5 Burgers For When You’ve Given Up On Life

by NextRound

Giving up on life has its benefits, namely wearing sweatpants all day and being able to eat any burger you want. Taking down any one of these five burgers is essentially waiving the white flag on your existence.

The Double Triple Stack Baconator

Combine the infamous Wendy’s “Triple Double” seven patty special order burger with the oh-so-healthy Baconator and you get 7 patties + 14 strips of bacon. A hero named Wes actually took one down on video. To get an idea of what you’re eating we imagine you take the Baconator nutrition facts and triple them.

The Angry Triple Whopper

This combination of Burger King’s Angry Whopper (fried jalapenos = angry) and Burger King’s Triple Whopper could possibly be a myth as we can’t find a picture of one. But it’s kind of hard to believe that not even one person in the midwest has ordered this bad boy. Oh, and nutrition facts are available. 1,360 calories and 91 grams of fat. Nice.

The Luther Burger

Named after the late, great Luther Vandross (who either invented the burger or just really enjoyed them), the Luther Burger is a bacon cheeseburger served on Krispy Kreme glazed donuts instead of a bun. It’s so legendary it has its own Wikipedia entry. We’re seriously considering the prospect of having “Death by Luther Burger” written in our obituary.

The Double Six Dollar Burger

AKA the Twelve Dollar Burger. Although we’re pretty sure they only charge like eight bucks for it at your local Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. Double these nutrition facts and this thing is like drinking gallons of the fat they steal in Fight Club.

The McGangBang

Last but not least. You guessed it: the McGangBang. Our lives have been brighter ever since being introduced to it a little over a week ago. A McChicken sandwich stuffed inside a McDonald’s Double Cheeseburger. The originality, the combination of beef and poultry, the overall repulsiveness: the McGangBang is truly a burger after our own heart. We’d step up and order bacon on ours though.

If you know of other equally awesome and disgusting burgers let us know in the comments.