'24' (in 24 words!)

24: Day 1

Andre Drazen: Pops, it's David Palmer.

Victor Drazen: Kill him.

Jack Bauer: I don't think so.

Teri Bauer: Jack, I love y–[BANG!]

Jack: Nooooooooo!

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24: Day 2

To Do:

8am: Reconcile with Kim
10am: Blow up CTU
12pm: Long lunch
6pm: Fly nuke out of LA
12am: Kill oil executives
8am: Spa day

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24: Day 3

From: Bauer.Kim@CTU.gov
To: Bauer.Jack@CTU.gov

Hey Daddy, thx for the new job! BTW I'm dating your partner. FYI, ur Mexican drug buddies accidentally mailed something 're: totally deadly virus.'

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24: Day 4

Coroner's Log, Thursday

Secret Service agents, COD – Gunshot Wounds
20 Train Passengers, COD – Explosion
Thousands of Civilians, COD – Radiation Poisoning
257 terrorists, COD – Pissed off Jack Bauer

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24: Day 5

Memorandum
From: Attorney General

. Sale of nerve gas to terrorists is now legal.
. Conspiracy to kill Russian president is OK.
. Jack Bauer on top 10 most wanted list.

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24: Day 6

Director's Notes

• Needs big explosion every hour
• Needs more Bauers
• Kill off everyone but Jack
• Kill Jack too
• (Kidding!)
• Everyone take 12 months off
• Tick, Tock