Lindsay Lohan - Labor Pains (2009)

Finally, the day nobody has been waiting for, the debut of the trailer for the Lindsay Lohan movie, "Labor Pains". In it, Lindsay plays a girl who pretends to be pregnant so she can keep her job. The plot seems contrived, but keep in mind that Lindsay is a woman, and Hollywood has taught us that women are only worthy of their own movie when they’re pregnant (barren also works) or on the prowl to get a man. A woman can play professional basketball or catch a killer, but only if they’re actually a man dressed as a woman. Because in movies, as in life, men as woman are superior to women as women in every way. Don't believe me? Ever seen Tina Fey?