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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Bucky Larson Achieves Monumental 0% Rotten Tomatoes Rating


from http://www.movieline.com/

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At the risk of piling on, today we need to recognize the rare cultural milestone achieved by Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star. No, not its approval from a leader in the porn community, and not its status as one of the biggest mainstream flops in years. Nope. The Adam Sandler-produced, Nick Swardson-starring comedy has managed that ever-rare zero-percent approval rating among the critics of Rotten Tomatoes.

Just when we thought The Undefeated was going to have a nice, long term as the site’s reigning stinker and Waiting For Forever might pull it out as the year’s most roundly loathed narrative film, along comes Bucky to change all that. Its ignominy grew into sharper relief over the weekend, as critics like our own Alison Willmore filed their reactions from public screenings (Sony declined to pre-screen the film) around the country. And wow did people hate this movie:

· “There are movie atrocities, there are I-just-don’t-get-it comedies and then there’s Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star. This god-awful, unfunny, stinkingly putrid sketch-comic movie has exactly one snicker-worthy moment, involving Kevin Nealon and a stolen grape. […] That snicker is the loneliest sound throughout all of Bucky Larson, which stands alone as the most moronic comedy in ages.” — Joe Neumaier, NY Daily News

· “This is cinema only insofar as Taco Bell can be called a healthy snack, cobbled together with broken parts from Hollywood’s junk drawer and enough song cues and big names (Don Johnson, sadly par for the course in his post-Miami Vice career) to create the illusion of entertainment. If you’re of the opinion that Napoleon Dynamite wasn’t cruel enough to its characters, Bucky Larson’s for you. You may or may not laugh, but at least you’ll be closer to death and no better for it.” —Rob Humanick, Slant

· “It occurs to me that Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star may have been made […] to console every actor who has ever been in a movie that is a little less bad than this one. Let me put the matter another way: this may be the worst movie Pauly Shore has ever been in. Think about that. If you dare, go on Netflix and test the hypothesis.” — A.O. Scott, The New York Times

Ouch. At least there’s always a DVD pullquote from Joanna Angel. We did what we could, Sony.

· Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star [Rotten Tomatoes]

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

The 50 Best Films of the 2000s

movieretriever.com Looking over the last ten years of movies, it’s clear – we need more filmmakers with personality. Here are the 50 Best films of the 2000s as reflected by the decade's best filmmakers (Martin Scorsese, David Lynch, Charlie Kaufman, Baz Luhrmann, Spike Lee, Guillermo del Toro, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Christopher Nolan, David Cronenberg, Pixar, etc.).

click here for the list: The 50 Best Films of the 2000s

Monday, December 21, 2009

Spielberg on 'Avatar': the most evocative sci-fi movie since 'Star Wars'

Cameron_spielberg_341 James Cameron (pictured left) held a private screening of "Avatar" on Dec. 4 for a few friends of his. Among the attendees were Arnold Schwarzenegger and Steven Spielberg (pictured right), a filmmaker who is also experimenting with motion-capture technology. (Spielberg and Peter Jackson are in the middle of mo-cap pic "Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn.")

At the premiere last night, I heard that Spielberg's reaction was overwhelmingly positive.

Today I was able to confirm through his reps that after the screening, Spielberg called "Avatar" "the most evocative and amazing science-fiction movie since 'Star Wars.'"

Not too shabby of an endorsement, eh?

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

7 Reasons To Go See ‘Where The Wild Things Are’

Posted by Dr. Cole Abaius (cole.abaius@filmschoolrejects.com)

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Where the Wild Things Are is note after note a love song to childhood – and every facet of that world that we live in when we’re not quite a part of this concrete world, where we can see beyond what things really are to what they might be, when we still feel like kings of the universe even when we’re scared and alone. I realize that you’ve probably already figured out whether you want to see it or not, but I loved this film so much that I felt the need to nail down exactly what I loved about it.

For the cynical – my usual disclaimer that this isn’t paid for by the movie or the studio or that trippy girl wearing a wolf costume to the screening I was at. At FSR, we believe in the magic of movies we love and feel comfortable shouting from the rooftops about them.

And I flat out loved this movie.

Here’s why:

1. A Time Machine To Ten Years Old

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From the opening scenes, the movie is completely from Max’s young perspective. Spike Jonze has done a great job of making a hole in some snow look like an ice fortress to the audience. The camera angles are low which helps getting back down to that level, but over all the feel of the film is an excuse to remember things how you used to remember them. To see a toy boat as an adventure on the high seas, and to see a pile of clothes and cardboard boxes as the rocketship that it really is.

2. It’s Darker Than You Think

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I feel like most of the reasons I give should come with the disclaimer that the film isn’t all that perfect for children, but I don’t pretend to be an expert on that sort of thing. I’d probably be surprised by what most kids can handle, but suffice it to say that this flick isn’t all bluebirds singing songs about how fun working all day in the forest is. Reverting to childhood means reverting to a time where everything is bigger than you, you don’t understand most of what’s going on around you, and things are genuinely scary. The film essentially mirrors the darker tone of the book where the absence of a father looms large over everything, a family doesn’t always act like you want it to, and the seas are choppy. At the heart is an emotional truth that it’s tough being a family, and Where the Wild Things Are doesn’t pull back from how hard that can really be. Even if your family includes a giant goat-monster. Fortunately as a balance, it also populates the world with great bits of humor and life that come from left field or from the strong characters that have been created on screen.

3. The World is Breathtaking

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At first, the sweeping landscapes occupied with strange, wonderful beasts will seem ethereal, but I started to realize that everything in the film essentially exists within our world. It’s just the best-looking stuff from it. Wild forests, warm deserts, and crashing sea shores all captured by beautiful cinematography combine to make the film a postcard tour of a place from our imaginations that’s reachable in real life. The look of the Wild Things is perfect, and the giant fort they make is also a sight to see stemming straight from the sketchbook of my childhood.

4. Max

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My usual hatred of children in film should make this point even stronger. The actor they got to play Max – Max Records – is perfect. He’s fun to watch and manages to be (for lack of a better word) an every-kid who fills his day and his mother’s ears with stories. His character is stuck at an age where he’s starting to think and ask questions, but he’s not quite old enough to be told or understand the answers. Records is fantastic at characterizing that and pulling every bit of sympathy or joy out of a scene. He’s also joined by good performances from Catherine Keener and great voice performances from James Gandolfini, Paul Dano, Chris Cooper and Lauren Ambrose.

5. The Music

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This may be a splitting point for some, but the soundtrack is tailor-made for any indie kid sensibility. Using simple instruments or the convenient sound of a toy xylophone or children’s choir, Karen O and the Kids have created something that balances between film score and playroom symphony. It’s subtle, but it always elevates what’s happening on screen, especially since a lot of the film is a slow-burn with minimal dialog.

6. It’s Challenging But Fair

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It would have been all too easy to create another children’s escapism movie where the parents are cruel, the big sisters are cruel, and a fantasy land of no worries awaits us all. Where the Wild Things Are has its fair share, but it’s more rounded than that. Catherine Keener’s character is a mother trying to make life work who clearly loves her son and sweetly dotes on him but doesn’t understand what to do when his built-up frustration is unleashed. What’s created is a realistic-looking family which helps paint a better picture of childhood, family, and gives the flow of the story (and where it ends up) a natural, understated feel. Simply put, there’s not an insincere bone in this movie’s body, but that doesn’t make it easier to swallow. It makes it much harder. Plus, instead of following a standard story arc where things are great, things get tough, and a solution lets everyone sail off into the sunset – it’s a film where a kid gets a chance to solve things his way. And since a child doesn’t always know how to make sense of the world or how to fix things, it takes the story in some very challenging directions.

7. Kid Logic

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One of my favorite things in life is the completely accurate, yet completely wrong logic of children. They see the world in a different way, and have a lot to teach those of us who have forgotten how to look at a tree and see the crow’s nest of a pirate ship. It’s a difficult task to capture that point of view, and beyond Records playing his character well, the writing from Spike Jonze and Dave Eggers nails down the world from the view of someone who’s 4-feet, 4-inches tall with incredible accuracy. The way Max sees the world makes logical sense, but is usually wrong, and since we’re already seeing the world his way, we have to go on the journey and learn the lessons along with him. Get ready, for better or for worse, to revert back to your childhood.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Top 10 Movie Nazis: Our Nazi Basterd picks, plus advice on how to kill them.

UK, August 18, 2009 - IGN is with Aldo Raine on this one: the only good Nazi's a dead one. And with Inglourious Basterds about to hit screens worldwide, we'd thought now would be a good time to unveil our own hit list of top cinematic Fuhrer-fanciers - the great, the not-so-great and the downright diabolical - and plot their grisly demises. Unfortunately, neither Lt. Gruber, nor his little tank, qualified.



10. The Illinois Nazis
(Henry Gibson in The Blues Brothers)


No, they're not Nazis, but members of the swastika-flashing American National Socialist White Peoples' Party, who just happen to also hate Jews and blacks - although they've just added white-boy soul musicians who disrupt their hate speeches to the list. Writer Dan Aykroyd took the "what are you going to do about it, whitey?" rant nearly verbatim from the morons in the US Nazi documentary The California Reich.

How To Kill This Basterd?

A mile-high plummet in a Ford Pinto, leaving a crater in the road. It's notable that, of all the car smashes in the movie, the Nazis are the only people to actually cark it. "I hate Illinois Nazis" indeed.


9. Commandant Ilsa
(Dyanne Thorne in Ilsa, She Wolf Of The SS)


Welcome to Camp 9, where the inmates are slave labour during the day and sexual labour at night, with those who fail to satisfy the leathery nympho-Nazi - allegedly based on 'Beast of Buchenwald' Ilse Koch - losing their lives or their balls. And if you thought this blitzkrieg of Nazisploitation, torture-porn and porny torture couldn't be any more tasteless and insensitive, the movie is dedicated to the survivors of the Holocaust. No, really, someone actually made this.

How To Kill This Basterd?

Gunshot. The uber-granny gets a bullet to the head delivered by her sneering superior, so he can smirk of her misdeeds: "The Allies will never know."


8. Neville Sinclair
(Timothy Dalton in The Rocketeer)


Arch-movie star and even archer-fascist secret agent, Sinclair's like an Errol Flynn who swapped his membership of the debauched Flynn's Flying F*ckers for a Nazi Party card. Yes, the debonair Deutsch-dabbling douchebag is looking to half-inch Howard Hughes' rocket-pack plans and turn the master race into flying aces. But given that it was just Bond in a slick 'tache (Dalton is always 100% improved by lip fuzz) no one in the audience was the least bit surprised when he turned out to be the villain.

How To Kill This Basterd?

Aero incineration. The old boy gets flambéed along with his mutant-Jimmy Hill-alike henchman, Lothar, when his zeppelin Hindenberg's itself into the 'Hollywoodland' sign.

7. Kurt Dussander (aka Arthur Denker)
(Sir Ian McKellen in Apt Pupil)


'The Blood Fiend of Patin' was only following orders, of course, but it helped that he loved doing it too. Now his relationship as fairy godfather to fascinated all-American boy Todd Bowden threatens to reignite those dark fires in his eyes. The pair share a mutually corrupting bond, their twisted power games underscoring two monsters' recognition - or is that attraction? - of themselves.

How To Kill This Basterd?

Exposure. When the old man's horrific past is revealed and extradition to Israel looms, he gives himself an air embolism. He dies scared but, sadly, not ashamed.


6. Adenoid Hynkel
(Charlie Chaplin in The Great Dictator)


Chaplin had never been fond of The Third Reich (one Nazi propaganda book called him "a disgusting Jewish acrobat") and so pushed forward with his then career-endangering determination to make Hitler as laughable as possible. The result is Tomanian dictator Hynkel, a duplicitous, garbage-spouting, hate-filled, petty little monster who's almost as puffed up as the inflatable globe he dances with. A pretty spot on impression then.

How To Kill This Basterd?

Fate unknown. He's mistaken for his Jewish-lookalike Shultz (also Chaplin) and arrested, while Shultz gets to impersonate Hynkel and reverse his fascist hate-policies. Score 1:0 to the disgusting Jewish acrobat.


5: Standartenführer Hans Landa
(Christoph Waltz in Inglorious Bastards)


Cheerful, charming, cunning and completely camp, Landa's like a Nazi Rob Brydon, but less annoying and more genocidal. His uncanny ability to track down and exterminate Europe's Jews is aided by a coal-souled empathy, devoid of sympathy and compassion. 'The Jew Hunter' steals the whole movie, by virtue of being the best-written and most-complex character in it and, accordingly, was so hard to cast that Tarantino almost called off the whole bloody affair when he couldn't find the right man.

How To Kill This Basterd?

Does QT give Landa the "Injun Haircut" he deserves or a lingering fate perhaps worse than death? Now that would be telling...

4. Dr. Christian Szell
(Sir Laurence Olivier in Marathon Man)


"A live, freshly-cut nerve is infinitely more sensitive." The White Angel is pure compounded evil - he's not just a Nazi but a dentist to (jack)boot. He sharpened his skills in Auschwitz by removing the diamonds from the teeth of Jews in exchange for their safe passage, then mercilessly betrayed them to the gas chambers anyway. Poor Babe Levy, his next patient, might just feel a little twinge. "Is it safe?"

How to kill this Basterd?

Greed is a killer, and so it proves when Szell accidentally stabs himself with his own hidden blade while diving after his precious, extremely unsafe diamonds.


3. Franz Liebkind
(Kenneth Mars in The Producers)


He wasn't stupid, he was a smartie, so he joined the Nazi Party. The writer of 'Springtime For Hitler' has an ear that's as tin as his hat and a soft spot for horrible vermin - the only thing he fancies more than his pigeons is the Fuhrer. "Hitler, there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two coats!"

How To Kill This Basterd?

Unlikely, as he's nigh on indestructible, surviving a suicide attempt and a close encounter with a bomb. He's still standing at the end of the movie, even though he is covered head-to-toe in a plaster cast.


2. Dr Strangelove
(Peter Sellers in Dr Stangelove)


Well you'd have to be a Nazi to appreciate the majestic awfulness of a Doomsday Device, and this Teuton's solution to the imminent end of civilization - taking a small select group of males deep underground idea with a gaggle of nubile mates - merely takes the idea of the master race to the next level. Sellers was so brilliant at improvising on set that even the clinically methodical Stanley Kubrick gave his star room to improvise.

How To Kill This Basterd?

Mutually assured self-destruction. It's the end of the world as he knows it, but at least he's magically regained the use of his legs.


1. Major Arnold Ernst Toht
(Ronald Lacey in Raiders Of The Last Ark)


Like the best movie Nazi's, Toht doesn't believe in the power of the Ark, he just believes in power. Just in case you didn't get the idea, Toht or Tod is German for death. His charming way with a coat hanger, less charming way with a red-hot poker, sinister giggle and sweaty, waxy complexion would make even hardened Nazi's think twice about letting him babysit their kids.

How To Kill This Basterd?

The Wrath Of God. It melts his face like a Jimmy Page solo while he screams like a girl. Bet the creepy bugger believes now. Gut tod, ya?

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Quentin Tarantino's Top 20 Movies Since 1992


Quentin Tarantino lists his Top 20 movies since he started to direct in 1992

Battle Royale
Anything Else
Audition
Blade
Boogie Nights
Dazed & Confused
Dogville
Fight Club
Fridays
The Host
The Insider
Joint Security Area
Lost In Translation
The Matrix
Memories of Murder
Police Story 3
Shaun of the Dead
Speed
Team America
Unbreakable

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Best Live-Action Disney Movies

Which of the Mouse House's family-friendly romps comes out on top?

We tend to think of Walt Disney Pictures as chiefly an animation studio -- and with good reason -- but the house Uncle Walt built has been churning out quality (and often highly profitable) live-action entertainment since the 1950s, something we were reminded of when we noticed that the latest chapter in the Witch Mountain franchise (and the Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's latest bid for the undisputed heavyweight champion of kid-friendly cinema), Race to Witch Mountain, was landing in theaters this Friday. What better time, then, for your pals here at Rotten Tomatoes to devote a Total Recall list to the 10 best-reviewed live-action entries in the Disney canon?

Of course, not all of Disney's live-action efforts have been critical winners -- we're guessing Condorman is discussed as infrequently as possible at the Mouse House -- but not everything that missed the list was a dud: You'll find plenty of the classics you remember (yes, Old Yeller is present and accounted for), but you're bound to take umbrage with a few omissions. Some movies missed the cut on technicalities -- we limited our scope to films without animation (so long, Bedknobs and Broomsticks) and crossed any co-productions off the list, too (thus sparing Operation Dumbo Drop the embarrassment of being disqualified on critical grounds). Others, however, simply didn't have the reviews -- something we think says a lot about the strength of the competition. So let's see what we ended up with, shall we? The live-action world of Disney awaits!


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10. Escape to Witch Mountain

Well, well, well. How's this for perfect? Not only did it provide a starting point for this week's Total Recall honoree, 1975's Escape to Witch Mountain wound up making the list itself. While not the best-remembered of Disney's 1970s properties, this adaptation of the Alexander Key novel helped kickstart a mini-franchise that eventually extended to 1978's Return from Witch Mountain, a 1982 TV movie and 1995 made-for-TV remake, and, of course, 2009's Race to Witch Mountain. Placing extraordinary kids in situations of nail-biting, grown-up peril is something Disney has always done well, and Escape is no exception; psychic alien twins Tony and Tia are literally running for their lives from creepy millionaire Aristotle Bolt (Ray Milland). Though not all critics were susceptible to its charm -- Vincent Canby of the New York Times called it "a Walt Disney production for children who will watch absolutely anything that moves" -- most scribes took its popcorn-flavored blend of action, sci-fi, and family drama at face value, including Roger Ebert, who called it "a sci-fi thriller that's fun, that's cheerfully implausible, that's scary but not too scary, and it works."


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9. The Absent-Minded Professor

No list of the Disney live-action oeuvre would be complete without a mention of Fred MacMurray's work for the studio. Although he'd been a major film star for decades before making his Disney debut with 1960's The Shaggy Dog, it's MacMurray's late-period string of pipe-puffing father types that he's arguably best remembered for, particularly among younger film fans. The most critically successful of these movies, 1961's The Absent-Minded Professor, casts MacMurray in the title role as Ned Brainard, the accidental inventor of an incredible energy-producing substance known as Flubber. Over the course of the film, Brainerd uses Flubber to make himself look like a talented dancer and helps an entire basketball team cheat during the big game, but thanks to MacMurray's Everyman charm, you still believe he's the good guy. It's goofy, and light as a feather, but Disney has always known how to make the most of those two ingredients; as TV Guide put it, "This is a zanily inventive piece of work, with delightful special effects, which set the style for a long series of live-action Disney films."



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8. Swiss Family Robinson

Even in the context of the other classic films in the Disney vaults, 1960's Swiss Family Robinson was a huge success -- its $40 million gross is equivalent to $367 million in today's money, placing it proudly among the ranks of the most successful G-rated films of all time. Johann David Wyss' 1812 novel has been adapted on numerous occasions, for film and television, but Disney's Ken Annakin-directed treatment is the most well-known; although it doesn't skimp on the cheesy dialogue and cornpone wholesomeness that came prepackaged with many of the studio's live-action efforts, Lowell S. Hawley's screenplay does a fine job of drawing enough swashbuckling action and tropical derring-do out of the source material to guarantee a good time for viewers of all (okay, most) ages. Channel 4 Film's Alistair Harkness spoke for many of his peers when he wrote, "It's no Pirates Of The Caribbean, but the spirit of adventure, and Disney's high production values, means that there's still some fun to be had watching this wholesome family adapt to island life."


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7. Pollyanna

Hayley Mills, like Tommy Kirk before her (and countless fresh-faced Disney teen starlets after her), became a household name thanks to a string of starring roles in Disney live-action films. Mills' six-movie run got off to a pretty good start with 1960's Pollyanna; although its box office performance was initially something of a disappointment for the studio, Mills won a special Academy Award for her performance. For many, the film is now considered one of Disney's earliest live-action classics; though Disney was far from the first to adapt Eleanor Porter's novel, it's Mills that people usually think of when they hear the name "Pollyanna" -- and for good reason, as even critics who overdosed on the movie's relentless optimism, like the Time critic who called it "a Niagara of drivel and a masterpiece of smarm," were often swayed by her performance. Variety, for instance, said her presence "more than compensates for the film's lack of tautness and, at certain points, what seems to be an uncertain sense of direction."


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6. The Rookie

By 2002, the "inspirational sports movie" genre was seen as well past its prime -- and so was Dennis Quaid: one of the more bankable matinee idols of the 1980s, Quaid was suffering through a dry spell when he signed on for Disney's John Lee Hancock-directed dramatization of the brief-yet-noteworthy Major League Baseball career of high school teacher-turned-Tampa Bay Devil Ray pitcher Jimmy Morris. Like Morris himself, The Rookie was initially written off by many as an amiable relic of a bygone era -- but try as they might, most critics were too charmed by its true-life inspirational story, and Quaid's refreshingly low-key performance, to be cynical about the film. The Rookie earned a healthy return on Disney's $22 million investment, kick-started a new chapter in Quaid's career, and earned a surprising number of endorsements from critics like Looking Closer's Jeffrey Overstreet, who called it "one of those rare, wonderful 'formula' films that ... favors understatement over exaggeration, subtlety over sentimentality."


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5. The Parent Trap

For a relatively lightweight rom-com, The Parent Trap has enjoyed an incredibly long life; not only was the original film re-released to theaters seven years after its theatrical debut, but Hayley Mills ended up reprising her dual roles for a trio of made-for-TV sequels more than 20 years later -- and the career-boosting power of the story of matchmaking twins who play Cupid for their divorced parents proved every bit as potent in 1998, when Lindsay Lohan starred in a remake. Part of Trap's appeal no doubt came from its pioneering use of the trick photography that made it appear as though Mills was actually her own twin -- a technique later used to notable effect on The Patty Duke Show two years later -- but even without special effects, The Parent Trap is a solid, albeit proudly corny, film that benefits from a strong performance by its winsome star. Mills' charms were even sufficient to win over more "serious" publications, such as Time, whose reviewer wrote, "Surprisingly, the film is delightful -- mostly because of 15-year-old Hayley Mills, the blonde button nose who played the endearing delinquent in Tiger Bay."


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4. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

Whether you attribute it to beginner's luck or the steady hand of one of Hollywood's most quality-conscious studios, it's worth noting that Richard Fleischer's adaptation of Jules Verne's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea is both one of Disney's most highly regarded live-action efforts and its first foray into science fiction. Proving he had an eye for giant squid battles to match his knack for animating adorable fauna, Walt Disney personally produced 20,000 Leagues, helping Fleischer blend an attentive eye to period detail with a rip-roaring action yarn that just happened to have strong Cold War parallels (right down to the mushroom cloud witnessed after the climactic battle). Enlisting the talents of A-list stars like Kirk Douglas, James Mason, and Peter Lorre certainly didn't hurt Leagues' box-office prospects -- nor did glowingly positive reviews from the likes of the New York Times' Bosley Crowther, who called it "as fabulous and fantastic as anything [Disney] has ever done in cartoons."


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3. That Darn Cat!

Younger filmgoers may be more familiar with the 1997 remake, starring Christina Ricci and Doug E. Doug -- which, as illustrated by that film's woeful seven percent Tomatometer rating, is a shame. The 1965 original, starring Hayley Mills as the owner of a robbery-foiling feline (and the immortal Frank Gorshin as the robber), was a perfect example of the sort of goofy, animal-assisted middlebrow flick that Disney's live-action arm became known for in the 1960s -- but if it's silly stuff, it's at least eminently well-crafted, thanks to the steady hand of director Robert Stevenson and charming performances from a cast that included Disney vets Mills and Dean Jones. Critics were kind, if not exactly effusive (Rob Thomas of Madison's Capital Times waved it off as "lightweight, forgettable family fun") -- but it was the titular cat that earned some of the movie's highest warmest praise, including high marks from the New York Times' Bosley Crowther, who said, "The feline that plays the informant, as the F.B.I. puts it, is superb. Clark Gable at the peak of his performing never played a tom cat more winningly."

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2. Old Yeller

A movie so successful that it spawned a sequel, Tommy Kirk's career, and the heartbreaking on-screen deaths of dozens of beloved critters, Old Yeller is mostly remembered today for its tearjerking final act and cornpone dialogue -- and although this Robert Stevenson-directed adaptation of Fred Gipson's popular novel certainly doesn't skimp on the familiar plot points and gooey nostalgia so often identified with the Disney films of the era, it also tries to impart some useful lessons about the tough choices that come with growing up. Those lessons were imparted to a huge audience, too -- watching Old Yeller was a rite of passage for multiple generations of filmgoers, among them DVDTalk's Scott Weinberg, who called it "every bit the warm, comfortable, and tragically bittersweet classic that had you sobbing like a infant the first time you saw it."


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1. Never Cry Wolf

The best-reviewed of Disney's late 1970s/early 1980s string of family-friendly live-action flicks, Never Cry Wolf offers a surprisingly mature, unflinching adaptation of Farley Mowat's memoir detailing the years he spent studying the hunting habits of wolves in the Canadian wilderness. One year later, Disney would spin off Touchstone, an imprint which would eventually be responsible for some fairly racy fare, but in 1983, Wolf director Carroll Ballard's decision to afford audiences a glimpse of Charles Martin Smith's bare buttocks was a major step for the Mouse House. Though the film wasn't a giant hit, it did manage an impressive 27-week theatrical run -- all the more notable considering its small cast, exceedingly minimal dialogue, and deliberate pace. Critics were suitably impressed, sending Never Cry Wolf all the way to a 100 percent Tomatometer rating on the strength of reviews from scribes like Time's Richard Schickel, who raved, "Ballard and his masterly crew of film makers have reimagined a corner of the natural world...They leave us awed."


Check out the rest of our Total Recall archives here.

Finally, we leave you with a clip from one of Disney's trippiest live-action offerings. It's a close encouter of the feline kind: The Cat from Outer Space.


Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The Day the Earth Stood Still: Perspectives on the remake

By Yun Xie, Kunio M. Sayanagi | Published: December 08, 2008 - 11:32PM CT

This past weekend, Ars writers Yun Xie and Kunio Sayanagi were invited to attend the pre-release events for the movie The Day The Earth Stood Still, a remake of the classic 1951 Sci-Fi film. The first event was held on the campus of California Institute of Technology on Friday, December 5th, where lead actor Keanu Reeves and the director Scott Derrickson held a panel discussion with scientists Maria Spiropulu, Sean Carroll and Joel Burdick. The discussion was followed by a screening of the film. In this article, Yun gives a recap of highlights from the discussion, and Kuneo gives his impression of film itself from the viewpoint of a professional scientist. The film is set for release on December 12th.

Hollywood actor Keanu Reeves isn't one of the stars you would normally expect to see at the California Institute of Technology, a world-renowned university and home to many stars of the science world. He and director Scott Derrickson took time away from the usual routine of promoting their upcoming sci-fi movie, The Day the Earth Stood Still, to attend a slightly different marketing event at Caltech's Beckman auditorium on Friday. Instead of focusing on the mechanics and entertainment values of the movie, they were there to discuss the relationship between art and science in a panel with three leading scientists. Ars was there to catch every moment of philosophical discourse, genuine humor, and awkwardness.

Joining Reeves and Derrickson on the panel were Caltech Astrophysicist Sean Carroll and Caltech Robotic Engineer Joel Burdick. The fifth panelist, CERN physicist Maria Spiropulu, acted as the host by directing the conversation and presenting audience members' questions, which were collected throughout the show on note cards. From the evening's discussion, the topics that involved the fusion of art, science, and religion stood out.


Photo Credit: Kunio Sayanagi.

Is science the antithesis of art?

Science can often appear cold and removed from humanity; data seems to reign supreme, and when it comes to the graphics that science uses to convey ideas, accuracy is far more important than aesthetic design. So, does that mean science is the antithesis of art?

Derrickson certainly doesn't think so. He finds the idea ridiculous. He believes that "we are all searching for some kind of truth," and that "takes different forms." Carroll agreed, pointing out that movies and art can often bring up questions that science might not be able to directly address. Things like morality are hard to quantify in science, but art can probe its depths in various forms. However, that doesn't mean science lacks morals. Researchers must have a great deal of moral integrity to produce trustworthy results and to avoid misusing the trust placed on them. Humanity is at the heart of science and art.

At this point, Burdick lightened the mood by making a "small complaint to the art community." He noted that scientists have one of the highest mortality rates in movies. He would like to see that remedied in the future.

Keanu and Christ Roles

Spiropulu and several of the audience members pointed out that Keanu Reeves has played quite a few Christ-like figures, like Neo and Constantine. Klaatu, Reeves' character in the upcoming movie, is another one of those roles. He plays an alien that is "a friend to the Earth" and triggers massive global upheaval to perhaps save humanity in the end. What does he think of those roles?

Reeves believes "those are good roles," and he appreciates the chance to play "roles that have restitution." There is "a searching quality to these roles," and he enjoys finding the human qualities like redemption, evil, and virtue. That's why movies allow us to ask questions. For instance, we are polluting our planet, causing massive extinctions, and killing ourselves in war. What would aliens think of us? Carroll warns that "aliens might be very judgmental." This naturally led to the topic of God.

God and Aliens

One audience member asked, "What role does God play in whether or not there are aliens?"

Carroll proposed that religious people should ask themselves that question. For one thing, "can aliens invent Gods?" We invent Gods, so if aliens also do it, what would that mean? Would we then all have the same God? Or, would that mean living beings simply invent God to explain things that seem unfathomable. However, if Aliens arrived, he probably wouldn't ask about God right away. He later on revealed that he's anxious to ask "is our universe unique?"

Are we unique?

When Spiropulu asked, "Keanu, do you believe in alien beings?" he responded, "I feel like I am the theoretical guy." It's a hard question, as there are no concrete answers with our current knowledge; one can only speculate. Carroll put the probability of there being aliens "between 0 and 1." After all, he reasoned that "as long as the laws of physics allow complexity, life is possible."

Further complicating the question is the possible emergence of machine life. Burdick believes that "the boundary of human and machine is blurring." Machine parts are already being implanted into people to help them overcome medical difficulties. As artificial intelligence and robotics become more sophisticated, we may eventually face a new form of life without having to venture outside of our planet.


Photo Credit: Kunio Sayanagi.

Although the evening was enjoyable and thought-provoking, there were moments of awkwardness. Notably, several members of the audience laughed impolitely whenever Reeves spoke, which seemed to cause the actor, known for being short on words, to become even shorter in answering questions. When asked how he liked to prepare for roles that are nonhuman, he answered, "you read the script." In response to a question regarding how the role of Neo compared to that of Klaatu, he simply stated that they were "both great roles." After those short responses, there would be an uncomfortable pause followed by a slightly more elaborate answer from Reeves. It was clear that he was doing his best to be good natured, but he was out of his element.

It also didn't help that note cards containing audience questions appeared to be selected at random, leading Derrickson to remark at one point "these are strange questions." For example, Reeves was asked "are you human?" He replied, "If you cut me, do I not bleed," and then inquired jokingly, "What time is this over?"

An audience of mostly Caltech students and faculty can be a tough crowd. Unsurprisingly, the Caltech professors shined on that stage, presenting poise and wisdom. Derrickson also held his own; he showed a great deal of respect for scientific research and proved to be very well-read. From his personal studies, he noticed "a gap between science literature and science fiction." He thinks advanced science is sexy, and you can make movies based solely on it, but fiction hasn't caught up yet because there isn't enough understanding. He made an effort in the new movie to at least respect real science. He has cut a lot of the nonsense from the original script with the help of a science team.


Gort and Klaatu in the original movie

Spiropulu did an admirable job of trying to keep the conversations going as smoothly as possible, but as an experimental physicist working on the Large Hadron Collider, she probably has little opportunity to practice being a debate moderator or interviewer. When merging science and Hollywood in a panel comprised of stars from vastly different spheres, it might help to borrow a host from a news network or radio station next time.

A scientist's impressions of the movie

During the first evening's discussion, scientist Sean Carroll remarked that the parallel between a good movie and a good science project is that both involve raising a good "what if" question. This "what if" process is very familiar to a theoretical physicist like Carroll—for example, Albert Einstein asked "What would I see if I flew at the speed of light?" to come up with the theory of special relativity—this process is called a Gedanken Experiment, or a "thought experiment." In a gedanken experiment, a scientist comes up with a formerly unknown, exotic situation and theorizes how the laws of nature must work under the imagined extreme condition.

The what-if asked by The Day The Earth Stood Still is this: What would an advanced alien civilization see if they studied Planet Earth, and what would they do about their findings?


The imagined alien civilization's conclusions upon studying Earth are clearly spelled out in the movie's trailer: If the Earth dies, you die. If you die, the Earth survives. The alien civilization discovers the Earth on the brink of a total destruction, and draws a simple conclusion—planet Earth can be saved by eliminating just one single species: homo sapiens.

In both the 1951 and 2008 versions, the alien agent Klaatu (played by Keanu Reeves in the new version) gives us one last chance to show that we are evolved enough to be able to reason and to change our behavior. When Klaatu fails to find sufficient capacity for reason in our politicians, it seeks out a better contact.

Conclusions


Klaatu's search for a suitable Earthling to interact with is another what-if the movie is asking; who will the aliens turn to if they want to communicate their existence and intentions to the Earthlings? The movie concludes that scientists are Klaatu's best bet, since they're trained to shift and adapt their view of the world as new discoveries are made and old concepts become obsolete.

In the new movie, it is through a scientist that Klaatu is exposed to humanity. Scientist Helen Benson (Jennifer Connolly) is an astrobiologist who is called into action when Klaatu lands on Earth and ends up acting as its guide. Klaatu learns the complexity of human emotions through the relationship between Helen and her stepson.

It's in Klaatu's relationship with Benson where I begin to disagree with how the movie portrays Klaatu—why should complex emotions be foreign concepts to an advanced extraterrestrial civilization? Throughout the movie, Klaatu is an emotionless figure who acts only on cold logic. Why shouldn't any sufficiently complex civilization also develop contradicting moral values, conflicting emotions, compassion, and love? It might have been interesting to involve, for example, an evolutionary psychologist in the movie to do a gedanken experiment on this aspect of the encounter, where complex emotions might be manifested in very different ways. The what-if I am proposing here is this: how does one communicate trust if we were to have such an encounter?

Solid adaptation

Even the new movie left some interesting ideas unexplored, overall. I found it to be an excellent adaptation of the original film's theme to today's world. I was impressed by the old version when I watched it a few hours before the new one's premiere on Saturday, and I thought that the 1951 version had such a clear and well-packaged message that I didn't see any need for the film to be re-made. So I was very curious what the new movie could possibly add to the old version, beyond the obvious technological advances in the visual effects. But I was in for a pleasant surprise.

Among its many small improvements, the new movie added realistic portrayals of women in science and politics, and it incorporated families of mixed race into the mesh of the main storyline, which is basically kept the same. And of course, it is rather rare that the scientists are portrayed as compassionate, conscientious beings in Hollywood films, and I am happy to see this aspect of the movie well-preserved and even improved.

Regardless of what conclusions we humans draw from the film's message, the gedanken experiment conducted by The Day Earth Stood Still also has a clear implication to advanced alien civilizations, who surely are going to watch the movie somehow, if they have not already. In both old and new versions of the movie, the aliens land on Earth in a sudden and invasive manner, which is interpreted by us humans as an aggressive move. But any alien sci-fi fans should now know that, if the goal is to establish a peaceful relationship with the Earthlings, barging in on us clearly is not the way to go.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

The best films of 2008... and there were a lot of them


Sally Hawkins exudes the celebratory spirit of the season, in Mike Leigh's "Happy-Go-Lucky."


by Roger Ebert

In these hard times, you deserve two "best films" lists for the price of one. It is therefore with joy that I list the 20 best films of 2008, in alphabetical order. I am violating the age-old custom that film critics announce the year's 10 best films, but after years of such lists, I've had it. A best films list should be a celebration of wonderful films, not a chopping process. And 2008 was a great year for movies, even if many of them didn't receive wide distribution.

Look at my 20 titles, and you tell me which 10 you would cut. Nor can I select one to stand above the others, or decide which should be No. 7 and which No. 8. I can't evaluate films that way. Nobody can, although we all pretend to. A "best films" list, certainly. But of exactly 10, in marching order? These 20 stood out for me, and I treasure them all. If it had been 19 or 21, that would have been OK. If you must have a Top 10 List, find a coin in your pocket. Heads, the odd-numbered movies are your 10. Tails, the even-numbered.

I have composed a separate list of the year's five best documentaries. They also may be described as "one of the year's best." And this year's Special Jury Award goes to Guy Maddin's "My Winnipeg," which stands between truth and fiction, using the materials of the documentary to create a film completely preposterous and deeply true. Another of "the year's best."


Jimmyron Ross in "Ballast"

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"Ballast" A deep silence has fallen upon a Mississippi Delta family after the death of a husband and brother. Old wounds remain unhealed. The man's son shuttles uneasily between two homes, trying to open communication by the wrong means. The debut cast is deeply convincing, and writer-director Lance Hammer observes them with intense empathy. No, it's not a film about poor folks on the Delta; they own a nice little business, but are paralyzed by loneliness. At the end, we think, yes, that is what would happen, and it would happen exactly like that.

"The Band's Visit" A police ceremonial band from Egypt, in Israel for a cultural exchange, ends up in a desert town far from anywhere and is taken on mercy by the bored, cynical residents. A long night's journey marked with comedy, human nature, and bittersweet reality. Richly entertaining, with sympathetic performances by Sasson Gabai as the bandleader and Ronit Elkabetz as the owner of a local cafe. Written and directed by Eran Kolirin. Was at Ebertfest 2008.

"Che" The epic journey of a 20th century icon, the Argentinian physician who became a comrade of Fidel Castro in the Cuban Revolu- tion and then moved to South America to support revolution there. Benicio del Toro is persuasive as the fiercely ethical firebrand, in a film that includes unusual and unfamiliar chapters in Che's life. Steven Soderbergh's film is 257 minutes long, but far from boring. (Opens Jan. 16)


"Chop Shop" (Alejandro Polanco)

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"Chop Shop" The great emerging American director Ramin Bahrani finds a story worthy of "City of God" in a no-man's land in the shadow of Shea Stadium, where a young boy and his sister support themselves in a sprawling, off-the-books auto repair and scrap district. Alejandro Polanco and Isamar Gonzales seem to live their roles, in a masterpiece that intimately knows its world, its people and their survival tactics. It will be featured at Ebertfest 2009.

"The Dark Knight" The best of all the Batmans, Christopher Nolan's haunted film leaps beyond its origins and becomes an engrossing tragedy. The "comic book movie" has at last reclaimed its deep archetypal currents. With a performance by Heath Ledger as the Joker that will surely win an Oscar, a Batman (Christian Bale) who is tortured by moral puzzles and a district attorney (Aaron Eckhart) forced to make impossible choices.


"Doubt" (Meryl Streep & Amy Adams).

"Doubt" A Catholic grade school is ruled by the grim perfectionist Sister Aloysius (Meryl Streep), whose draconian rule is challenged by Father Flynn (Philip Seymour Hoffman). A young nun (Amy Adams) is caught between them, as the film shows how assumptions can be doubted, and doubted again. Viola Davis, as the mother of the school's only black student, has one significant scene, but it is long, crucial and heartbreaking. Davis goes face to face with Streep with astonishing conviction and creates reasons for doubt that may be more important than deciding the truth. John Patrick Shanley directed and adapted his Tony Award-winning play. (Opens Friday)

"The Fall" Tarsem's film is a mad folly, an extravagant visual orgy, a free fall from reality into uncharted realms. A wounded stunt-man, circa 1914, tells a story to a 4-year-old girl, and we see how she imagines it. It has vast romantic images so stunning, I had to check twice, three times, to be sure the film actually claims to have absolutely no computer-generated imagery. None? What about the Labyrinth of Despair, with no exit? The intersecting walls of zig-zagging staircases? The man who emerges from the burning tree? Filmed over four years in 28 countries. It will be at Ebertfest 2009.

"Frost/Nixon" The story of a duel between a crafty man and a persistent one. How many remember that the "lightweight" British interviewer David Frost was the one who finally persuaded Richard Nixon to say he had committed crimes in connection with Watergate and let his country down? With his own money riding on the interviews, Frost (Michael Sheen) is desperate after Nixon finesses him in the early sessions, but he pries away at Nixon's need to confess. Frank Langella is uncanny as RMN. Ron Howard directs mercilessly. (Opens Friday)

"Frozen River" Melissa Leo should be nominated for her performance. She plays an hourly employee in a discount store, struggling to support two kids and a run-down trailer after her husband deserts her with their savings. After making an unlikely alliance with a Mohawk woman (Misty Upham) who was stealing her car, she finds herself a human trafficker, driving Chinese across the ice into the United States. A spellbinding thriller, yes, but even more a portrait of economic struggle in desperate times. Written and directed by Courtney Hunt. It will be at Ebertfest 2009.

"Happy-Go-Lucky" Here's another nominee for best actress -- Sally Hawkins, playing a cheerful schoolteacher who seems improbably upbeat until we win a glimpse into her soul. No, she's not secretly depressed. She's genuinely happy, but that hasn't made her stupid or afraid. Mike Leigh's uncanny ability to find drama in ordinary lives is used with genius, as the teacher encounters a driving instructor (Eddie Marsan) as negative as she is positive. Not a feel-good movie. Not at all. But strangely inspiring.

"Iron Man" Like "Spider-Man 2" and "The Dark Knight," another leap forward for the superhero movie. Robert Downey Jr. and director Jon Favreau reinvent Tony Stark as a conflicted, driven genius who has a certain plausibility, even when inundated by special effects. So successful are they that in the climactic rooftop battle between two towering men of steel, we know we're looking almost entirely at CGI, and yet the creatures embody character and emotion. Downey hit bottom, as everyone knows. Now he has triumphantly returned.

"Milk" Sean Penn, one of our greatest actors, locks up an Oscar nomination with his performance as Harvey Milk, the first self-identified gay elected to U.S. public office. At age 40, Milk was determined to do "something different" with his life. He's open to change. We see how the everyday experiences of this gay man politicize him, and how his instincts allow him to become a charismatic leader, while always acknowledging the sexuality that society had taught him to conceal. One of the year's most moving films.

"Rachel Getting Married" After seeing this film, people told me, "I wanted to attend that wedding" or "I wish I'd been there." It's that involving. Jonathan Demme doesn't lock down one central plot, but considers the ceremony as a wedding of close and distant family, old and new friends, many races, many ages, many lifestyles, all joined amid joyous homemade music. His camera is so observant, we feel like a guest really does feel. Rosemarie DeWitt as Rachel and Anne Hathaway as her sister generate tricky sibling tension.

"The Reader" A drama taking place mostly within the mind of a postwar German who has an affair at 14 with a woman he later discovers is a war criminal. Her own secret is so shameful, she would rather face any sentence than reveal it. The film addresses the moral confusion felt in those who came after the Holocaust but whose lives were painfully twisted by it. Directed by Stephen Daldry, with David Kross as the younger protagonist, and Kate Winslet and Ralph Fiennes as the older ones. (Opening Dec. 25)


"Revolutionary Road" (Leonardo DiCaprio & Kate Winslet).

"Revolutionary Road" The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit and his wife find hell in the suburbs. Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio, in two of the best performances of the year, play a young married couple who lose their dreams in the American corporate world and its assigned roles. Sam Mendes reads minds when words aren't enough, and has every detail right -- including the chain-smoking by those who find it a tiny consolation in inconsolable lives. (Opens Jan. 2)

"Shotgun Stories" You'll have to search for it, but worth it. In a "dead-ass town," three brothers find themselves in a feud with their four half-brothers. It's told like a revenge tragedy, but the hero doesn't believe the future is written by the past. Written and directed by Jeff Nichols, it avoids the obvious and shows a deep understanding of the lives and minds of ordinary young people in a skirmish of the class war. The dialogue rings true, the camera is deeply observant. The film was the audience favorite at Ebertfest 2008.

"Slumdog Millionaire" Danny Boyle's improbable union of quiz-show suspense and the harrowing life of a Mumbai orphan. Growing from a garbage pit scavenger to the potential winner of a fortune, his hero uses his wits and survival instinct to struggle against crushing handicaps. A film that finds exuberance despite the tragedy it also gives full weight to. The locations breathe with authenticity.

"Synecdoche, New York" The year's most endlessly debated film. Screenwriter Charles Kaufman ("Adaptation," "Being John Malkovich"), in his directing debut, stars Philip Seymour Hoffman as a theater director mired in a long-running rehearsal that may be life itself. Much controversy about the identities and even genders of some of the characters, in a film that should never be seen unless you've already seen it at least once.

"W." To general surprise, Oliver Stone's biography of George W. Bush is empathetic and understanding, perhaps because Stone himself is a blueblood Ivy League graduate who could never quite win his father's approval. Josh Brolin gives a nuanced portrayal that seems based on the known facts, showing the president as subservient to Vice President Cheney and haunted by old demons.


WALL*E.

"WALL-E" The best science-fiction movie in years was an animated family film. WALL-E is a solar-powered trash compacting robot, left behind to clean up the waste after Man flees into orbit. Hugely entertaining, wonderfully well drawn, and, if you think about it, merciless in its critique of a global consumer culture that obsesses on intake and disregards the consequences of output.

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Every year I name a winner of my Special Jury Prize, so named in honor of the "alternative first prize" given by juries at many festivals. This year (roll of the drums) the honored film is:

"My Winnipeg" Guy Maddin's latest dispatch from inside his imagination is a "history" of his home town, which becomes a mixture of the very slightly plausible, the convincing but unlikely, the fantastical, the fevered, the absurd, the preposterous, and the nostalgic. Oddly enough, when it's over, you have a deeper and, in a crazy way, more "real" portrait of Winnipeg than a conventional doc might have provided--and certainly a far more entertaining one. Will be at Ebertfest 2009.


"Encounters at the End of the World."

Five documentaries in equal first place:

"Encounters at the End of the World" Werner Herzog moseys around to see who he will meet and what he will see at the South Pole. The population here seems made of travelers beyond our realm, all with amazing personal histories. In a spellbinding film, Herzog finds a great deal of humor, astonishing underwater creatures, permanent occupants such as seals and penguins and the possibility of a bleak global future.

"I.O.U.S.A." A film to make sense of the current economic crisis. The U.S. national debt has doubled in the last eight years, we can't make the payments, the world holds our mortgage, and it can't afford for us to default. So the same unsupported currency seems to circulate one step ahead of disaster. Not a partisan film. Experts of all political persuasions look at our bookkeeping and agree it is insane.

"Man on Wire" On Aug. 7, 1974, a Frenchman named Philippe Petit, having smuggled two tons of equipment to the top of the towers of the World Trade Center, strung a wire between them, and walked back and forth eight times. The doc combines period footage and re-created scenes to explain how he did it, and mystically, why. We know he made it, so how does this film generate such suspense?

"Standard Operating Procedure" About what photographs are and how we see them, focusing on the infamous prison torture photographs from Abu Ghraib. Errol Morris' scrutiny reveals what was really happening, and why, and how the photographs do not always show what they seem to. He introduces the name of Charles Graner, who always stayed in the shadows, but without whom there might have been no photos at all.

"Trouble the Water" A few days before Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans, a young couple from the Ninth Ward named Scott and Kimberly Rivers Roberts bought a camcorder. As the rains began to fall, they began to film, even while trapped by rising waters inside their attic. Their astonishing footage, unlike any other, is incorporated by Carl Deal and Tia Lessin into a documentary that shows why Brownie was not doing a great job, not at all. This film also will be at Ebertfest 2009.

Looking back over the list, I think most moviegoers will have heard of only about 11, because distribution has reached such a dismal state. I wrote to a reader about "Shotgun Stories," "I don't know if it will play in your town." She wrote back, "How about my state?" This is a time when home video, Netflix and the good movie channels come to the rescue. My theory that you should see a movie on a big screen is sound, but utopian.