When Nancy Grace slipped a nipple on Dancing with the Stars, it caused a huge uproar. Now imagine if Nancy Grace ripped off her top, exposed her breasts, humped her partner, took off her G-string, and appeared completely naked. Oh, and Nancy Grace was a gorgeous model. That's what happened Sunday on Argentina's version of Dancing with the Stars.
If you're an American you're used to most network television being squeaky clean, but this is Argentina so this is only safe for work if you work at a Nevada brothel.
I'm not entirely sure why Cinthia Fernandez ended up naked on Bailando por un Sueño, but here she is, completely nude. She starts the dance off in a racy outfit with her toga-clad partner. It's some sort of Roman orgy scene, but with only two people. What follows is less of a dance and more of a mutual strip tease, where Frenandez and her partner pull off each others clothes revealing skimpier and skimpier outfits while they writhe and contort around the stage. By the time she is grinding in his lap while he pours wine over her naked body it's something that even Nomi Malone in Showgirls would find over the top. She's only wearing a G-string and he's in his Speedo and just when you thought it couldn't get any crazier, he whips off her panties and she is standing there, on national television, completely naked. It's something to behold!
Most of the info about her and the show is in Spanish, but from what little I can discern from Google Translate, this seems to be causing a bit of controversy. Also, Fernandez' parents were in the audience, which, wow! This isn't the first time the former Big Brother contestant has gotten naked in public so maybe they're used to it.
The best part is that this doesn't seem to be that out of the ordinary for the show which has aired numbers that were straight up porn in the past. If I remember correctly, the concept for the show is different from ours where a regular person gets to dance with a star. If that's true, that makes Fernandez' partner the luckiest schmo in the whole damn world.
The last time we visited the show, while the camera work did focus much more on the woman's crotch and there was more blatant sexual contact, there wasn't actual nudity. Let's leave it to Fernandez, our new personal hero, for pushing the envelope on a show that regularly is steamier than Red Shoe Diaries. We really need to find a way to get this show on satellite TV or something. It's so unfair that we get Nancy Grace's nasty nipple and they get all of this!
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