Tom Brady Is the Greatest Quarterback of All Time. Period.
Tom Brady is . . .
A) The greatest of all time
B) A slow man with a strong arm
C) A cheater
D) The quarterback we deserve
E) None of the above
F) Some of the above
G) All of the above. Chuck Klosterman provides the answer
A) The greatest of all time
B) A slow man with a strong arm
C) A cheater
D) The quarterback we deserve
E) None of the above
F) Some of the above
G) All of the above. Chuck Klosterman provides the answer
That’s
just my opinion, and that opinion is fungible. If someone else had made
the same claim five years ago, I would have disagreed; five years ago, I
didn’t even think he was the best quarterback of his generation. But
the erosion of time has validated his ascension. Classifying Brady as
the all-time best QB is not a universally held view, but it’s become the
default response. His statistical legacy won’t match Peyton Manning’s,
and Manning has changed the sport more. But Brady’s six Super Bowl
appearances (and his dominance in their head-to-head matchups) tilt the
scales of hagiography in his direction. He has been football’s most
successful player at the game’s most demanding position, during an era
when the importance of that position has been incessantly amplified. His
greatness can be quantified through a wide range of objective metrics.
Yet it’s the subjective details that matter more.
America’s
fanatical, perverse obsession with football is rooted in a multitude of
smaller fixations, most notably the concept of who a quarterback is and
what that person represents. There is no cultural corollary in any
other sport. It’s the only position on the field a CEO would compare
himself to, or a surgeon, or an actual general. It’s the only position
in sports that racists still worry about. People who don’t care about
football nevertheless understand that every clichéd story about high
school involves the prom queen dating the quarterback. It serves as a
signifier for a certain kind of elevated human, and Brady is that human
in a non-metaphoric sense. He looks the way he’s supposed to look. He
has the kind of wife he’s supposed to have. He has the right kind of
inspirational backstory: a sixth-round draft pick who runs the 40-yard
dash in a glacial 5.2 seconds, only to prove such things don’t matter
because this job requires skills that can’t be reliably measured.
Brady’s vocation demands an inexact combination of mental and physical
faculties, and it all hinges on his teammates’ willingness to follow him
unconditionally. This is part of the reason Brady does things like make
cash payments to lowly practice-squad players who pick off his passes
during scrimmages—he must embody the definition of leadership, almost
like a president. In fact, it sometimes seems like Brady could
eventually be president, or at least governor of Massachusetts.
But this will never happen.
When I ask if it’s something he’s ever considered, he responds as if I am crazy.
“There
is a 0.000 chance of me ever wanting to do that,” says Brady. “I just
think that no matter what you’d say or what you’d do, you’d be in a
position where—you know, you’re politicking. You know? Like, I think the
great part about what I do is that there’s a scoreboard. At the end of
every week, you know how you did. You know how well you prepared. You
know whether you executed your game plan. There’s a tangible score. I
think in politics, half the people are gonna like you and half the
people are not gonna like you, no matter what you do or what you say.…
It’s like there are no right answers. If there were, everyone would
choose the right answers. They’re all opinions.”
Had
Brady given this quote as a rookie, it would have meant nothing. It
would have scanned as a football player with relativist views on
politics. But the events of the past year imbue these words with a
stranger, deeper significance. After last season’s AFC Championship
game, the Patriots were accused of deflating the footballs below the
legal level. What initially appeared to be a bizarre allegation against a
pair of anonymous locker-room employees spiraled into a massive scandal
that seemed to go on forever, consistently painting Brady as the
conversational equivalent of a Person of Interest. This even applied to
his own coach, Bill Belichick. During an uncomfortable January 22 press
conference, Belichick said, “Tom’s personal preferences on his footballs
are something that he can talk about in much better detail than I could
possibly provide. I can tell you that in my entire coaching career, I
have never talked to any player, [or] staff member, about football air
pressure.”
In
May, Brady was suspended by the NFL for four games. He appealed the
suspension and was re-instated in time for the opening of the 2015
season. Days later, an intensely reported ESPN The Magazine
story outlined how the NFL bungled the Deflategate investigation and
leaked false information to reporters. But the article was more damaging
to the Patriots as an organization. It reported commissioner Roger
Goodell purposefully over-penalized Brady and the Patriots on behalf of
the other league owners, essentially as retribution for a decade of
unproven institutional cheating (potentially including the first three
New England Super Bowl victories, three games that were decided by a
total of nine points).
Brady
has never admitted any wrongdoing. He beat the suspension without
conceding anything (and in the four games he was supposed to miss, he
completed 73 percent of his passes for 11 touchdowns and zero
interceptions). His résumé remains spotless. But things are different
now, in a way that’s easy to recognize but hard to explain. Even though
he’s said absolutely nothing of consequence in public, there is a sense
that we now have a better understanding of who Tom Brady really is.
And it’s the same person we thought he was before, except now we have to admit what that actually means.
I’m interviewing Brady at a complicated point in his life. There are
several things I want to ask him, almost all of which involve the same
issue. I’m told Brady’s camp has agreed to a wide-ranging sit-down
interview, where nothing will be off the table. The initial plan is for
the meeting to happen in Boston, and it will be a lengthy conversation.
Two days before I leave, Brady’s people say that the interview can’t
happen face-to-face (and the explanation as to why is too weird to
explain). It will now be a one-hour interview on the phone.
Brady
calls me on a Tuesday. He’s driving somewhere and tells me he has only
45 minutes to talk. I ask a few questions about the unconventional
trajectory of his career, particularly how it’s possible that a man who
was never the best quarterback in the Big Ten could end up as a two-time
league MVP as a pro. He doesn’t have a cogent answer, beyond
classifying himself as a “late bloomer.” We talk about the 2007 Patriots
squad that went 16-0, and I ask if wide receiver Randy Moss was the
finest pure athlete he ever played with. He begrudgingly concedes that
Moss was “the greatest vertical threat,” although he goes out of his way
to compliment Wes Welker and Julian Edelman, too. He never brags and
he’s never self-deprecating. He never offers any information that isn’t
directly tied to the question that was posed. Everything receives a
concise, non-controversial answer (including the aforementioned passage
about his lack of political ambition). Realizing time is evaporating, I
awkwardly move into the Deflategate material, citing the findings of the
official report published by the NFL’s investigating attorney, Ted
Wells.
The remainder of the interview lasts seven minutes.
There’s
one element of the Wells Report that I find fascinating: The report
concludes that you had a “general awareness” of the footballs being
deflated. The report doesn’t say you were aware. It says you were generally aware. So I’m curious—would you say that categorization is accurate? I guess it depends on how you define the word generally. But was that categorization true or false?
[pause] I don’t really wanna talk about stuff like this. There are several reasons why. One is that it’s still ongoing. So I really don’t have much to say, because it’s—there’s still an appeal going on.
[pause] I don’t really wanna talk about stuff like this. There are several reasons why. One is that it’s still ongoing. So I really don’t have much to say, because it’s—there’s still an appeal going on.
Oh,
I realize that. But here’s the thing: If we don’t talk about this, the
fact that you refused to talk about it will end up as the center of the
story. I mean, how can you not respond to this question? It’s a pretty
straightforward question.
I’ve had those questions for eight months and I’ve answered them, you know, multiple times for many different people, so—
I’ve had those questions for eight months and I’ve answered them, you know, multiple times for many different people, so—
I don’t think you have, really. When I ask, “Were you generally aware that this was happening,” what is the answer?
I’m not talking about that, because there’s still ongoing litigation. It has nothing to do with the personal question that you’re trying to ask, or the answer you’re trying to get. I’m not talking about anything as it relates to what’s happened over the last eight months. I’ve dealt with those questions for eight months. It’s something that—obviously I wish that we were talking about something different. But like I said, it’s still going on right now. And there’s nothing more that I really want to add to the subject. It’s been debated and talked about, especially in Boston, for a long time.
I’m not talking about that, because there’s still ongoing litigation. It has nothing to do with the personal question that you’re trying to ask, or the answer you’re trying to get. I’m not talking about anything as it relates to what’s happened over the last eight months. I’ve dealt with those questions for eight months. It’s something that—obviously I wish that we were talking about something different. But like I said, it’s still going on right now. And there’s nothing more that I really want to add to the subject. It’s been debated and talked about, especially in Boston, for a long time.
Do you feel what has happened over these eight months has changed the way the Patriots are perceived?
I don’t really care how the Patriots are perceived, truthfully. I really don’t. I really don’t. Look, if you’re a fan of our team, you root for us, you believe in our team, and you believe in what we’re trying to accomplish. If you’re not a fan of us, you have a different opinion.
I don’t really care how the Patriots are perceived, truthfully. I really don’t. I really don’t. Look, if you’re a fan of our team, you root for us, you believe in our team, and you believe in what we’re trying to accomplish. If you’re not a fan of us, you have a different opinion.
But
what you’re suggesting is that the reality of this is subjective. It’s
not. Either you were “generally aware” of this or you weren’t.
I understand what you’re trying to get at. I think that my point is: I’m not adding any more to this debate. I’ve already said a lot about this—
I understand what you’re trying to get at. I think that my point is: I’m not adding any more to this debate. I’ve already said a lot about this—
Tom, you haven’t. I wouldn’t be asking these questions if you had. There’s still a lack of clarity on this.
Chuck, go read the transcript from a five-hour appeal hearing. It’s still ongoing.
Chuck, go read the transcript from a five-hour appeal hearing. It’s still ongoing.
I realize it’s still ongoing. But what is your concern? That by answering this question it will somehow—
I’ve already answered all those questions. I don’t want to keep revisiting what’s happened over the last eight months. Whether it’s you, whether it’s my parents, whether it’s anybody else. If that’s what you want to talk about, then it’s going to be a very short interview.
I’ve already answered all those questions. I don’t want to keep revisiting what’s happened over the last eight months. Whether it’s you, whether it’s my parents, whether it’s anybody else. If that’s what you want to talk about, then it’s going to be a very short interview.
So
you’re just not going to comment on any of this? About the idea of the
balls being underinflated or any of the other accusations made against
the Patriots regarding those first three Super Bowl victories? You have
no
comments on any of that?
Right now, in my current state in mid-October, dealing with the 2015 football season—I don’t have any interest in talking about those events as they relate to any type of distraction that they may bring to my team in 2015. I do not want to be a distraction to my football team. We’re in the middle of our season. I’m trying to do this as an interview that was asked of me, so… If you want to revisit everything and be another big distraction for our team, that’s not what I’m intending to do.
Right now, in my current state in mid-October, dealing with the 2015 football season—I don’t have any interest in talking about those events as they relate to any type of distraction that they may bring to my team in 2015. I do not want to be a distraction to my football team. We’re in the middle of our season. I’m trying to do this as an interview that was asked of me, so… If you want to revisit everything and be another big distraction for our team, that’s not what I’m intending to do.
But
if I ask you whether or not you were generally aware of something and
you refuse to respond, any rational person is going to think you’re
hiding something.
Chuck, I’ve answered those questions for many months. There is no—
Chuck, I’ve answered those questions for many months. There is no—
Were you not informed by any of the people around you that these questions were going to be asked?
[sort of incredulously] No. I was—
[sort of incredulously] No. I was—
No?
This is ongoing litigation.
This is ongoing litigation.
Okay, well I appreciate you taking—
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
—the time to talk to me. Sorry, man.
Okay.
Okay.
So
what did Brady say during his June 23 appeal testimony, in response to a
question about whether he authorized the deflation of the footballs?
“Absolutely not.” When asked if he knew the footballs were being
deflated (even if he
never specifically requested that this happen), he said, “No.” This was
the answer I obviously assumed he would give when I posed the same
question to him in this interview. I did not think he would contradict
any statement he gave under oath. But I still needed to establish that
(seemingly predictable) denial as a baseline, in order to ask the
questions I was much more interested in. Specifically…
• At what point did you become aware that people were accusing you of cheating?
•
Do you (or did you) have any non-professional relationship with Jim
McNally and John Jastremski, the Patriots employees at the crux of this
controversy?
•
Do you now concede some of the balls might have been below the legal
limit, even if you had no idea this was happening? Or was the whole
thing a total fiction?
•
Do you believe negligibly deflated footballs would provide a meaningful
competitive advantage, to you or to anyone else on the offense?
• How do you explain the Patriots’ fumble rate, which some claim is unrealistically low? Is that simply a bizarre coincidence?
•
If you had no general awareness of any of this, do you feel like Bill
Belichick pushed you under the bus during his January press conference?
Were you hurt by this? Did it impact your relationship with him?
These
questions shall remain unasked, simply because Brady refused to repeat a
one-word response he claims to have given many times before. Now, I’m
not a cop or a lawyer or a judge. I don’t have any classified
information that can’t be found on the Internet. My opinion on this
event has as much concrete value as my opinion on Brady’s
quarterbacking, which is exactly zero. But I strongly suspect the real
reason Brady did not want to answer a question about his “general
awareness” of Deflategate is pretty uncomplicated: He doesn’t want to
keep saying something that isn’t true, nor does he want to directly
contradict what he said in the past. I realize that seems like a
negative thing to conclude about someone I don’t know. It seems like I’m
suggesting that he both cheated and lied, and technically I am.
But
I’m on his side here, kind of. Yes, what Brady allegedly did would be
unethical. It’s also what the world wants him to do. And that may seem
paradoxical, because—in the heat of the moment, when faced with the
specifics of a crime—consumers are programmed to express outrage and
disbelief and self-righteous indignation. But Brady is doing the very
thing that prompts athletes to be lionized; the only problem is the
immediacy of the context. And that context will evolve, in the same
direction it always does. Someday this media disaster will seem quaint.
“I’m the pine-tar guy,” Brett would say years later. “And it’s not a bad thing to be remembered as.”
In
the present, we overvalue the rules of sport and insist that anyone
caught breaking ,those parameters must be stopped, sanctioned, and
banned. But as the decades slip away, such responses tend to invert. Who
won and who lost got hurt and nobody took drugs and nothing was fixed
by gamblers, a little deception almost becomes charming. A deficiency of
character adds character, somehow. It proves that the cheater cared.
The
Patriots are the Raiders of now, despite the fact that the Raiders
still exist. They push the limits of everything, and that’s how they
dominate. Sometimes that limit-pushing is lawful and brilliant: When
Belichick placed seven “eligible” receivers on the field against the
Ravens in last season’s divisional playoff, it was a stroke of strategic
genius. Sometimes that limit-pushing is (perhaps) significantly less
than totally legal. But it’s all philosophically essential to what makes
them who they are. They don’t need to cheat in order to win, but it
certainly doesn’t hurt. I mean, how do rich people stay rich? By
avoiding all the taxes specifically designed for rich people. How does a
football franchise sustain a dynasty within an NFL system designed to
instill parity? By attacking the boundaries of every rule in that
system, at every level of the organization. And in both cases, the perception
of those actions does not matter to the individuals involved.
Perception is other people’s problem. Brady does not hide from this: “I
don’t really care how the Patriots are perceived. I really don’t.”
There is nothing more attractive than a person who does not care if other people find him attractive.
These
are all just games. Within the grand scheme of existence, they have no
intrinsic value. A game can matter only as much as the involved players
believe it to matter. This is why no one watches the Pro Bowl. It’s also
what makes Brady di≠erent from normal people, and from other
quarterbacks: He will do whatever it takes to win, regardless of what
that win represents. He is, by definition, a winner. Which is what
everyone has always said about him. We always knew this. He is
precisely the man society demands him to be. It’s just that society
doesn’t like to think about what that means in practice.
Before
I asked Brady about Deflategate, I asked him about playing golf with
Donald Trump. He explained how this is an amazing experience, and how
you never really know what the actual score is, and that there’s always
some sort of side bet, and that Trump always goes home with the money. I
ask him if this means Trump cheats, as it’s hard to imagine how someone
could always win, particularly since Golf Digest estimates Brady’s handicap as an 8.
“Nah,” says Brady. “He just—he doesn’t lose. He just doesn’t lose.”
The scoreboard is the scoreboard is the scoreboard. Everything else is just, like, your opinion, man.
Chuck Klosterman (@CKlosterman) is the author of eight books, most recently I Wear the Black Hat: Grappling with Villains (Real and Imagined).
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