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Thursday, September 22, 2011

9 Celebrities Who Look Like Chaz Bono



Much to the chagrin of many viewers, Chaz Bono (formerly Chastity) made his appearance on Dancing With The Stars this week. A firestorm of controversy erupted when the transgender star was announced as a member of this season’s cast with some devoted viewers boycotting the program, and others applauding the casting.

We here at Screen Junkies don’t watch the show because we were naturally blessed with two hype feet and fly off into a rage whenever we hear the voice of Tom Bergeron. Therefore, we don’t really have an opinion on this matter beyond, “What’s the big deal?”

He was a she and now he’s wearing a stylish vest and squaring off against Nancy Grace. There’s no harm in that. Besides, there are several beloved celebrities who resemble Chaz Bono. For instance….

Val Kilmer

He’ll be starring in movies alongside 50 Cent in no time.

John Goodman

Mostly it’s the shirt. Chaz should hold on to that in case he wants to be Dan Tanner for Halloween.

Kevin Smith

There’s no way they’d be able to sit next to one another on the same flight.

Billy Bob

This one’s kinda freaky actually.

Violent J

It stands to reason that if Chaz Bono looks like John Goodman then Chaz Bono also looks like the Insane Clown Posse’s Violent J.

Steven Seagal

Now I really want to see Seagal on Dancing With The Stars.

Smash Mouth

Throw on a porkpie hat and some Oakley’s and the resemblance would be uncanny.

David Holbrook

What’s worse? Resembling Creepshow 2′s Fatso Gribbens or paying surgeons to make you resemble Creepshow 2′s Fatso Gribbens?

P.J. Pete

This one’s also kinda freaky actually.