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Man's best friend gets sex doll

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Doggie Lover Doll
New toy ... the doll is made from soft rubber. Picture: PetSmiling
  • Dog sex doll released onto world market
  • "Improves dogs' quality of life"
  • Idea came after watching dog mount legs

MANY dogs are happy enough to be man's best friend, but those in need of a bit more "companionship" can now get their own sex doll.

The Doggie Lover Doll, made by PetSmiling, was unveiled at a pet industry convention in Brazil last week.

The company describes the product as: "A female canine manufactured in soft rubber with a silicon vagina and an easy to clean reservoir."

Its creator, PetSmiling owner Marcos Giroto, said he came up with the idea after noticing his own dog’s frustration.

"I had the idea to make this doll when my Maltese started to grab everybody’s legs," Mr Giroto said.

"I did some research and couldn’t find anything like it, anywhere in the world. (So) I decided to make it."

He said his own dog showed a "better quality of life" after being part of the product’s testing.

The sex dolls come in three different sizes and a tube of lubricant is included in ever sale.

The company says it has already received orders from dog owners in the US, Germany and Japan.

11 Cool iPhone Keypad Codes

Jul. 30th, 2009 By Grant

iPhone Home Screen Your iPhone can play games, browse the internet, watch YouTube videos and more but there are also some nifty tricks you can use to find out some neat information about your phone.

Basically, there are a bunch of iPhone keypad codes that you can type in and get back certain information about the your mobile carrier, phone and billing details.

To use any one of these codes, open your iPhone’s “phone app” and make sure that the keypad button is selected in the bottom menu. Then, type in the code from the list below and press call.

iPhone Codes: Network & Phone Information

*3001#12345#*- Opens up the “Field Test” settings on your iPhone, which allows you to see many, many advanced network settings on your phone including cell site information and more.

*#06# – Displays your iPhone’s International Mobile Equipment Identity (IMEI) number (this code also works on many other phones).

iPhone Field Test Mode

*#21# – Displays any call forwarding settings enabled on your iPhone.

*#43# – Shows you if call waiting for various parts of your phone are either enabled or disabled.

*#30# – Shows you if you have the call presentation (to see who is calling you) setting enabled or disabled.

*#33# – Displays call barring settings for your iPhone, and weather they are enabled or disabled.

iPhone Network Call Forwarding Settings

iPhone Codes: Carrier & Billing Information

*646# -View available minutes on your AT&T plan (*min#).

*777#- View available minutes on your AT&T pre-paid plan (if you get the “Account Not Found” error, you do not have a pre-paid account and you should try the code just above this one for postpaid accounts).

*3282# - View wireless data usage statistics (also *data#).

*225# – Check the bill balance on your AT&T account (also *bll#).

*729 – Makes a call to AT&T to pay your wireless bill.

Do you have any other iPhone keypad codes / shortcuts to share? Let us know in the comments and also be sure to check out other MakeUseOf iPhone articles here.

China Performs 13 Million Abortions Yearly


(BEIJING) — China performs about 13 million abortions every year, mostly for single young women who experts say know little about contraception, state media said Thursday in a rare disclosure of sensitive family planning statistics.

The China Daily newspaper said the real number of abortions is believed to be even higher since the 13 million accounts for procedures in hospitals but many more are known to be carried out in unregistered rural clinics. Also, about 10 million abortion pills are sold every year in China, the paper said. (Read "China's One-Child Policy")

It quoted Wu Shangchun, a government official with the National Population and Family Planning Commission, as saying that nearly half of the women seeking abortions in China had used no form of contraception.

China imposed strict birth controls in the 1970s, limiting most couples to just one child. Sterilization and the use of intrauterine devices, or IUDs, for women are widely promoted — and subsidized — forms of contraception for married women. However, the policy tends to overlook the contraception needs of unmarried women even as attitudes toward casual sex have dramatically liberalized. (See TIME's China covers.)

The report said around 62 percent of the women undergoing abortions were single and aged between 20 and 29 years old.

It called the widespread use of abortions "an unfortunate situation" but did not directly say whether abortions were on the rise. No year to year statistics were given.

Wu told the paper that reducing the number of abortions was a tough challenge facing the country.

Peking University professor, Li Ying, was quoted as saying that sex education needed to be improved at the university level and that Chinese parents also needed to teach their kids more about sex.

The government says its family planning controls since the 1970s — including contraception, sterilization and abortion procedures — have prevented an additional 400 million births in the world's most populous country of 1.3 billion.

About 1.2 million women have abortions each year in the United States, which has a population of just more than 300 million people.

See TIME's Pictures of the Week.

Laser Cut Leaves are Nature’s Unique Business Cards

by Bridgette Meinhold

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If you’re in the market for new business cards or a cutting-edge new advertising medium, you should take a look at this brilliant idea - your message or logo etched right onto a real leaf, no paint necessary! The resulting leaves are simple, stunning when looked at against the sunlight, and the best part is that if they are thrown away, there is no adverse effect on the environment. Design Firm Tatil Design of Brazil came up with the elegant marketing idea, which they recently used in 2008 during the 55th Cannes Advertising Festival to promote their “Designing Naturally” workshop. Natural Medium, which is what they call their amazing laser cut leaves, was so popular and well received at the festival that it won the Bronze Award for the 2009 International Design Excellence Awards in Eco Design.

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The purpose of the “Designing Naturally” workshop was to discuss the role of design as a tool to transform the future, giving examples of solutions with low environmental and high sensorial impact. Wanting to find a way to naturally promote their design workshop back in 2008, Tatil Design came up with a simple idea that not only demonstrated the purpose of their workshop, but was elegant and beautiful to look at. The designers collected fallen leaves and then selected images that expressed the intent of the workshop. Designs varied from animals to dancers, burgers to planes, and ants to a soup can. The images were then laser cut into the dried leaves, which left a beautiful silhouette of the picture and the wording to advertise the workshop.

The leaves were a big hit at the festival. Steve Latham, contents coordinator of the 55th Cannes Publicity Festival, said: “I must say that in my 3 years organizing the Cannes Lions Festival, the work put into the marketing for this workshop has actually been the best I’ve ever seen, in the seminar program and the workshop program. It was so creative and simple, environmentally friendly….it’s just been fantastic. I’ve seen people playing with these things, with the leaves, trying to understand what they are…and, of course, there’s a message in there inviting people to come to workshop. I found it just amazing and innovative. I would like to congratulate everyone involved in the making of this project and it is something I would recommend as an idea for future seminar and workshop holders. So, congratulations!”

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Larry David details 'Seinfeld' reunion on 'Curb'

SeinfeldCastCurb The "Seinfeld" cast reunion on HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm" this fall will be an extensive part of the series. The stars of the original NBC series (Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia-Louis Dreyfus, Michael Richards) will appear in five episodes of the HBO comedy -- along with plenty of other familiar faces (hello, Newman).

The "Curb" story has "Seinfeld" co-creator Larry David and the original cast agreeing to a series revival and follows the process of re-starting the classic sitcom.

"The context is for years I've been asked about a 'Seinfeld' reunion -- as has Jerry and the other cast members," Larry David said at the "Curb" panel at the Television Critics Association's press tour in Pasadena.

"I would say, 'No, there's no reunion, we would never do that, it's a lame idea' ... but it might be really funny to do that on 'Curb' ... and I kept thinking of how we could pull this off, and Jerry was game ... so we're doing a 'Seinfeld' reunion show. ... We'll see the read-through, parts of rehearsals, the show being filmed ... you won't see the entire [mock 'Seinfeld' episode] ... you'll get an idea of what happened 11 years later [for the characters]."

Asked whether the show will acknowledge Michael Richards' comedy club scandal, David said, "It's possible."

The "Seinfeld" reunion idea will be introduced a couple episodes into the season and will be the show's main arc this season. The season finale might be an hour-long episode.

"It was like getting on a bicycle," David said of writing "Seinfeld" dialog again. "Coming up with the right ideas about what they'd be doing 11 years later ... that took some thought."

David kept silent on what happens in the show to get his alter ego to change his mind about doing the reunion, and kept it unclear whether the reunion on the show would be portrayed as successful or a disaster.

HBO also showed a "Curb" trailer, with clips of, among other things, David angrily trying to open a heavy-plastic sealed electronics packages, and hesitating to rescue a drowning friend at the beach in order to first hide his iPhone from potential theft.

Onstage, however, David was in the best of moods.

"I love 'Curb' Larry, I always hated this Larry," he said, gesturing to himself. "Now they're melding together and, yes, I'm a little happier."

MillerCoors Tests a Draft-Beer Box for the Fridge

Product Is Among Latest Innovations From Major Brewers Fighting for Business in a Jammed, Sluggish Market

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MillerCoors LLC has begun testing the sale of $20 draft-beer systems for consumers to drink at home, part of a string of new products and package innovation from beer giants grappling for market share in a crowded, slow-growing industry.

MillerCoors, the second-largest U.S. brewer by revenue, has begun testing the 1.5-gallon "Home Draft" for its biggest brands -- Miller Lite and Coors Light -- in about a half-dozen cities, including Dallas, Phoenix and San Diego. The boxed product, which is designed to fit into refrigerators for drinkers to consume periodically, rather than for one-time party use, comes amid packaging overhauls by the U.S. units of Heineken NV and Anheuser-Busch InBev NV.

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Makers of Miller Lite, Newcastle Brown Ale and Bud Light are competing with new products and packaging.

Sales of major U.S. beer brands are struggling as some recession-weary consumers drink less or switch to cheaper brews. Many of the top-selling brands showed declining sales volume at retailers in the 13 weeks through July 12 compared with a year earlier, according to market tracker Information Resources Inc. Anheuser's Bud Light, the No. 1 brand, saw its sales volume slide 5.5%, while Heineken, the No. 9 seller, fell 15%. (The figures exclude sales at certain retailers that don't share data with such research firms.)

"In this economy, we are seeing an increase in packaging innovation" in consumer-goods industries, said Kara Gruver, head of the North America consumer-products practice at consulting firm Bain & Co. "In many cases, it can be less costly [than creating a new product] and a very effective form of innovation."

Chicago-based Miller Coors, a U.S. joint venture of SABMiller PLC and Molson Coors Brewing Co., is testing home-draft packages at a time when one of its major brands, Miller Lite, is mired in a prolonged slump. Despite a new ad campaign this year aimed at revitalizing the brand, Miller Lite's retail sales fell 7.5% by volume in the recent period tracked by Information Resources.

Sister brew Coors Light, on the other hand, continues to post sales gains. Analysts attribute its long-running success in part to innovations in packaging, such as "cold-activated bottles," whose labels turn blue when the beer inside cools to a certain temperature.

MillerCoors's new Home Draft systems are meant to be placed upright in a refrigerator, which will keep the beer fresh for about 30 days. The price per ounce is roughly 15% higher than for an 18-pack of the same beer, MillerCoors said.

The product, which is recyclable, is aimed at the 30% of beer drinkers who say they prefer draft beer to the bottled or canned variety, said Andy England, chief marketing officer at MillerCoors. "We're really trying to meet that occasion when you just got back from work and want to reward yourself," rather than "the party occasion," he said.

Home Draft -- which carries about 5.7 liters -- bears some similarities to Heineken's five-liter DraughtKeg, which the Amsterdam-based brewer introduced in the U.S. in 2005. But the DraughtKeg generally is designed to consume all at once, unless drinkers buy an optional BeerTender countertop chilling system, which is sold at retailers for about $200.

The performance of the DraughtKeg may hint at the challenge MillerCoors could face to woo consumers. The DraughtKeg enjoyed an explosive start in the U.S., but Heineken pulled back on distribution as sales cooled and the company learned the product is most popular around holidays, the football season and other social occasions.

Heineken this month began testing the sale of Newcastle Brown Ale in the DraughtKeg format -- about $20 at retailers -- in Chicago, Minneapolis and Southern California. The company continues to focus on innovation in packaging "in a way that reinforces the premium nature of" its brands, said Christian McMahan, chief marketing officer at Heineken USA.

The U.S. unit of Leuven, Belgium-based Anheuser plans to unveil new can and box designs for brands such as Bud Light when the football season gets under way next month. As part of the shift, the company says it intends to better leverage its sponsorship of the vast majority of National Football League teams by creating packages showing the colors or logos of teams such as the Pittsburgh Steelers. Meanwhile, it also will roll out packages with generic colors tailored to college teams in specific regions -- such as red-colored cans in Nebraska, home of the University of Nebraska's Cornhuskers.

"It's an opportunity to tap into the passion people have for their teams," said Dave Peacock, president of Anheuser's U.S. arm, which is the biggest American brewer by sales. The company's research has shown that the most loyal consumers of its light beers "associate with sports in a dramatic way."

Brewers including Anheuser also plan some new beers in addition to new packaging. Anheuser intends to test Budweiser Select 55 -- a brew with just 55 calories -- in several markets later this year, as it tries to compete better with MillerCoors's MGD 64, a 64-calorie brew that is off to a strong start. Mass-market brews such as Bud Light, Miller Genuine Draft and Budweiser are roughly in the 100 to 140 calorie range.

Write to David Kesmodel at david.kesmodel@wsj.com

Corrections & Amplifications:
This article says Heineken NV's DraughtKeg generally is designed to have its contents consumed all at once unless drinkers buy an optional BeerTender countertop chilling system, but fails to note that the product stays fresh for 30 days in a refrigerator or cooler after it is tapped.

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Chronic City: Revealed -- California Cops Are Trained 'Marijuana Is Not A Medicine'

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Artwork courtesy Jim Wheeler
Can't we all just get along?

A recent court case in San Diego has revealed some California police officers are basing their sworn court testimony in medical marijuana cases on badly outdated, legally inaccurate information.

This goes a long way towards explaining why it is that so many law enforcement officers in the state still seem to harbor such personal animosity toward medical marijuana and those who use it, even after it's been legal in the state for 13 years. Above and beyond the seemingly eternal cop/pot dichotomy, the cops' own "medical marijuana training materials" tell them that -- contrary to the law -- there's no such thing as medical marijuana, and that all marijuana is illegal!

This misinformation has real-life consequences. Californians who legally use and provide medical marijuana are faced with hostile police and judges who have only heard or choose to believe information which is plainly wrong regarding medicinal pot's legal status here, and inaccurate regarding its effectiveness as medicine, as supported by thousands of doctors and hundreds of studies.

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Eugene Davidovich: Victim of the pot culture wars?

Eugene Davidovich, a San Diego medical marijuana provider who was arrested last February as part of Operation Green Rx (aka Operation Endless Summer), told me that the chief investigative officer in his case testified on the stand that he bases his expert testimony, as far as "medical marijuana training," on a handout from something called the Narcotic Educational Foundation of America, "Drug Abuse Education Provider of the California Narcotic Officers' Association."

In this toxic little screed, with the title Use of Marijuana As A "Medicine" (the quotes are theirs), we learn right off the bat -- in the first sentence! -- that "Marijuana, a plant from the cannabis family, is illegal and highly psychoactive." No mention of the fact that medical use of marijuana is legal, mind you -- and this in materials used to educate law enforcement officers.

I'll bet you thought that the issue of medical marijuana was settled when Proposition 215 was voted in back in 1996. Not so fast! You're just a civilian. The cops know better; and guess what? It sure looks as if the cops get to pick which laws they like, and which ones they want to ignore. "MARIJUANA IS NOT A MEDICINE," the "educational" pamphlet screams at its gun-toting, badge-wearing readers.

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Misinformation has consequences: Inaccurate handout used in officers' court testimony

More than a decade after California voters spoke loudly and clearly on the topic, these folks just aren't giving up the pot culture wars. You'd think the "medical marijuana training" of law enforcement officers might include the rather pertinent fact of its legality -- you know, seems like that would merit at least a mention. Reading the sordid little hate-filled pamphlet, you keep expecting to eventually encounter some level-headed caveat for these eager officers, some kind of sensitivity training, some sort of warning that since marijuana is, in fact, legal in this state for medical use, that officers must be careful to protect the rights of patients. But it never comes.

"Many well-intentioned leaders and members of the public have been misled by the well-financed and organized pro-drug legalization lobby, into believing there is merit to their argument that smoking marijuana is a safe and effective medicine," the pamphlet informs officers. "There is no justification for using marijuana as a medicine."

Once the officers have been, er, "trained" as to the illegitimacy of medical marijuana, they are dutifully informed that it is just ever so immoral and icky as well. "We have seen first hand the debilitating and often tragic results, both psychologically and physically, of those who choose intoxication as a part of their lifestyle," the pamphlet laments in one particularly purple passage.

The pamphlet then attempts to cloak its (legally incorrect for California) estimation of marijuana's uselessness as medicine and its enormous moral judgments around the weed in some sort of scientific respectability by citing outdated studies, all of which have been since refuted by more modern findings.

"It is actually scary what goes on in court," Davidovich told me. "I really hope that somehow a stop can be put to this. This is one of the reasons I am so public about these hateful people. There are a lot of patients who are needlessly suffering here in San Diego."

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Boxed Wines for Beginners


One of my favorite parts of the wine experience is the ritual of uncorking the bottle. That sound, feel and smell of the cork all are all part of the romance of wine. However, corks can be unreliable. They can break, resulting in a stuck bottle or bits of cork in your wine. A faulty cork can even let air into the bottle, leaving you with a "corked" bottle of wine that smells a lot like old, used, sweaty gym socks. Definitely not romantic.

As an answer to the cork conundrum, wine makers from all over have started turning to screw caps and plastic corks so that they can better control their end product. And then there's always boxed wine -- the topic of today's blog.

Many wine snobs shy away from what once was a "great vehicle" for an ice cold glass of White Zinfandel. You may remember it from college parties or your grandma's fridge -- or anywhere else cost outweighed quality. The stigma against boxed wine is beginning to lift, however, and people are beginning to discover that boxed wines may actually be good -- and are getting better all the time. In fact, Consumer Reports did a blind tasting among wine experts, pitting boxed wines against those in a bottle.

Guess what? The experts liked the boxed wines better than most of the bottled wine they tried. The white wines, like Chardonnay, fared particularly well during the taste test.

Even better, boxed wines are convenient, budget-friendly (they typically start around $5/bottle), and unlike bottled wines, last for up to four weeks -- still tasting fresh -- in your fridge. They're green and eco-friendly, too; some of the best boxed wines contain the equivalent of four wine bottles, but with much less packaging and waste.

If you're ready to overlook their long-standing reputation and give boxed wines a fair shake, here are a few to try:

Corbett Canyon 3L Premium Cask Merlot
Awarded Best of Class for Merlots below $15, at the 2009 San Francisco Chronicle Wine Competition. Corbett Canyon Merlot is medium-bodied with deep blackberry aromas and a soft, satisfying finish. Its smooth flavors are a great complement to grilled pork chops, braised lamb and roast chicken.

Black Box Chardonnay Monterey '05
Awarded Bronze Medal, 2006 California State Fair Wine Competition This is a great everyday wine that drinks easily and is jammed packed with ripe fruit flavors!

Yellow + Blue Malbec, Mendoza, Argentina
This organically grown red from Argentina is packaged like a big, fun, adult juice box! Try it with grilled summer steaks or even a piece of dark chocolate.

BOHO Cabernet Sauvignon and Chardonnay
Great packaging and great easy drinking wines!

Jennifer Horn is a co-host on the nationally syndicated Good Day radio program heard on more than 300 stations across the country in morning drive. An accomplished sommelier, Jennifer also co-authors a weekly Food & Wine Newsletter and is a contributor on the nationally syndicated What's Cookin' Show on CRN Digital Talk Radio.

Big Brother contestant Sree Dasari slashes his wrists

Reality TV show facing questions about screening of housemates after student admitted to hospital


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Sree Dasari Photograph: Channel 4/PA

Channel 4 and Endemol, the producers of Big Brother, are facing renewed questions about contestants' mental health after a recently evicted participant was taken to hospital after apparently self-harming while watching the programme.

Sree Dasari, 25, was admitted to hospital in the early hours of Friday after cutting his wrists in his room at the University of Hertfordshire, where he is an overseas student. Reports suggested he had become upset while watching the programme from which he was evicted on 3 July, the fourth contestant to be voted out of the current series. He was treated for minor lacerations at the QEII hospital in Welwyn Garden City and discharged shortly afterwards.

A spokesman for Channel 4 said it had made a psychologist available over the weekend to the Indian contestant, who was booed on his exit from the Big Brother house.

He had not been popular with viewers and had been mocked after falling for a fellow housemate, Noirin Kelly, who spurned his advances. Another contestant, Markus Akin, received an official warning after making fun of his thick Indian accent, an incident which prompted more than 100 complaints to Ofcom.

Dasari told his local paper yesterday: "I'm fine. I'm very, very fine and very happy. It was nothing, it's just a small cut."

He was well enough to attend filming of the spin-off show, Big Brother's Big Mouth, on Friday night.

In a statement, Channel 4 said that housemates' welfare was of "paramount importance". "As well as being assessed by both a psychologist and psychiatrist prior to being accepted as a housemate, all potential housemates are given detailed and realistic information about what they can expect from their time in the house and upon leaving it, including all the negatives, in a series of interviews with senior producers.

"This is a thorough and well-established system and there is also an extensive aftercare system in place for all housemates. Sree continues to be given ongoing support by the production team and regular access to the show psychologist."

But Dr Andrew McCulloch, a psychologist and chief executive of the Mental Health Foundation, said: "We have had concerns about this programme for a number of years and have written to Channel 4 about it in the past. Channel 4 have never been able to explain what the safety procedures are, in terms of screening people and then the support available to them through the show and after eviction, and in the absence of that information we remain concerned."

The incident is the latest in a number which have raised repeated questions about the welfare of contestants on the programme, currently in its 10th series in the UK.

The programme was criticised by the British Psychological Society (BPS) in 2006, after that series's lineup included a man with Tourette's syndrome and another contestant who admitted to having an eating disorder.

The BPS said it had met the programme's producers to discuss the inclusion of "vulnerable people" but that "it didn't appear that some of the areas we discussed were necessarily being applied".

Another contestant, Shahbaz Choudhary, left the programme early in that series after threatening to kill himself on air.

The programme was heavily censured in 2007 by Ofcom for breaching its own code of conduct and making "serious editorial misjudgments" after the Bollywood actor Shilpa Shetty was racially bullied by fellow contestants, including Jade Goody, who has since died.

Last summer's series received nearly 5,000 complaints about bullying and voting problems, most of which were dismissed by the regulator.

Sue Gardner, president of the BPS, said: "We are aware of the debate surrounding the ethics of reality television and the potential impact on the psychological wellbeing of people who take part, some of whom may be chosen for their potential entertainment value."

The programme presented a dilemma for psychologists, she said, over whether to avoid controversy or to "take part and hopefully protect participants".

Viewing figures for the current series have slumped, leading some critics to suggest the programme has reached its natural end.

Ron Howard’s daughter takes on The Twilight Saga: Eclipse!

by Quaid

Sorry Rachelle Lefevre, there’s a new “Victoria” in town. She’s hot, she’s well-known, and she’s the daughter of a highly successful director and child star.

Bryce4That’s right, Bryce Dallas Howard is jumping into the Twilight saga starting with Eclipse. The actress will portray “Victoria,” a role played by Lefevre in both Twilight and the upcoming New Moon.

I can hear the public outcry now, only there was so little character development in the first movie that I doubt anyone but the most hardcore of hardcore fans will notice Rachelle’s absence.

Why do this, Bryce? After starring in McG’s ultra-sucky Terminator movie, did you say to yourself “Fuck it, I’m going to try and land supporting roles in as many shitty blockbuster franchises as possible”? I mean, will you be replacing Megan Fox in the next Transformers movie, too?

Or Shia? Actually, that would be kind of hot.

Summit Entertainment executive Erik Feig says:

“We are incredibly happy that Bryce has agreed to come into the franchise. Rachelle brought “Victoria” to great screen life and Bryce will bring a new dimension to the character. The franchise is lucky to have such a talented actress as Bryce coming in to fill the role.”

Translation:

Thank Christ we can finally afford a name actor! At first we had to hire all these no-names that have no box-office draw, but now that we’re making money we can shit-can these dedicated actors and bring in some fucking movie stars. FUCK YOU RACHELLE!”

Then again, that’s just speculation on my part. Apologies on the language. I obviously feel very passionately about this.

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Historic Amish Town Has More Spycams Than Major U.S. Cities

articles.latimes.com Laid out in 1730, the whole town is 4 square miles around a central square. Amish families still sell quilts in the nation's oldest public market, and the Wal-Mart provides a hitching post to park a horse and buggy. But poverty is double the state's average. How security cameras affect crime is open to debate.

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Crippled Baby Elephant Chhouk: Now Walking and Running on Prosthetic Foot


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Several years ago, orphaned baby Chhouk was found wandering alone in the forest without a foot. The endangered Asian baby elephant apparently lost his left front foot due to injuries sustained from a poacher’s snare.

Rescued in a remote area of northeastern Cambodia, the injured elephant was transported by truck to the Phnom Tamao Wildlife Rescue Center in what turned out to be a very difficult and treacherous 26-hour journey. Besides being severely malnourished, his stump was badly infected and nearly 5 inches of infected tissue was removed. Balance issues and severe strain made walking on three feet nearly impossible.

Asian Elephants

According to the ICUN Red List, Asian elephants, Elephas maximus, are endangered. Due to habitat loss and poaching, it is estimated only a few hundred of the Asian elephants exist in the wild in Cambodia. Asian elephants can live up to 60 or 70 years.

Chhouk’s Long Journey

After being cared for by specialists since his rescue, the young elephant has now been fitted with a prosthesis. The Cambodian School of Prosthetics and Orthotics (CSPO) headed the project to fit the baby with a brand new foot. Although the foot needed some tweaking and repairs along the way, Chhouk can now walk and run with the new design.

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While many caring people were involved in the elephant’s rescue and recovery effort, Nick Marx, director of the Wildlife Alliance’s Cambodia Rescue Center, wrote, “However we must not forget the character and determination of the patient also. A lesser spirit might not have survived the ordeal.”

Due to his injuries, he can never be released back into the wild. Chhouk and an older female elephant at the facility, Lucky, are now the best of pals. In good health and as happy as a horse, Chhouk and Lucky spend their days frolicking in the pool and enjoying life.

Asian elephant and baby photo courtesy of SuperJew via Creative Commons license.

13-year-old schoolgirl breaks water-skiing world record

Charlotte Wharton, a British schoolgirl, has broken a 20-year-old water-skiing world record by leaping nearly 100ft - at the age of 13.


Charlotte Wharton: 13-year-old schoolgirl breaks water-skiing world record
Charlotte Wharton's record leap of 98.7ft (30.1m) broke the previous for her age group set in 1989 of 88ft (26.9m) by 10 feet. Photo: MASONS

The youngster, who started skiing just two years ago, soared nearly 50ft in the air at 30mph as she jumped the equivalent of three double decker buses.

Her record leap of 98.7ft (30.1m) broke the previous for her age group set in 1989 of 88ft (26.9m) by 10 feet.

She managed to break it three times in a single day at the recent British Youth Trials at Gosfield Lake, near Braintree, Essex, while using the standard 5ft high ramp.

Charlotte, from Wrestlingworth, Northants., who trains twice weekly, has also won medals at the British National Championships at Gosfield.

She now hopes to become the best water-skier in the world by mastering all three of the sport's main disciplines of slalom, tricks and jumping.

Charlotte has already travelled to far-flung parts of the world with her sport and represented the UK in a host of competitions across Europe.

Every summer she also travels with her brother Chris, 16, who is ranked 5th in the world in his age group, to Orlando, Florida, where she gets tuition from expert coach Tom Asher.

Charlotte's mother Catherine, 45, an account manager, said that she and her husband Paul, 48, a golf rep, has sacrificed a great deal for Charlotte's passion.

Mrs Wharton said that by the time her two children were 18 they will have spent up to £35,000 helping their kids follow their water-skiing dreams.

She described her daughter's achievements as incredible saying she was "fearless" and a worthy holder of the under-13s female jump world record.

Mrs Wharton said: "Charlotte's a real tough nut and sometimes when she hits the jumps I can't watch because there is a real risk involved with flying 100 feet off a ramp.

"I remember the first time she tried she fell off and but just climbed back on and kept practising until she made it - now there's no stopping her.

"She really enjoys the jumping. It's the sexy bit of the sport and the most exciting, once she hits that ramp she can get quite a spring."

When performing she hits the jump just as the speed boat peels off and tries to get her body into an aerodynamic position to leap as far as possible.

The youngster gets financial aid from Sport England to help make the most of her incredible talent and meet the cost of travelling abroad.

Charlotte said: "I love the thrill of flying over the water and the fact I get to travel around the world is fantastic.

"It's brilliant because my mum and dad get involved and we can be together as a family in a really fun environment."

Charlotte will be representing Great Britain in the European Youth Championships in France in August and is hoping to bring home medals.

The teenager will also be representing their country in the 2010 World Junior Water Ski Championships in Italy, where she will be chasing medals with brother Chris.

John Wood, the performance director at UK governing body British Water Ski, said that Charlotte was "extremely talented".

He said: "She is extremely dedicated and is out there training in the freezing water in the depths of winter and thankfully that commitment is paying off.

"She's a bit of a daredevil and for such a young person to be flying over those jumps is a real achievement.

"I look forward to seeing how she gets on in the European Championships next month."

The World's 18 Strangest Buildings—And Why We Love Them

This July, the American Institute of Architects forecasted steep declines in nonresidential construction spending through 2010. Spending is projected to decrease by 16 percent this year and another 12 percent in 2010. With less money flowing through the industry, high-end design projects are likely to be scaled back; architects, builders and regular folk are opting for retrofits with more practical design. While the demand may be turning to minimal and frugal architecture, unusual design still holds a place for museums and other prominent locations, primarily because it is so effective at turning heads. Here are some of our favorite unusual designs for museums, offices, homes and libraries—and why they are so effective at drawing attention.


1. Waldspirale

City: Darmstadt, Germany
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Background: Friedensreich Hundertwasser, an Austrian architect and painter, designed this building, which contains 105 apartments and a restaurant.

How It's Strange: Buildings are not usually this gaudy. "It's fantastical," says Toby Israel, a design psychologist and author of Some Place Like Home. Hundertwasser, known for his colorful, irregular-shaped buildings, chose windows of different shapes and sizes for this apartment. In addition, the building's colors are meant to represent layers of sediment rock.

2. 30 St. Mary Axe

City: London
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Background: This is the second tallest building in the City of London. Opened in 2004, it is commonly referred to as the Gherkin, after the cucumber-like fruit. Its suggestive shape also earned it the nickname "Towering Innuendo."

How It's Strange: The building's roundness is striking; its maximum circumference is only two meters less than its height. Such roundness is rare because it requires computer-aided design, as well as a more costly construction, Israel says. In addition, the Gherkin is mostly windows, with 24,000 square meters of external glass, a unique, energy-efficient building approach.

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The World's 18 Strangest Buildings

Waldspirale & 30 St. Mary Axe
1.) Waldspirale & 2.) 30 St. Mary Axe
Habitat 67 & The Egg
3.) Habitat 67 & 4.) The Egg
Flintstone House & Container City II
5.) Flintstone House & 6.) Container City II
The Crooked House & Basket Building
7.) The Crooked House & 8.) Basket Building
Community Bookshelf & Guggenheim Museum
9.) Community Bookshelf & 10.) Guggenheim Museum
Ferdinand Cheval's Ideal Palace & Dancing House
11.) Ferdinand Cheval's Ideal Palace & 12.) Dancing House
Lotus Temple & Cadet Chapel
13.) Lotus Temple & 14.) Cadet Chapel
Niteroi Contemporary Art Museum & Cube Houses
15.) Niteroi Contemporary Art Museum & 16.) Cube Houses
Library of Alexandria & Belarus National Library
17.) Library of Alexandria & 18.) Belarus National Library


20 Vertical Farming Pics, Designs & Concepts

One couldn’t say that the concept of vertical farming isn’t controversial, but they could say that it has serious merits that need to be considered on both sides of the issues.

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What is a vertical farm? The basic premise, as you see in this image, is to be able to grow food in urban areas by creating tall buildings where, instead of each floor having offices, each floor is in essence its own super greenhouse, where different crops can be grown to feed people within its own community. The idea is to not only be able to feed the community, but to protect the land that’s being damaged by over-farming and making sure that there will still be enough food for an ever growing population.

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Of course, not all designs would be the same, but this model of a design for the city of Seattle helps us to see how it would work. It’s integrated into a city plan so that it fits in, and has areas where people can go inside to not only tend to the plants, but could actually buy their produce at the same time.


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Thinking of vertical farm in terms of super stores fits a model like this one, where the ground floor has everything a traditional supermarket would have,


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While upper levels would contain areas for growing produce. This particular example tries to highlight how power might be created for all the energy needed to grow crops in urban areas, as the designs for vertical farming wouldn’t be able to provide natural light for all of the crops, so they’d need enhancement from artificial lighting. It’s one of the major criticisms of trying to have vertical farms.


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As you can see from this image of what the inside of the vertical farm in Seattle might look like, not only are there people who tend to the plants, and in some cases can pick their own produce, but it’s a place of beauty and tranquility that many in urban areas have to leave the city to enjoy.


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In a city like New York, for instance, one could see a design like this in either lower or upper Manhattan, where they have dense populations and no land areas to grow their own products, making it expensive to get produce into the city.


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This is another design for the Roosevelt Island area of New York City, built not only to be productive, and not only to help generate its own energy with a combination of solar and wind power, but can also be a popular meeting place in the city, with a supermarket, restaurant, and even kind of a virtual indoor park in the middle of the city.


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This design was made for the city of Toronto, and was estimated to be able to feed around 35,000 people a year. It would be a 58 stories high, becoming the fourth highest building in the city if made, but it’s design is still sleek enough to fit in with the culture of the city. And,


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this gives us an idea of how the builders see different products being produced on the different levels.


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In this design for a city like Dubai, where fresh water isn’t as readily available, seawater is sued to cool the greenhouse and also create humidity, which not only helps the plants grow, but then produces more fresh water that can be used for not only the crops, but if produced in significant amounts could be used for the city’s water supply.


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The initial testing of the vertical farm system is already in place in a much different way. One test is in El Paso, TX, where above you see how this type of farming concentrates certain types of plants close together, yet requires less water and needs almost no fertilizer for the crops to grow.


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Another real test is presently going on at Paignton Zoo in the United Kingdom, where they’re trying to cut the zoo’s overall costs by growing their own produce. Both of the last two examples are outside, yet they still qualify as vertical farms because the idea is growing produce in limited space, not expanding space.


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Could you imagine a city like Las Vegas, which is not only landlocked but also has no true vegetation growing around it for hundreds of miles, being able to grow their own produce in a building like this one, which was designed as a prototype for them? This design could easily capture enough sunlight, though there would still have to be modifications to keep the temperatures down, especially in summer months.


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Not all urban areas are the same around the world, however. Vertical can still take up a lot of area, and as this image shows, it can be a planned community where everything is self contained and the farm can be a mixture of internal and external, as well as retaining certain elements of a culture.


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This was an idea for a vertical farm in Vancouver, which was drawn up in 2003. This idea even comes with a plan for a grazing plain and a dairy farm, right in the city. The energy for it would come from wind turbines and geothermal heat pumps.


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There are no end to the types of designs that vertical farms could be. This is another one for Dubai, this time in the middle of the city, being powered by wind turbines and, once again, creating its own water.


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This one, the pyramid vertical farm, is a favorite of the guy who helped come up with the concept, Dickson Despommier, a professor of environmental health sciences and microbiology at Columbia University. It’s not only a vertical farm, but a tourist attraction as well as a peaceful park of sorts.


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Something like this, a proposal that won 3rd place in an international competition, is the concept of an actual farming community right within the confines of a large city, in this instance Manhattan once again, where residents who would normally inhabit the city still live there, but share the space with farmers on alternate levels around the city.


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Even designs like this could be used, where, instead of taking over land that could be used for residential or commercial space, one could build vertical farms right into the waterways, where they would still be a popular attraction.


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If cities needed to be redesigned to fit a changing environment, a design like this one for the city of San Francisco would not only be environmentally friendly, but this one is estimated to be able to feed over 7 million people.

The world of vertical farming could offer so much to the world as it concerns food, the environment, and our living space issues, as its estimated that we could have as many as 9 billion people on the planet by 2050. It will take a lot of planning, and a lot of energy, but if most of these buildings can be somewhat self energy sufficient, vertical farming could be viable within a relatively short period of time.