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Friday, March 20, 2009

The Steven Seagal Movie Title Flowchart

Just the Facts

1. At the height of his career, Seagal was one of the best-known action stars in the world.

2. His films have collectively earned more than $600 million worldwide.

3. Seagal's success is largely the result of a complex script selection and development process that is best expressed in chart form.

The Steven Seagal Movie Title Flowchart

by Randall Maynard

Cracked on Steven Seagal

The biggest difference between Steven Seagal and other action stars is that Seagal's first movie was a starring vehicle for himself. That never happens. You know what Chuck Norris' first movie role was? An uncredited part in a Dean Martin picture. Jean-Claude Van Damme's film debut? Credited as "Gay Karate Man" in something called Monaco Forever.

So, if being internationally famous for playing unstoppable badasses for a living is usually enough to turn a man into an egotistical douche of the highest order, try to imagine what happens to a guy's ego when he gets all that fame and fortune right away, without having to go through the humbling process of bit parts and villain roles. Now, with that in mind, you might be ready to understand some of the choices that Steven Seagal has made over the course of his career.



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