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Thursday, December 18, 2008

THE 10 BEST SNL DIGITAL SHORTS OF ALL TIME


SATURDAY NIGHT NOT LIVE

THE 10 BEST SNL DIGITAL SHORTS OF ALL TIME

The whole novelty of Saturday Night Live being live was a nice gimmick in the 70's, 80's and 90's, but it's time for the show to come to grips with the fact that the live portion of the show is now its weakest link. I think they should change the name of show to "Saturday Night Not Live Anymore" and start the show after midnight. Then they can incorporate female nudity into the show and videos of animals having sex. Speaking of animals, how has there never been an actual monkey cast member on the show. Monkeys = ratings.

#10 Lettuce - There should be way more foods that come in "head" form. Who wouldn't buy a head of bacon?



#9 Andy's Dad - I think it's time for Jonah Hill to do his first action movie. He could be the world's first awesome fat action hero.


#8 Laser Cats 2 - Mark my words ... one day cats will take over this planet.


#7 Punched Right Before Eating - And getting punched right before having sex is actually a good thing.




#6 Roy Rules! - The video that coined the phrase "24/7 69."





#5 Iran So Far - The one time in Adam Levine's life that he didn't look like a complete and total douche bag.



#4 Natalie Portman Rap - Angry Natalie Portman is even hotter than nice Natalie Portman. And naked Natalie Portman is still cooler than non-naked Natalie Portman.


#3 Jizz In My Pants - I wonder if it's actually true that every time you masturbate a kitten dies?


#2 Lazy Sunday - The video that launched YouTube and Andy Samberg's career. Then Andy did Hot Rod and he still hasn't really recovered.

#1 Dick In A Box - When Jessica Biel hosts SNL one day, she better do a "Boobs In A Box" retaliation skit.


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