking and/or fantasizing about Ms. Lohan. To us, her boobs are the real breadwinners of the household. So, it’s about time they get the direct recognition they deserve. Now, click the jump for LiLo’s breasts’ best work.
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Lindsay Lohan Is a Hot Mess For GQ Germany (PHOTOS, Video)

From: Rita Pereira

From: http://bumpshack.com/

Actress Lindsay Lohan, who was recently sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab, posed in sexy retro photo shoot with her SCRAM bracelet for the upcoming issue of GQ Germany (more pictures/video below).

The 24 year-old was also required to take off her clothes to pose topless while playing the guitar on the beach. Lindsay actually looks kind of hot and sexy in this new shoot. Shocking!

Lindsay Lohan GQ Germany Pictures + Video

[images: GQ]

Lindsay Lohan Will Play 'Deep Throat' Porn Star

By Zach Dionne
FROM http://www.popeater.com/

Lindsay Lohan is set to play Linda Lovelace, the porn star featured in 1972's infamous 'Deep Throat.' Although the news feels like just another talking point tossed on the gossip pile, LiLo's chum/photographer Tyler Shields is presenting the casting news as hard fact -- no matter how snugly it seems to fit into the never-ending LiLo narrative.

"Shields confirmed to us this weekend that the actress has indeed landed the gig," E! Online reports.

The film is an independent venture titled 'Inferno,' rumored (again, those dang rumors...) to be officially announced at Cannes Film Festival later this month.

467diggsdiggOur gut reaction to the role -- particularly after LiLo's gun-in-mouth, blood-splattered photo shoot with Shields just last week -- is that it has a certain scent of shock value. But in a recent (and oh-so-perfectly-timed) Pop-ed, one of our suggestions for Lohan to regain her career mojo was this: Shrug your shoulders and say, "Whaddya gonna do?" And isn't that exactly what this role does for LiLo? She's doing precisely what the tabloids expect her to do, and in the process, getting back on the silver screen and possibly flipping the gossipmongers on their heads.

Consider: Linda Lovelace "later denounced her pornography career, claimed that she had been forced into it by her sadistic first husband, and for a while became a spokeswoman for the anti-pornography movement" (thanks, Wiki). Sounds like this seemingly unsurprising role could wind up being something resonant and poignant for Lohan -- a metaphor in art a la Mickey Rourke's hard times and comeback being mirrored in 'The Wrestler.'

Or maybe it's just Lindsay Lohan playing a porn star.

Lindsay Lohan Snapshots

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Lindsay Lohan Video and Magazine Shoot for MUSE

Lindsay Lohan’s new video that accompanies her sexy spread in the fashion art magazine Muse was released earlier this week — and it’s had more than 124,000 views already!

The shoot was inspired by the Johnny Depp and Kate Moss romance in the early 1990s, with Lindsay channeling British supermodel Kate Moss. The magazine shoot was photographed by Yu Tsai, who also directed the video.

Model Petey Wright played the role of Depp, while Madonna backup dancer Sofia Boutella played the other woman in the pseudo ménage à trois. Lindsay drags on a cigarette in most of the very scantily-clad photos.

(NSFW NOTE - she’s straight up topless in some of these.)

Click here to see all the photos

I will say that I like the video better than the photos. Lindsay is sexy and it helps me see what they were aiming for in the photos.

IS LINDSAY ENGAGED?

No one reliable is claiming it, but several sources, including MSN, are reporting that Sam Ronson proposed to Lindsay Lohan while the two were in Los Cabos last week.

Lindsay was thrilled when DJ Samantha suggested a civil partnership and presented her with the Cartier diamond band during their break in Mexico.
The lovers were having dinner by the beach in Cabo San Lucas when a waiter came over with the ring which was hidden inside a covered silver tray.
A source at the £1,500-a-night Esperanza hotel told Britain's Star magazine: 'Sam brought Lindsay down at 9pm to a huge dining table laid out by the water's edge.
'Sam really went all out and even arranged for a group of Mexican singers to entertain them with songs.
'It was a gorgeous ring with a big diamond that Sam had bought before the holiday. Sam asked her if she would marry her and the waiter popped a champagne cork as Lindsay accepted.
'It was such a beautiful setting with perfect weather and was really romantic.'

So I guess that might be the ring in the banner picture of Lindsay shopping in SoHo yesterday (and yes I know that would seem to be the wrong hand. she's had it on the left in other pictures), although she wasn’t wearing a ring last night when she and Sam went to the Madonna concert. So maybe it's not an engagement ring. Maybe Sam just wanted her girlfriends finger to have some studs and extra girth. I don’t really know how all that works for lesbians.