Zazzle Shop

Screen printing

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Top 10 Sexually Suggestive Lines in

Top 10 Sexually Suggestive Lines in
the Original Star Wars Trilogy



Star Wars / A New Hope

STAR WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE - UNIVERSAL DAY OF THE JEDI: MAY 25 10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."





The Empire Strikes Back

STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK - UNIVERSAL DAY OF THE JEDI: MAY 25 10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"





Return of the Jedi

STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI - UNIVERSAL DAY OF THE JEDI: MAY 25 10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
8. "I never knew I had it in me."
7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
3. "She's gonna blow!"
2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
1. "Rise, my friend."




But of course, one of the best is - "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

And another bonus:

Vader: "My son is with them."
Emperor: "Are you sure?"
Vader: "I have... felt him... my master"
Emperor: "...strange that I have not..."




May the Force be with you!



The Force is with you, Colonel Sanders, but you are not a Jedi yet - Jedi Master Colonel Sanders with Lightsaber - KFC - UNIVERSAL DAY OF THE JEDI - MAY 25


GONK - Gonk Droid - UNIVERSAL DAY OF THE JEDI - MAY 25


Pink Floyd - Dark Side of That's No Moon - UNIVERSAL DAY OF THE JEDI - MAY 25


Jedi Squirrels with Lightsabers - UNIVERSAL DAY OF THE JEDI - MAY 25

0 comments: