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Friday, May 29, 2009

Nightmare on Elm St. Promises 'Tasteful' Pool Party Toplessness

JackieEarle_Haley-thumb-300x400-15792.jpgIn what ways (other than casting Jackie Earle Haley as Freddy Krueger) is the new Nightmare on Elm St. different than its predecessors? According to a new casting notice, it’s all in its tasteful, sensitive depiction of bare breasts:

We are searching for attractive women, 18 to 27, who are comfortable working topless in a tasteful pool party scene. This scene is a non-speaking “special extra” role and will be filmed with the utmost respect. The location of this scene is in the suburbs (exact location TBD). This scene is a three-night commitment, June 1st, 2nd , & 3rd (night can start as early as in the afternoon and will shoot until sunup the next day) You must be available all three nights to be considered.

If you are interested please e-mail us a recent color photo (in swimwear) along with your height/weight/age/address and phone number to:

This scene is being cast very quickly! Once we receive your photos we will contact you to come and meet with us.

Note: For your privacy and confidentiality please do not send us any nude photos.

Joan Philo casting has cast tasteful nude and partial nude scenes in the past (Mad Dog and Glory, Prison Break pilot) successfully and in good taste. You will be treated very well on set.”

Indeed: Upon doffing their tops, a respectful Freddy Krueger will now note, “You have a very third-wave feminist take on nudity and reclaiming its power,” before handing them a pair of gardening shears and adding, “Moments ago, I’d planned to use these to facilitate your death. Now, they are an instrument of all that oppresses you that you alone can wield.”

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