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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Derek Jeter’s 10 Hottest (Alleged) Conquests



On the field, he hasn’t brought the Yankees a ring since 2000. Off the field, his game has never faltered.


10. Jordana Brewster - The Fast And the Furious belle had a brief hold on DJ. Rumor goes that after he stole home plate, he skipped out on her 26th birthday party. He was spotted about a month later at a Scores strip club, putting his World Series bonus to use.










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9. Mariah Carey - Reports say that Jeter had a short stop with Tommy Motolla’s old ball and chain. After making her hit those high notes, he allegedly lost interest in her honey. Let’s hope there is a diss record on Mariah’s next album.











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8. Tyra Banks - Gossip hounds were thrown into a tizzy when word circulated that Derek had traded in his latest MVP for Tyra Banks. That rumor was squashed when the public realized that Jeter’s boasts of getting “four head” was not a pun on Tyra’s second-biggest asset.










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7. Lara Dutta - This former Miss Universe supposedly caught Jeter’s eye after her appearance on Regis and Kelly. Dutta then mysteriously received a pair of tickets to a Yankee game, after which Derek tried to get into her dugout.











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6. Vanessa Minnillo - When she was only a few years too old for an R. Kelly home video, Nick Lachey’s current honey—and former Miss Teen USA—was said to have gotten it on with the shortstop. It’s amazing what the promise of tickets to an Omarion concert can do.










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5. Minka Kelly - Rumored to be Jeter’s current squeeze, the 28-year-old Friday Night Lights star was pictured with the shortstop at a recent University of Texas game. The couple are currently set for a February 2009 breakup.











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4. Jessica Alba - Honey’s dance diva was seen bustin’ a move with the Yankee at Hollywood’s Spider Club. We’ll bet money that her current beau Cash Warren didn’t approve.











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3. Adriana Lima - Jeter met the Brazilian supermodel while shooting a commercial and began dating her soon after. We’re wondering if Lima’s public claim that she’s a virgin had anything to do with their quick breakup.











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2. Jessica Biel - One of Jeter’s confirmed conquest, the Stealth star was photographed playing volleyball with DJ on the beach. While Jessica took the relationship seriously, Derek was just attempting to finish bedding every girl on the Maxim Hot 100 list..











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1. Scarlett Johansson - Though she slammed the rumors, the Jetster was reported to have been softhousing it with Scarlett while she was dating Jared Leto. If we were Leto, we’d have plotted with Boston Red Sox coach Bill Haselman to give Jeter the Tonya Harding special. —Christian Blanco

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