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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

‘Jimmy Kimmel Live:’ Snooki Punches a Leering Butt-Head

by Joel Keller

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi dropped by “Jimmy Kimmel Live” last night to discuss her new book, “Confessions of a Guidette.” While the Mistress of the Smush was talking to Jimmy about the experience of filming “Jersey Shore” in Florence, Italy, she also mentioned that she was looking forward to seeing “Beavis and Butt-Head” come back to MTV, which they will do on Thursday night.
Right on cue, we cut to the familiar scene of Mike Judge’s two malcontent teens, watching the interview. “This is a horrible interview,” Butt-Head says. “Ask her about her boobs!” yells the ever-articulate Beavis. Kimmel, breaking the fourth wall and all the rules of physics, manages to hear them, and busts through their TV to tell them that if they can do it better, they should try it themselves.
The pair do just that, converting the show to “Butt-Head Live,” with Butt-Head as host and Beavis as producer. While Beavis’ producing skills are limited to zooming in on Snooki’s breasts and writing “Ask About Boobs” on a cue card, Butt-Head can only stare at her cleavage and go, “They’re big.” This prompts Snooki to get up and punch Butt-Head square in his animated face.

Watch Beavis and Butt-Head interview Snooki here:


Thursday, April 28, 2011

Meet The Cast Of The Geordie Shore: The UK Jersey Shore

'I'm pert, I'm a flirt and I've got double F boobs': Meet Geordie lass Holly the youngest star of UK's answer to Jersey Shore

By Sarah Fitzmaurice

From: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/


The hit U.S. reality TV show Jersey Shore has proved so popular that it is now in its fourth series and the binge-drinking, vulgar-mouthed, highly-sexed characters on the show are seemingly as popular as ever.

So it was only a matter of time before the concept was picked up over here and following success of The Only Way Is Essex and the imminent arrival of the Chelsea set to our screens, MTV have looked to the North for their latest reality TV offering.

Pert and a flirt: Holly is the youngest cast member of the latest reality TV show from MTV Geordie Shore

Pert and a flirt: Holly is the youngest cast member of the latest reality TV show from MTV Geordie Shore

So who are the Geordie Shore cast members who have opted to live together in a bid to bed more randoms and drink their Stateside counterparts under the table?

Meet the youngest member of the crew fake tan addict Holly who introduces herself on camera by grabbing her ample chest and saying: ‘I’m pert, I’m flirt and I’ve got double F boobs.’

Not only does the 18-year-old have a pneumatic chest but her party tricks include downing a shot from her cleavage and according to MTV’s site she: ‘often rounds off the night by getting into a scrap.’

Wrinkle fear: Jay is scared of the ageing process and is rarely seen without his top off

Wrinkle fear: Jay is scared of the ageing process and is rarely seen without his top off

Muscle lover: Charlotte- Letitia, who won¿t kiss anyone without a six pack and admits: 'Girls call me a slut, ex-boyfriends call me a psycho and my mum calls me an idiot'

Muscle lover: Charlotte- Letitia, who won't kiss anyone without a six pack and admits: 'Girls call me a slut, ex-boyfriends call me a psycho and my mum calls me an idiot'

And flex: Gary claims to be 'mint' in bed but will he impress the ladies on screen?

And flex: Gary claims to be 'mint' in bed but will he impress the ladies on screen?

THE GEORDIE DICTIONARY

Spice boys – pretty boys

Tash on – snogging

Swilling – throwing a drink over someone

Soound as a poound – good/approved

Purely belter – really good

It’ll be proper mint! – it will be great

ahfancyhor or ahfancyhim – I fancy her / him

Alreet marra? - you alright mate?

Ah wes palatick – I enjoyed myself

And in keeping with the buff bodies seen on Jersey Shore the U.K’s answer to muscled men comes in the form of 25-year-old Jay who says his biggest fear is getting wrinkles, his mantra for life is ‘whoever’ and ‘wherever’.

Next we have 20-year-old Charlotte- Letitia, who won’t kiss anyone without a six pack and admits: ‘Girls call me a slut, ex-boyfriends call me a psycho and my mum calls me an idiot.’

Work-shy James, 20, admits that the hardest graft he has ever done is his hair, and his quest in life is to go out and pull as many girls as possible.

Joining them for the girls is 21-year old ‘tomboy’ Sophie and Vicky,23, who according to the website likes shopping and the gym, which are the only two of her activities which don’t involve alcohol.

And to bump up the testosterone in the house cheeky chap Gary, 23, who claims to be ‘mint’ in bed joins 26-year-old Greg who dresses to impress.

Party people: Work shy James and Vicky love nothing better than a night out on the Toon
Party people: Work shy James and Vicky love nothing better than a night out on the Toon

Party people: Work shy James and Vicky love nothing better than a night out on the Toon

Angels of the north: Ladies man Gary and tomboy Sophie are up for anything for a laugh
Angels of the north: Ladies man Gary and tomboy Sophie are up for anything for a laugh

Angels of the north: Ladies man Gary and tomboy Sophie are up for anything for a laugh

Plush pad: The eight-strong Geordie gang will live together in a house which boasts modern furniture and plenty of shag-pile rugs
Plush pad: The eight-strong Geordie gang will live together in a house which boasts modern furniture and plenty of shag-pile rugs

Plush pad: The eight-strong Geordie gang will live together in a house which boasts modern furniture and plenty of shag-pile rugs

And judging from some pictures inside their new pad don't look to shabby with sneak pics revealing ultra-modern furniture, shag pile rugs and plenty of shiny surfaces to allow the boys to check their refection at all times.

The antics from these ‘angels’ of the North will be shown on MTV from 24 May.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Martin Short Impersonates the Entire Cast of 'Jersey Shore' on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live'

From: http://www.tvsquad.com/



Martin Short, 'Jimmy Kimmel Live'Hey, MTV! There's no need to pay all those 'Jersey Shore' cast members all that money. Not when you can just pay one guy. Martin Short proved he knows what the kids are watching on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' (Weeknights, 12AM on ABC).

He put together a movie trailer for a 'Jersey Shore' film in which he plays every member of the cast, including the newest: Snooki's pickle baby. Yes, it's really a pickle.

The absurd short had Short dressed as each cast member, and he was surprisingly believable as most of them. He seemed to especially have a grasp on Snooki's personality and character.


So if you're missing 'Jersey Shore,' then why not try stopping by the 'Jersey Short.' Sure, they look a little older but they're just as crass and violent as the real cast, and they're funnier.

Watch the full interview here:

Monday, August 2, 2010

Snooki from 'Jersey Shore' hits cops with expletive-filled rant during her arrest

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi gave Seaside Heights cops a piece of her mind.
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi gave Seaside Heights cops a piece of her mind.

Snooki is her own No. 1 fan.

"Jersey Shore" star Nicole (Snooki) Polizzi reckons Seaside Heights residents should feel lucky to have her parading around their turf wearing skimpy outfits, downing shots and causing a scene.

"I'm the best thing in this town," she arrogantly declared after cops busted her for being a drunk nuisance Friday, according to an insider.

"She was bad-mouthing everyone who walked by her [in the police stationhouse]. She was saying 'I'm a star, you can't do this to me.'"

Snooki unleashed a boozed-up, expletive-filled rant after being arrested for disorderly conduct, and attempted to use her new-found fame as a "get-out-of-jail-free" card.

"You can't tell me what to do - I'm Snooki," she yelled at officers, according to witnesses. "Do you know who I am? I'm f------ Snooki. You can't do this to me. I'm f------ Snooki. You guys are going to be sorry for this. Release me!"

Not surprisingly, her harsh language didn't do the trick.

The pint-sized reality TV star was hauled away from the Jersey shore boardwalk in cuffs Friday as her oversized shades slid down her nose. A photo of her looking dishevelled with mascara running down her face while in custody also surfaced yesterday, as locals took stock of her unruly behavior and lashed out at the reality show cast.

"It's embarrassing," said Peter Smith, 39. "I've seen them every day and night for the last two weeks, and they've been terrible. They were even trying to charge $100 to have a photo with them the other night."

"They've no class," said John Ciallella, 54. "As an Italian-American, it's offensive. I guess it's drumming business up, but is it the kind of business we want here?"

Saturday night, Snooki headed to a sex toy store with new cast member Dina Nicole. Inside the Love Shack - which sells adult videos and DVDs, candles, oils, adult novelties and sexy lingerie - Snooki and Nicole giggled and playfully spanked each other with some of the items before leaving with X-rated popsicles.

"They were very, very nice," a clerk who identified herself as Brandie said. "They bought a lot of stuff."

"They were all-American girls," said Kim, another clerk, adding that the pair was accompanied by a security guard who looked like A-Rod.

On Friday, Snooki had been boozing with pals in bars along the beach and was spotted drinking tequila shots and Long Island iced teas by lunchtime.

Wearing a red and black T-shirt with the word "SLUT" across the chest, she fell off a bicycle, crawled drunkenly on the beach and tried to shove a man showering by the boardwalk before she was arrested.

She headed back to the boardwalk Saturday night, cutting to the front of the line to get on an amusement ride.

People waiting in line yelled "Hurry up, Snooki! Hurry up!" as an MTV camera crew filmed it all.

cboyle@nydailynews.com

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

New Jersey becomes 14th medical marijuana state!

Last night, Gov. Jon Corzine (D) signed New Jersey's medical marijuana legislation into law. As a result, New Jersey is now the 14th state to protect seriously ill patients from arrest and jail for using medical marijuana with their doctors' approval.
The bill had been passed by the New Jersey Legislature on January 11, passing by 48-14 in the Assembly and 25-13 in the Senate.
The new law will not only protect medical marijuana patients from arrest and jail but also allows for the regulated dispensing of medical marijuana. When the law is implemented, it's likely that there will be at least six dispensaries for patients to obtain their medicine, two in each part of the state. Doctors will be able to recommend up to two ounces of marijuana to patients within a 30-day period.
The Drug Policy Alliance New Jersey and the Coalition for Medical Marijuana-New Jersey led the lobbying efforts to pass this important legislation, which will go into effect this summer.
We're hoping that the decisive victory in New Jersey will convince neighboring state New York to do the right thing and protect patients who continue to live in fear. MPP has been pushing a medical marijuana bill forward there for seven years, and this year looks like the year that it may finally become law.
With the help of MPP's 29,000 dues-paying members, we'll continue to roll back the government's war on the sick and dying. We're working hard in Arizona, New York, Delaware, Illinois, Maryland, and Massachusetts to make these states the 15th, 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th, and 20th to pass medical marijuana legislation. Would you please consider making a donation today to support our efforts?
Thank you,
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Rob Kampia
Executive Director
Marijuana Policy Project
Washington, D.C.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Kids Reenact MTV’s Hit Series "Jersey Shore"

           

Monday, December 21, 2009

Alyssa Milano's Evolution: Jersey Shore

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Girl posts nude pics, is charged with kid porn

New Jersey teen may have to register as a sex offender



TRENTON, N.J. - A 14-year-old New Jersey girl has been accused of child pornography after posting nearly 30 explicit nude pictures of herself on MySpace.com — charges that could force her to register as a sex offender if convicted.

The case comes as prosecutors nationwide pursue child pornography cases resulting from kids sending nude photos to one another over cell phones and e-mail. Legal experts, though, could not recall another case of a child porn charge resulting from a teen's posting to a social networking site.

MySpace would not comment on the New Jersey investigation, but the News Corp.-owned company has a team that reviews its network for inappropriate images. The National Center for Missing and Exploited Children tipped off a state task force, which alerted the Passaic County Sheriff's Office.

'Very explicit'
The office investigated and discovered the Clifton resident had posted the "very explicit" photos of herself, sheriff's spokesman Bill Maer said Thursday.

"We consider this case a wake-up call to parents," Maer said. The girl posted the photos because "she wanted her boyfriend to see them," he said.

Investigators are looking at individuals who "knowingly" committed a crime, he said, declining to comment further because the case is still being investigated.

The teen, whose name has not been released because of her age, was arrested and charged with possession of child pornography and distribution of child pornography. She was released to her mother's custody.

If convicted of the distribution charge, she would be forced to register with the state as a sex offender under Megan's Law, said state Attorney General Anne Milgram. She also could face up to 17 years in jail, though such a stiff sentence is unlikely.

Growing trend
Some observers — including the New Jersey mother behind the creation of Megan's Law — are criticizing the trend of prosecuting teens who send racy text messages or post illicit photos of themselves.

Maureen Kanka — whose daughter, Megan, became the law's namesake after she was raped and killed at age 7 in 1994 by a twice-convicted sex offender — blasted authorities for charging the 14-year-old girl.

The teen needs help, not legal trouble, she said.

"This shouldn't fall under Megan's Law in any way, shape or form. She should have an intervention and counseling, because the only person she exploited was herself."

Called "sexting" when it's done by cell phone, teenagers' habit of sending sexually suggestive photos of themselves and others to one another is a nationwide problem that has confounded parents, school administrators and law enforcers.

Prosecutors in states including Pennsylvania, Connecticut, North Dakota, Ohio, Utah, Vermont, Virginia and Wisconsin have tried stop it by charging teens who send and receive the pictures.

Racy pictures
In northeastern Pennsylvania, a prosecutor recently threatened to file child porn charges against three teenage girls who authorities say took racy cell-phone pictures that ended up on classmates' cell phones.

The MySpace case may be a first, though.

"I'm not sure I've seen a prosecution like this coming out of a social networking site," said Seth Kreimer, a constitutional law professor at the University of Pennsylvania.

Milgram, the attorney general, could not recall another such case in New Jersey. She cautioned parents to get on those sites and monitor what their kids are talking about and posting.

"Unfortunately, youth don't have the same judgment as adults," she said, "and often, adults don't have the same technical savvy as the youth."

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