Seven Dwarfs

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the coal mine early each morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she made their lunch and carried it to the mine.

But one day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived 'Hello!...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'

Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing ♪'Vote for John McCain! -♫ Vote for Sarah Palin!'♫

Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive...'