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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

November 18th Declared ‘Have Sex With A Guy With A Mustache’ Day


As you may have heard, it’s Movember. If you haven’t heard, that means it’s the month of the year in which dashing fellows all over the world grow mustaches to raise money to fight prostate cancer. It’s a noble cause, one worthy of praise, and I think it’s fair to say that since we ladies can’t join them (well, most of us), we might as well bang them.

That’s right, November 18th has officially been declared by as ‘Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache’ day:

So if you’re a dude, grow a ‘stache, and if you’re a lady (or a ‘stache-loving dude) cuddle on up to a bewhiskered fellow and give him some of that sweet, sweet loving that he so rightfully deserves. Keep in mind, it’s all for a good cause, so also be sure to donate some money to a worthy mustachioed chap or chaps (like our friends over at Spike).

Remember, when it comes down to it, “you’re not a whore if it’s for charity.”