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Friday, December 17, 2010

UAE hotel erects 11-million-dollar Christmas tree

From: http://news.yahoo.com/

UAE hotel erects 11-million-dollar Christmas tree  
AFP – An Emirati man walks past an 11-million-dollar Christmas tree at the Emirates Palace hotel in the Emirati …
ABU DHABI (AFP) – Christmas came in extravagant fashion to the Muslim desert emirate of Abu Dhabi as a glitzy hotel unveiled a bejewelled Christmas tree valued at more than 11 million dollars on Wednesday.
It is the "most expensive Christmas tree ever," with a "value of over 11 million dollars," said Hans Olbertz, general manager of Emirates Palace hotel, at its inauguration.

The 13-metre (40-foot) faux evergreen, located in the gold leaf-bedecked rotunda of the hotel, is decorated with silver and gold bows, ball-shaped ornaments and small white lights.

But the necklaces, earrings and other jewellery draped around the tree's branches are what give it a record value.

It holds a total of 181 diamonds, pearls, emeralds, sapphires and other precious stones, said Khalifa Khouri, owner of Style Gallery, which provided the jewellery.
"The tree itself is about 10,000 dollars," Olbertz said. "The jewellery has a value of over 11 million dollars -- I think 11.4, 11.5."

This will probably be an entry into the Guinness book of world records, Olbertz said, adding that Emirates Palace planned to contact the organisation about the tree which is to stay until the end of the year.

Asked if the tree might offend religious sensibilities in the United Arab Emirates, where the vast majority of the local population is Muslim, Olbertz said he did not think it would. "It's a very liberal country," he said.
The hotel has had a Christmas tree up in previous years, but this year "we said we have to do something different," and the hotel's marketing team hatched the plan, said Olbertz.

The tree is not the first extravagant offering from Emirates Palace -- a massive, dome-topped hotel sitting amid fountains and carefully manicured lawns.

The hotel, which bills itself as seven-star, in February introduced a package for a seven-day stay priced at one million dollars.

Takers of the package have a private butler and a chauffeur driven Maybach luxury car at their disposal during their stay, as well as a private jet available for trips to other countries in the region.

And in May, the hotel opened a gold vending machine, becoming the first place outside Germany to install "gold to go, the world's first gold vending machine," said Ex Oriente Lux AG, the German company behind the machine.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Time-Lapse Of The White House Christmas Tree

Posted by Lawrence Jackson 
 
 
Download Video: mp4 (33.4MB) 
 
My boss, Chief White House Photographer Pete Souza, and I talked about how we could show all of the work and energy that’s put into decorating the White House for the holidays. A time-lapse seemed like a good way to present the progression, change and finished product. We decided on the official White House Christmas Tree in the Blue Room of the White House. Delivered by horse-drawn carriage, the Douglas fir stands more than ten feet high and is nearly thirteen feet wide – it’s truly the centerpiece of all the decorations. In four and a half days of shooting, the time-lapse camera took a total of 6,078 images.

I set my digital camera and 16-35 mm lens on a tripod with two weights on it to keep it from moving too much. In the first two days, the camera was set to fire two times per minute and was bumped up to three frames per minute during the last two and half days. Our White House Photo Office intern Spencer Millsap put it all together with video editing software, making it a fun and fast-paced multimedia piece.

There’s also funny moment with the White House electricians. Since they handle all things electrical – they installed the lights on the Christmas Tree before any of the other decorations were placed on the tree. So, I’ve got pictures of the guys installing the lights and when they’re done they gather around the tree for a group shot. You see these guys in a flurry getting the tree ready, in one frame they’re posing with big smiles on their faces, and in the very next frame they’re gone!

Lawrence Jackson is an Official White House Photographer

Thursday, November 18, 2010

11 of the Weirdest Christmas Images From My New Book

By: Tim Burton

From: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/

Some people want to know why I've got a whole chapter of holiday drawings and paintings in my art book (for what it's worth: "The Art of Tim Burton"). I've always loved the holidays. Maybe it has something to do with growing up in a California suburb, where the only way to tell the passing of seasons was when people broke out the holiday decorations. Christmas has always been one of my favorites. I love the gaudy decorations people strew everywhere and the idea of snow before I ever got to experience it. My other favorite is Halloween, and the combination of the two was where the inspiration for "The Nightmare Before Christmas" came from. Of course anything that I felt a kinship towards came out in my artwork. Here is a sampling of a few of my favorite Christmas pieces that appear in the book.

The Art of Tim Burton

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Hot toys for the holidays: Squinkies, Monster High, Barbie Video Girl, Hot Wheels and more

Retailers hope toys will help boost other sales. This year, trends include 'mini collectibles,' bigger dolls, high-tech gadgets for young children, movie tie-ins and activities for the whole family.

By Andrea Chang
From: http://articles.latimes.com/

Bob Chamberlin, Los Angeles Times

For parents, finding the right holiday toy isn't all fun and games.

After a robotic hamster became the breakout hit last Christmas, the race is on to snag this year's hot toy. But what is it?

No front runner has emerged yet, but parents and kids have been buzzing about squishy pencil toppers, a Barbie equipped with a real video camera and toy musical instruments that can be played by lightly touching the paper surface.

"Part of what makes a toy the must-have toy is the scarcity in finding it," said Sean McGowan, a toy analyst at Needham & Co. "There's social currency attached to being the parent who can deliver it and the kid who gets it."

Toys may be a bright spot during what industry watchers are predicting will be another tough holiday season for consumer spending. Compared with other retail categories such as luxury and electronics, toys weren't hit as hard during the economic downturn for one major reason: Parents will cut back everywhere else before they deprive their children of that Buzz Lightyear action figure or the latest Bratz doll. Plus, toys are relatively cheap.

For those who haven't started shopping, prepare yourselves for bigger toy displays, more pop-up shops and better discounts as retailers boldly move into their most important time of the year. Many toys are priced around the "sweet spot" of $30.

Discount giant Wal-Mart Stores Inc. has expanded its toy assortment and inventory and added "Rollback Alley" to most stores, an aisle that features deals on toys. Toys R Us Inc. will operate 600 temporary holiday shops and 10 FAO Schwarz pop-up stores nationwide.

Target Corp. is featuring 10% more discounts and items in its annual holiday toy catalog. And Sears, which last year brought back in-store toy sections to 20 of its department stores, is opening 79 more this year.

Even though the economy has forced her family to cut expenses, stay-at-home mom Dianna Lynn, 40, said toys would still be at the top of her shopping list this Christmas.

"You still want them to have something to open and something to get excited about," Lynn said while browsing a Toys R Us Express store in Rolling Hills Estates recently. "Santa doesn't know about the recession."

Squinkies, Zoobles and Sing-a-ma-jigs, oh my

Because price will again be the most important factor for many shoppers, toy manufacturers have focused on making products that can fit into small budgets. Experts are predicting a strong year for "mini collectibles" — toys that are inexpensive but feature a full lineup of characters with different looks, sounds and personalities.

The collectibles category has performed extremely well in the tough economic climate, with Zhu Zhu Pets, an assortment of robotic hamsters, and Bakugan Battle Brawlers, a line of spherical, spring-loaded miniature toys, flying off shelves.

This year's newcomers are led by Squinkies, soft and squishy figures that can be worn as jewelry, used as pencil toppers or displayed in play sets; Zoobles, plastic spherical characters that pop open when placed in their "happitats" to reveal creatures inside; Sing-a-ma-jigs, plush creatures that sing, harmonize and chatter with one another; and Hot Wheels R/C Stealth Rides, mini-vehicles that fold flat inside cellphone-size cases that double as remote controls.

For parents, they are an economical choice, said Lydia Ho, a stay-at-home mom from Rolling Hills Estates. Her 8-year-old daughter, Elizabeth, particularly enjoys Silly Bandz, colorful rubber bands molded in different shapes; a pack costs just a few dollars.

"It's easy — it's not an investment if they lose it or it breaks," said Ho, 43.

Toy experts say collectibles appeal to kids, who like to accumulate different characters and trade them with friends. Owning the most items can be a status symbol, such as with the Beanie Babies phenomenon in the 1990s.

Barbie gets more (and bigger) rivals in the doll aisle

In recent years, the fashion doll category has become highly competitive thanks to a growing number of plastic figures with diverse images and personalities, whether cute, sporty, scholarly, glamorous or edgy.

This holiday season, new players such as Mattel Inc.'s Monster High — a line of characters, such as Frankie Stein and Draculaura, who are the offspring of famous monsters — and the relaunch of the saucy Bratz dolls by rival MGA Entertainment Inc. are heating up the closely watched doll battle.

Fashion dolls are always popular among girls, who like to emulate their favorites and dress them up in cool outfits and accessories, retail experts said. A trend within the category this year is the rising popularity of larger, 18-inch dolls (Barbie is 11.5 inches tall), which girls find more relatable, they said.

At a Toys R Us Express to redeem a birthday gift card, 8-year-old Elena Wingard passed by the smaller dolls, instead opting for a Dream Dazzlers styling head.

The large doll came with an array of hair accessories, as well as makeup, which Elena said she was excited to apply to the doll's face. Her other favorite dolls are American Girl, another brand that features larger-size characters.

"It seems like it's my friend," she said of larger dolls. "It feels more real to me for some reason because it looks like a real person."

The frontrunners among the large-scale dolls come from local toy companies: Disney Princess & Me dolls are made by Malibu-based Jakks Pacific Inc. and cost $49.99. BFC, Ink dolls are a product of MGA, based in Van Nuys, and cost $29.99.

High-tech goes to kindergarten

The economy hasn't been kind to the youth electronics sector, with U.S. sales falling 29% year-over-year for the 12-month period ending in September, according to market research firm NPD Group.

But toy makers are betting big on the high-tech category for the holidays, rolling out a wide selection of electronic toys that have been generating buzz for months.

This year's top picks include Mattel's $49.99 Barbie Video Girl, which features a working video camera embedded in the doll's necklace and a color LCD video screen on her back; Paper Jamz, a series of thin toy guitars and drums that can be played by simply touching the paper surface; and Dance Star Mickey, a plush Mickey Mouse from Fisher-Price that walks, talks and does dances (including the moonwalk).

Manufacturers have also added more technology to the learning tools category, developing several toys that look remarkably like adults' iPads and Kindles.

Hand-held learning gadgets such as VTech's V.Reader, Fisher-Price's iXL Learning System and LeapFrog's Leapster Explorer Learning Experience use technology to help kids read, play games and learn other tasks.

"Kids today are Skyping, they're on the Internet, they're going on YouTube," said Neil Friedman, president of Mattel Brands. "And what we're doing is we're allowing them to expand their imaginations and utilize their toys to even go further."

Not surprisingly, the prices in this category are a bit higher, with Dance Star Mickey retailing at $69.99 and the iXL at $79.99.

Familiar faces go from the big screen to the toy chest

Just as Hollywood filmmakers have seen success in adapting comic book characters into major movie franchises, the toy industry has benefited from crafting toys tied to an existing brand.

It's already been a big year for movie-related toys with the release of the blockbusters "Toy Story 3" and "Iron Man 2": Boys flocked to toy stores to pick up action figures, vehicles and games. Those entertainment properties are expected to continue to be big sellers during the holidays.

For girls, the Disney Princess line is expected to sell well. The release this month of Disney's animated movie "Tangled," based on the story of Rapunzel, has already brought a host of products including dolls, a hair braider and a fairytale tower.

Kids like toy products linked to popular movies and television shows because they feel more familiar with the characters, said Margaret Whitfield, a toy analyst at Sterne Agee.

Families search for stay-at-home fun to save money

The recession brought about the trend of "cocooning," where families tended to forgo dining out and taking expensive vacations in favor of staying home.

That led to a boost in classic family activities such as board games, arts and crafts, building sets and outdoor toys, which are expected to be popular again this year.

After the holidays last year, Denise Vazquez, 41, and her family pooled together their Christmas money to buy a Nintendo Wii video game console "so we could all play as a family," she said.

This year, she'll be looking for more Wii games and other family-friendly activities that won't break the bank, she said. The Torrance resident, who works as an accounts representative at a bank, plans to buy a lot of toys at Kmart and Sears so she can use the stores' layaway programs.

"With a large family, you have to remind yourself to budget," she said. "We don't want to deprive the kids, but we have to be more conscious."

Retailers counting on toy sales to boost holiday business

With U.S. retail sales totaling $21.5 billion last year, toys are big business — especially during the final months of the year.

For major chains, the aggressive stance on toys this year is part of a larger strategy to drive traffic to other store sections, said Sherif Mityas, a partner in the retail practice of management consulting firm A.T. Kearney.

Retail watchers are predicting only a modest increase in sales for the holidays, so merchants need any edge they can get as they try to woo tough customers.

"Retailers have conditioned the consumer to really wait and buy on deals," Mityas said. "So if they can draw consumers in by giving deals on toys, then they're hoping they can sell other products in the store at potentially more full price."

Merchants, too, admitted that toys are a smart bet.

"It's a tough economy and we know our customers are struggling," said Laura Phillips, senior vice president of toys and seasonal merchandising at Wal-Mart. "But we do know that the kids are probably going to get what they want on their wish lists."

andrea.chang@latimes.com

Thursday, December 24, 2009

10 Reasons why A Christmas Story Is the Best Christmas Movie Ever

By Hollywood.com Staff | Wednesday, December 23, 2009


According to star Peter Billingsley, director Bob Clark had to agree to direct other schlocky films for distributor MGM and put up cash out of his own pocket to get A Christmas Story made. It’s a good thing he saw his vision through – what would Christmas be without Jean Shephard’s festive, wholehearted tale of the ups and downs of the holiday season as seen through the eyes of a bright-eyed child? A whole lot more empty, that’s for sure. Below are some of the reasons why A Christmas Story went from an underrated, critically divisive picture to the greatest Christmas movie that we’ve ever received, or ever will receive.


10. The Scut Farkus Affair

For every heavy-set tween who’s been rolled down a hill, for every acne-covered high school audio-visual-club kid who’s been trapped inside his own locker, seeing the yellow-eyed, yellow-toothed bully, Scut Farkus, turn yellow as Ralphie Parker pummels him in retribution was a universal score for the proverbial little guy. It was the slap heard around Hammond, Indiana.












9. The Bunny Outfit


Some moms tell you to put on your Sunday’s best for the Holiday. Mrs. Parker, oblivious to the humiliation she was putting her son through, ordered him to don the hot pink bunny pajamas his Aunt Clara made for him. Millions of fans hiss at the thought of having to sport that ridiculous get-up; luckily, the Old Man, despite his shortcomings, saved his boy from continued torture.












8. "I Triple-Dog Dare Ya!"


There have been numerous schoolyard attempts at disproving the infamous tongue-to-flagpole theory. They’ve all ended with the cops and fire department on hand to unhinge would-be thrill-seekers like Flick. It remains one of the most memorable sequences in Bob Clark’s holiday staple.














7. Nothing says Christmas like Peking Duck

Those blasted Bumpus hounds almost ruined the Parker family’s Christmas, but the old man wouldn’t let the mangy mutts have the last laugh. Instead, the whole gang hot-tailed it to the Chop-Suey Palace, where a soon-to-be-headless Christmas duck was on the menu. You may not want to make it a tradition, but it’s always fun to hear an 'alternative' take on Deck the Halls!












6. “Oh, Fudge”

Only he didn’t say "fudge." Thanks to Ralphie Parker, every foul-mouthed youngster knows what to do when caught dropping an F-bomb: Blame it on your best friend. [0:00-1:45 of the video to the right]














5. "Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine"

Growing up is tough on a kid. When you reach a certain age, you find out that Santa Claus isn’t real and your whole world is shattered. When Ralphie discovered that his Little Orphan Annie Secret Decoder Ring was merely a means of marketing chocolate milk, he learned a valuable lesson about the world.













4
. Peter Billingsley

Who says child stars always end up drug addicts? Well, OK, most of them do (we’re looking at you, Danny Bonaduce). Perhaps one of the most nostalgic things about re-watching A Christmas Story years after your first viewing is the knowledge that little Ralphie Parker grew up to be a successful, stand-up guy – producer of films like Iron Man and Four Christmases and director of this year's hit comedy Couples Retreat. Now that’s a Hollywood ending.












3. Santa in Wonderland

I’ve heard of children being scared of Santa before, and this trippy visit to the local mall Santa justifies that fear. Ralphie has to endure what could only be described as a Tim Burton-like run-in with the Claus, complete with fun-house-mirror North Pole rejects, a rushed-gift wish list and a spiraling slide of shame –effectively tarnishing his holiday spirit. This is every kid’s worst nightmare and one of the funniest scenes in the movie.











2. “NottaFinga!"

The old man's prized posession – the leg lamp – broken into a million little pieces. Who can say if Mrs. Parker broke the lamp on purpose? Only she knows for sure. What we do know is the box from which the lamp came was was marked 'Fragile' (frageeeley) and that may be the greatest foreshadowing in film history.













1. “You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!"


Even if you haven't seen A Christmas Story (all eight of you), you're probably familiar with this iconic line. Since 1983, it’s become every mother's default response to almost all things projectile and they will use it to shoot down any attempts for a tyke to get his or her hands on “an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time.” Even though Ralphie’s mother, teacher and Santa Claus himself advised him not to mess with the coveted BB gun, you just can't stop a kid from dreaming.

Monday, December 21, 2009

The Best Playboy Holiday Covers of All Time

By Brian Fairbanks

Playboy has never known what to do about the holidays. Each year, the magazine recycles jokes our grandfather learned in The Great War about Santa Claus coming down the chimney and joining the orgy around the Christmas tree. They usually have Santa looking in on Eliot Spitzer and Ashley Dupre, saying, "Ho ho ho!" But once in a while, the magazine gets the holidays right: dressing up the Playmates as young Mrs. Clauses, complete with lingerie and a present in the bedroom, if we would just follow their come-hither looks.

January 1954
. Playboy was a tad on the late side for its holiday cover that season, but maybe because the December '53 issue was its first ... and featured Marilyn Monroe on the cover. While the follow-up isn't quite as memorable as the premiere, it still demands a place on this list for featuring the Playboy Bunny character gleefully eyeballing a pair of boobs.


December 1960. While it took Playboy a few years to find the courage to combine eroticism and Christmas (and this was before the days when Bill O'Reilly would have have thrown a temper tantrum over it), the last cover of the first year of the swingin' 60s was at least a step forward. Sadly forgotten model Teddi Smith is shown standing up in her finest sexy Santa suit, and that's all she needs to do to sell us on this issue: stand there.


February 1970. This one's cheating a bit, but we missed it on our Best Playboy Covers of the 1970s list. Sure, February is a bit past the holiday season, but it probably went out to subscribers right after New Year's and has a Valentine's Day theme, so that counts, right? None of that matters, anyway, when there is a naked ass to enjoy.


December 1970. Who would have guessed that a naked model in a Santa hat would be sexier than just a plain ol' naked model? Shay Knuth knew this before we did, and thankfully Playboy gave her to us for Christmas in 1970.



December 1972. As the rest of the country joined the sexual revolution that Playboy helped jump-start, the magazine decided to buck the trend and step back into the past with its December '72 edition. The cover featured a play on the classic Coca-Cola Christmas ads, except with an illustration of a hot naked chick playing Santa Claus. The only way you'll ever get to see anything like this nowadays is by joining us at Santacon.


December 1974. Mother of God, what is Playmate Robyn Douglass going to do with that candy cane? The outrage, the scandal, the sacrilege! I'll take two copies, please.


January 1976. We'll give you 12 reasons why this cover makes our list: Lynnda Kimball, Mesina Miller, Lillian MĂĽller (Yuliis Ruval), Azizi Johari, Ingeborg Sorensen, Victoria Cunningham, Lynn Schiller, Laura Misch, Jill de Vries, Bridgett Rollins, Janet Lupo, Nancie Li Brandi. One for every lonely night of Christmas.


January 1993. Four boobs, one cover. You would be forgiven for having high expectations for 1993 after receiving this in your mailbox.


December 1996: Playboy's holiday covers bounced back in a big way in '96 with this Jenny McCarthy-led edition -- you know, before she was spoiled by Jim Carrey.


December 1999. As awful as Naomi Campbell's outfit is on the cover of Playboy's 1999 holiday issue, the supermodel at least had the hotness to make it work. But ... hang on a second ... isn't a landline phone what Ms. Campbell launched at her assistant that one time?


December 2000. This is exactly what you should get me for Christmas this year, Mom: a miniature naked Carmen Electra, trapped inside a tree ornament.


Friday, December 18, 2009

The 9 best and funniest “Made for TV” holiday songs

Holiday TV specials are a December staple. It’s the entire reason they made stop-motion claymation. Some specials simply play some old songs and throw a few reindeer, some elves and by the time Santa shows up, they call it a day. But some shows take Christmas a little further by writing and adding their own Christmas carols to already crowded repertoire of silver bells and sleigh rides. To some shows like “A Charlie Brown Christmas,” it’s a time to write songs that pull at your heartstrings and make you dig into your soul to find the deeper meaning of the holidays. For others like South Park, it’s a time to finally give fecal matter it’s time to both celebrate and disgust.

All these songs were written specifically for their TV specials and all have a special place in our hearts and holiday playlists. Some more than others…

Patrick Swayze Christmas from Mystery Science Theater 3000

I dare you to find a better Christmas song written about the greatest actor in the film Point Break. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Leave it to one of the funniest shows in TV history to write the funniest, most absurd Christmas songs in history. It has everything–decorating barstools, Santa stealing moonshine, and Roadhouse. And it’s the only Christmas carol that has an action sequence! What a better way celebrate the memory of the beloved Patrick Swayze than to sing this song while decorating your barstools with Guyism’s own Bodhi Christmas ornaments…wait, what? We don’t have anyone to make ornaments? Well, folks, I hope someone get’s you a Ronald Regan Mask and a parachute for Christmas, cause it looks like your on your own.

Lenny and Squiggy – The Jolliest Fatman from Laverne and Shirley

This is an old one that is a bit before my time, but it’s still a classic. It’s from the show “Laverne and Shirley.” I’m guessing most of our readers are too young to remember this show, but Laverne directed the movie “Big.” Still too young to remember that? “A League of Their Own?” Still no? She directed a few episodes of “According to Jim.” Wait, you’re here, so you have taste, so you probably are like everyone else and have never seen that show…Well, I guess just try to enjoy a Christmas song about getting boozed up and passing out on someone’s lawn. Everyone likes that, right? Wrong. The neighbors don’t like that. Keep that in mind.

Alvin and the Chipmunks – Christmas Don’t Be Late from A Chipmunk Christmas

Oh man, now here’s another song that was a staple in many car rides to my Grandma’s house for Christmas. Loved the TV special and much to the chagrin of my parents, I also loved the album. How my family didn’t leave me in the cold, butter wilderness of Maryland’s western mountain range is beyond me. I mean seriously, the entire album sounds like a bunch of eunuchs trapped in a helium factory. I can’t imagine what that was like listen to this for hours and hours on end in a cramped car. Yes I can. I’m doing it right now. “Hurry Christmas, hurry fast…”

You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch from The Grinch That Stole Christmas

You’re mean one, Mr. Grinch. Probably the best book based on a movie that I’ve ever read. Wait, was “Hunt for the Red October” a book? It’s a song that everyone who doesn’t like Christmas gets pinned with. The minute you say something like “Christmas is overrated” or “I hate shopping for your mother” or “I’m the one who set the Christmas tree on fire and I’m gonna do it again next year,” people start calling you “Grinch.” This has become a universal song for holiday curmudgeons and if there is one thing we know about spending time with our families, it’s that the holidays are about ostracizing those who aren’t filled with cheer and the spirit of giving. As in, “Stop calling me Grinch, I’m not a criminal…you’re giving me a complex, Grandma!”

Christmas Time Is Here from A Charlie Brown Christmas

This song is the most depressing of all the Christmas songs ever written and performed. I personally love this song because I am in fact, the real life Charlie Brown. I’m always complaining about being depressed, my therapist always pulls the football out from under me when I try and kick it, I’m the constant cynic, and my head is twice the size of a regular person. This truly is a song for the bitter few who find Christmas to be a bit more depressing than jolly. You have to admit that it stirs up something in your heart and the more I hear it– it becomes is sadly comforting. Like the bottom of a whiskey bottle or a hooker you paid for with someone else’s money.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo from South Park

Howdy Ho! The guys who made South Park really outdid themselves with this ditty. It was one of those times where you think, “oh these guys can’t get any worse” and then they come to you with a crooning bowel movement in a Santa hat. Bravo, good sirs. This is setting the bar…well, it’s setting the bar somewhere near the gutter, but honestly, when you are going to go blue, you might as well not even aim for the bowl.

Holly Jolly Christmas from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Sure, going from South Park to Burl Ives isn’t much of a segue, but not many people know that this song was written specifically for this classic Christmas special. I don’t need to say anything here because you know you already love this song.

Christmas Today and The Hanukkah Song from Saturday Night Live

And this is just proof that without Will Ferrell, SNL could trot all the actors they wanted out on stage at Christmas and all you would get was this…one of the most embarrassingly unfunny songs ever recorded.

And while his antics were juvenile and some people think his methods were a bit lowbrow, Mr. Sandler and his guitar coyly belt out what would become one of the greatest SNL segments of all-time.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

The Complex Holiday Soundboard: Click On It!

From: http://www.complex.com/


Not content to leave you with just the O.G. Complex Soundboard and Complex Soundboard II for the holidays, we’ve cooked up another marvelous compilation in time for Christmas…and Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa, and Festivus, and Tet, and Ramadan, and the muthafuckin’ New Year—presenting The Complex Holiday Soundboard! Man, we stuffing stockings like the Red Hot Chili Peppers in this bitch.

Soundboard veterans know the drill by now: What you see above is a fully embeddable, interactive collection of audio clips, now with 100% more holiday material! Ho, ho, ho muthafuckas! For a key to who’s who, read below…


ROW 1: (Left to right) Hans Gruber (from Die Hard), Kurtis Blow, Adam Sandler, Riley Freeman, Keith Murray, Miles Finch (from Elf), Willie (from Bad Santa), Jam Master Jay, Riley Freeman, Pete Schweddy (Alec Baldwin from SNL), Run

ROW 2: Scrooge McDuck, Craig (from Friday After Next), Bart Simpson, Sue (from Bad Santa) Master P, Alvin, Kool Moe Dee, Willie (from Bad Santa), Ralphie Parker (from A Christmas Story), The Notorious B.I.G., Cartman

ROW 3: Krusty the Clown, Adam Sandler, Buddy (from Elf), John McClane (from Die Hard), John Legend, Bill O’Reilly, Mr. Hankey, Frank Costanza (from Seinfeld), Bart Simpson, Craig (from Friday After Next), Gangster Johnny (from Home Alone 2)


Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Garage Gets Decorated With 'Guitar Hero' Made From Christmas Lights

A few years ago, this guy dazzled us (and nearly sent us into a seizure) with his musically-synced Christmas wonderland. For '09 Ric Turner, a former "imagineer" for Disney and special affects aficionado, raised the Christmas ante to another level. He transformed his entire house into one big game of 'Guitar Hero.'

As The Huffington Post reports, Turner needed just 21,268 lights and LEDs to create his masterpiece -- a fully functional display synchronized to Guitar Hero controllers. As you can see in the video (after the jump), the display only works for the song "Cliffs of Dover" by Eric Johnson. But we're sold. We want this guy to be our new dad. In an article on Make, Turner explains how he pulled this Christmas miracle off, and says that, even though the game is set on "Easy," it's pretty difficult -- even for the Slashes and Hendrixes of the 'Guitar Hero' elite. That's because if you want a high score, you've gotta play while looking only at the lights, not at the video screen in the driveway which displays the actual game. And, for the sake of the neighbors and their eardrums, you can even stream your performance via a low power radio station for all to hear.

Turner says he still wants to tweak the game a bit, particularly the "initial show/game sync," but given his impressive holiday display pedigree, we don't doubt he'll be able to come up with something (Check out his YouTube compendium for more of his festive creations.). [From: Make]



Friday, December 11, 2009

I Pity The Fool That Don't Like Christmas! (PIC)



The Most Elaborate Gingerbread Houses in the U.S.


Gingerbread houses are good for two things: eating and ogling. And while it's fun to get a sugar rush from sloppy homemade concoctions, some gingerbread houses are just too beautiful ― or too weird ― to eat. Allow us to present some of the most ogle-worthy gingerbread houses out there. Try not to eat through your computer monitor.

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8. Earthship Lollipop
This ultra-green gingerbread house, designed by Khai Foo and Elise Young, has rammed-icing walls, a gum-paste roof membrane, sugar solar panels, and edible windmills. According to its designers, the Earthship Lollipop is the first LEAD (Leadership in Edible Architectural Design) gingerbread house. And this tongue-in-cheek example of green architecture can be yours ― if you're willing to pay more than the current highest bid of $50.99

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7. SantaBucks
Cheesy? Yes, but it's hard to begrudge Maryanne Garcia for her Christmas-themed take on Starbucks. The design won first place in the "Authentic Reproduction of a Significant Building" category at Peddlers Village's annual gingerbread house competition.



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6. Gingerbread White House
This 56- by 29-inch monster of a gingerbread house, constructed by White House pastry chef Bill Yosse, contains 140 pounds of gingerbread coated with 250 pounds of white chocolate. Enough said.


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5. Life-Size Gingerbread House
The Ritz Carlton in Greensboro, Ga., might win the prize for biggest gingerbread house, with a mammoth model that measures 9 feet tall and 14 feet wide. Some fun facts about the house: it contains 720 eggs, 346 pounds of sugar, 26 pounds of gingerbread spice, 800 pounds of gumdrops, and 400 pounds of icing.

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4. Christmas Island
Why build a gingerbread house when you can build a whole village --or in this case a whole island. This design, which was an entrant in the 2009 Grove Park Inn National Gingerbread Competition, is painstakingly detailed ― from the inside of each of the homes to the inhabitants of the island.


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3. The Biltmore
Another entrant in the National Gingerbread Competition, this gingerbread mansion is a reproduction of Asheville, North Carolina's Biltmore House. We still prefer to think of it as Hogwarts in miniature.

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2. Gingerbread Castle
Arizona may not have snow, but it does, apparently, have lots of gingerbread. This castle, created by the pastry team at the JW Marriott Desert Ridge Resort and Spa, took 400 hours to make and used 500 pounds of gingerbread dough.

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1. The Disney Version
What is it with hotels and gingerbread houses? This life-size gingerbread house at Disney's Grand Floridian Resort is so big that it has an actual bake shop operating inside. The whole thing took 400 hours to bake and 160 hours to decorate ― presumably, by a very large team of Disney elves.