The Top 30 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians

cracked.com — Take a man. Add eye work (unisex glasses if eye wear is needed) and Botox. Mix in a bad haircut or unfashionably long hair--if possible a dye job. And there you have it: The winning formula to become a man who looks like an old lesbian.

Carrot Top

He is:

The bronze/orange standard in prop comedy.

Looks Like:

The girl who always leaves the bar alone.

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