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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Twinkie Cars, Sausage Men, and Hoagie Blimps: Kitchen (Football Snack) Stadium


The Big Game appoacheth. With Super Bowl XLIV right around the corner, millions of Americans will break out potato chips, Chex mex, Hot Dogs, and hamburgers and, of course, build a giant junk food football stadium. Okay, this may not be standard operating procedure for most gridiron fanatics gathered around the warm glow of the television, but for a second year, the folks of Break.com have set out to construct the best (and only?) snack stadium in the universe. Yesterday at Busby's East, the creative team of Break built a pool table sized arena that dwarfed last year's Twinkie, Slim Jim and guacamole stadium. Deftly wielding frosting, Cracker Jacks, doughnuts (and holes), deli meat, sweaty cheese, and some broccoli--to make mom happy--the stadium was an ode to beer bellies and lap bands across America.

This is Why You're Fat, eat your heart out. Break and their friends Holy Taco will release two behind-the-scenes videos of the snacktastrophe construction on Feb. 3rd and 5th. But before then, Squid Ink has exclusive photos of the ultimate snack stadium and a calorie breakdown after the jump. A picture is worth a thousand calories. Make that 110,428 calories.

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Kitchen stadium

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Behold the power of a fully operational Snack Stadium

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Rome wasn't built in a day

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Who doesn't love sweaty cheese and warm deli meat?

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Looking good, crowd! Loo-king gooooood!

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marshmallow wheels

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And the crowd goes wild!

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It's the carrots vs. the Vienna sausages for the game of the century!

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Birds eye view from the Hoagie Blimp (not pictured)

Get your lap bands ready, here's the calorie break down:

C per serving Quantity Total C per Item

STADIUM/STANDS:

Twizzlers 1/100c 1200c/bag 1200c

Good n Plenty 1/4c 1 bag 585<

Sno-Caps 1/4cup=180c 1 bag 360

Hershey Bars 1pc/40c 600/block 600

Red Hots 1/3c 720/box 720

Mike and Ike 1/6c 560/box 560

Hot Tamales 20p/150c 400/box 400

Hershey Kisses 12pcs/355c 12 pcs 355

Pink Sugar Wafers 1/22c 550/bag 550

Wht Sugar Wafers 1/45c 1080/bag 1080

Crème Filled Cookies 1/55c 990/bag 990

Vanilla Wafers 1/14c 1200/box 1200

Choc Chip cookies 1/38c 2100/box 2100

PNut Granola Bars 1/170 ½ box 680

Graham Crackers 1/19c 2 boxes 3600

Slim Jims 1/80c 4 pcs 320

Baby Carrots 210c/bag 210/bag 420

5 Layer Dip 735c/pack 735c/pack 735

String Cheese 1/60c 720/pack 720

Taquitos 1/74c 4 296

Cheez Its 1/4c ½ box 650

Triscuts 1/20c 1200/box 2400

Pringles 1/9c 900/tube 2700

Dry Peanuts 10z/160c 1120/can 2240

Honey Peanuts 38pcs/150c 1050/can 2100

Sun Chips 1/8c 1540/bag 3080

Popcorn 800c/bag 800c/bag 1600

Doritos 450c/bag 450/bag 900

Carmel Corn 3/4cup=120c 900/bag 1800

Tortilla Chips 1/17c 1120/bag 1120

Cheese Popcorn 750c/bag 750/bag 750

Wheat Crackers 1040c/box 1040c/box 2080

Peanuts w/Shell 1oz/180c 1260/bag 1260

Pretzels 1/3c 1320c/bag 1320

Sunflower Seeds 475c/bag ½ bag 238

Fritos 1oz/160 1440c/bag 1440

Chex Mix 1800c/bag 1800c/bag 5400

Waffle Pretzels 1/10c 1320c/bag 2640

Chicharones 640c/bag 640c/bag 1280

Mixed Nuts 1 oz/170c 5440c/jar 5440

Blue Chips 1/9c 2240c/bag 4480

Goldfish 840c/bag 840c/bag 1680

Wheat Sticks 1/6c 990c/bag 990

MissionTortillaChips 1/14c 3080c/box 3080

Salami 1 lb 1lb 1380

Ham 1 lb 1 lb 483

Cheddar Cheese 1 lb 1 lb 1828

Swiss Cheese 1 lb 1 lb 1714

=73,544


PARKING LOT:

Ho Hos 1/120c 2 boxes 2400

Twinkies 1/150 2 boxes 3000

Choc Doughnuts 1/290c 2320/box 2320

Glazed Doughnuts 1/250c 2000/box 2000

Small Doughnuts 1/53c 1890/bag 1890

Cream cheese 770c 770c/jar 770

Graham Crackers 1/19c 1800c/box 3600

Vanilla Frosting 1400/can 3 cans 4200

Hot Dogs 1/45c 3 packs 1350

Hot Dog Buns 1/130c 4 packs 4160

Sliders 1/155 20 1550

=28,020

FIELD:

Vanilla Frosting 1400/can 5 cans 7000

Vienna Sausages 1/23c 175/can 407

Black Olives 4/25c 275/can 300

Green Olives 4.75/1 12 57

Baby Carrots 210c/bag 210/bag 420

Pretzel Stubs 1/7.5 4 30

Dots 11p/130c 650/box 650

=8,864

TOTAL: 110,428

1 comments:

Anonymous February 6, 2010 at 5:56 PM  

Nice homage to the Twinkie stadium of 2009 and with a few improvements, too. Still, gotta give credit to the original.