Anna Kournikova Will Give You 15 Minutes To Stammer

Anna Kournikova is attempting a non-tennis comeback, this time equipped with a revamped website which features a personal blog, "status" updates (latest entry :"Looking forward to tonight, going to the Chanel cruise collection fashion show with my friend." Wee.) and plenty of photos and interactive message boards where you, creepy, leering Anna banana, can chime in and ask her dopey questions. (Last time I checked, Frank DeFord was not on there.Somebody should let him know about this.)

To promote this new web venture and to encourage more online activity, the site is holding a contest where one lucky cyber-stalker will get to have an actual real live phone conversation with her if they accumulate enough message board points. Second place gets a signed K-Swiss shoe; third place, a signed photo to hang over the toilet seat. Fourth place? You're fired.

Get The Phone; Anna Kournikova Calling [Rizzo Sports]
Win A Call From Anna [Kournikova.com] (via Hot Clicks)