Twinkie Cars, Sausage Men, and Hoagie Blimps: Kitchen (Football Snack) Stadium
The Big Game appoacheth. With Super Bowl XLIV right around the corner, millions of Americans will break out potato chips, Chex mex, Hot Dogs, and hamburgers and, of course, build a giant junk food football stadium. Okay, this may not be standard operating procedure for most gridiron fanatics gathered around the warm glow of the television, but for a second year, the folks of Break.com have set out to construct the best (and only?) snack stadium in the universe. Yesterday at Busby's East, the creative team of Break built a pool table sized arena that dwarfed last year's Twinkie, Slim Jim and guacamole stadium. Deftly wielding frosting, Cracker Jacks, doughnuts (and holes), deli meat, sweaty cheese, and some broccoli--to make mom happy--the stadium was an ode to beer bellies and lap bands across America.
This is Why You're Fat, eat your heart out. Break and their friends Holy Taco will release two behind-the-scenes videos of the snacktastrophe construction on Feb. 3rd and 5th. But before then, Squid Ink has exclusive photos of the ultimate snack stadium and a calorie breakdown after the jump. A picture is worth a thousand calories. Make that 110,428 calories.
Nicholas Gray Kitchen stadium
Nicholas Gray Behold the power of a fully operational Snack Stadium
Nicholas Gray Rome wasn't built in a day
Nicholas Gray Who doesn't love sweaty cheese and warm deli meat?
Nicholas Gray Looking good, crowd! Loo-king gooooood!
Nicholas Gray marshmallow wheels
Nicholas Gray And the crowd goes wild!
Nicholas Gray It's the carrots vs. the Vienna sausages for the game of the century!
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| Nicholas Gray |
| Birds eye view from the Hoagie Blimp (not pictured) |
Get your lap bands ready, here's the calorie break down:
C per serving Quantity Total C per Item
STADIUM/STANDS:
Twizzlers 1/100c 1200c/bag 1200c
Good n Plenty 1/4c 1 bag 585<
Sno-Caps 1/4cup=180c 1 bag 360
Hershey Bars 1pc/40c 600/block 600
Red Hots 1/3c 720/box 720
Mike and Ike 1/6c 560/box 560
Hot Tamales 20p/150c 400/box 400
Hershey Kisses 12pcs/355c 12 pcs 355
Pink Sugar Wafers 1/22c 550/bag 550
Wht Sugar Wafers 1/45c 1080/bag 1080
Crème Filled Cookies 1/55c 990/bag 990
Vanilla Wafers 1/14c 1200/box 1200
Choc Chip cookies 1/38c 2100/box 2100
PNut Granola Bars 1/170 ½ box 680
Graham Crackers 1/19c 2 boxes 3600
Slim Jims 1/80c 4 pcs 320
Baby Carrots 210c/bag 210/bag 420
5 Layer Dip 735c/pack 735c/pack 735
String Cheese 1/60c 720/pack 720
Taquitos 1/74c 4 296
Cheez Its 1/4c ½ box 650
Triscuts 1/20c 1200/box 2400
Pringles 1/9c 900/tube 2700
Dry Peanuts 10z/160c 1120/can 2240
Honey Peanuts 38pcs/150c 1050/can 2100
Sun Chips 1/8c 1540/bag 3080
Popcorn 800c/bag 800c/bag 1600
Doritos 450c/bag 450/bag 900
Carmel Corn 3/4cup=120c 900/bag 1800
Tortilla Chips 1/17c 1120/bag 1120
Cheese Popcorn 750c/bag 750/bag 750
Wheat Crackers 1040c/box 1040c/box 2080
Peanuts w/Shell 1oz/180c 1260/bag 1260
Pretzels 1/3c 1320c/bag 1320
Sunflower Seeds 475c/bag ½ bag 238
Fritos 1oz/160 1440c/bag 1440
Chex Mix 1800c/bag 1800c/bag 5400
Waffle Pretzels 1/10c 1320c/bag 2640
Chicharones 640c/bag 640c/bag 1280
Mixed Nuts 1 oz/170c 5440c/jar 5440
Blue Chips 1/9c 2240c/bag 4480
Goldfish 840c/bag 840c/bag 1680
Wheat Sticks 1/6c 990c/bag 990
MissionTortillaChips 1/14c 3080c/box 3080
Salami 1 lb 1lb 1380
Ham 1 lb 1 lb 483
Cheddar Cheese 1 lb 1 lb 1828
Swiss Cheese 1 lb 1 lb 1714
=73,544
PARKING LOT:
Ho Hos 1/120c 2 boxes 2400
Twinkies 1/150 2 boxes 3000
Choc Doughnuts 1/290c 2320/box 2320
Glazed Doughnuts 1/250c 2000/box 2000
Small Doughnuts 1/53c 1890/bag 1890
Cream cheese 770c 770c/jar 770
Graham Crackers 1/19c 1800c/box 3600
Vanilla Frosting 1400/can 3 cans 4200
Hot Dogs 1/45c 3 packs 1350
Hot Dog Buns 1/130c 4 packs 4160
Sliders 1/155 20 1550
=28,020
FIELD:
Vanilla Frosting 1400/can 5 cans 7000
Vienna Sausages 1/23c 175/can 407
Black Olives 4/25c 275/can 300
Green Olives 4.75/1 12 57
Baby Carrots 210c/bag 210/bag 420
Pretzel Stubs 1/7.5 4 30
Dots 11p/130c 650/box 650
=8,864
TOTAL: 110,428
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1 comments:
Nice homage to the Twinkie stadium of 2009 and with a few improvements, too. Still, gotta give credit to the original.
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