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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

IS THIS TWO-FACE?



One of the big secrets left for this summers "The Dark Knight" is what Gotham District Attorney Harvey Dent will look like once he's transformed into Two-Face. And since I like to ruin everyone's fun, here's a picture of the answer. It's all over now, but Comic Book Resources seems to be ground zero for this leak, much as Paris Hiltons vagina is ground zero for 6 new STD's every year. True Story!

(note to readers: replace that last part with something that makes any fucking sense whatsoever)

(note part 2: go here in case you haven’t seen the new HD trailer. Ledger is so god damn good in this. This sucks. I’d trade the lives of the entire cast of Entourage for 5 more Ledger movies. Of course I’d trade the lives of the cast of Entourage for a half-eaten hot dog, so that may be a bad example.)

14 Old-Timey Smoking Accessories that Nobody Should Own


First up, we have this double-barrel cigarette holder. Makes perfect sense, right? You’ve got two lungs, gotta have two cigarettes. Of course if you used this I don’t think you’d have two lungs for very long…

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New Boston Apple Store Largest In the World

  • Later this month, Apple is opening its latest flagship store on Boylston Street in Boston. The store's main claim to fame? It's huge. We're talking largest Apple Store in the world, by square footage. The store, in the city's historic Back Bay district, looks like a four-story glass cube. It's the first store inside Boston proper and the first with (finally) easy subway access. According to a store employee, it's a good thing Boylston Street is so big: Apple estimates 1,500-2000 customers/hour will visit — more than 10 times the 160/hour that the average store gets. It's something else inferiority-complex ravaged Bostonians can hold over New York.
  • No parking sign in front of the storeThe logoWork continuesA propped open back doorThe construction siteFaux-3D letteringA peak insideDisplay materials perhaps?The back of the building, note the stairwaysPrime placement on Boylston StreetStreet level shotThe Green Monster Facade

Why soccer can never make it as a legitimate sport

Sleepy people at work

If you ever saw that episode of Seinfeld when George puts up a bed under the office, you’ll find this post particularly amusing. To make that boring day at the office go by faster, here’s something to try on for size. The perfect spot for a power nap has been under your eyes this whole time.

Sleepy people at work

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Fannie Mae gags on it

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Fannie Mae posted a far worse-than-expected loss in the first quarter, as the mortgage finance giant announced plans Tuesday to slash its dividend and raise additional capital.

Fannie Mae reported it lost $2.2 billion, or $2.57 a share, in the first quarter, compared to earnings of $961 million, or 85 cents a share a year earlier. Analysts surveyed by earnings tracker Thomson First Call had been forecasting a loss of 81 cents a share.

The loss was larger than even the most pessimistic forecast, which was for a loss of $2.40 a share.

The result marked the third straight quarter of losses at the government-sponsored mortgage financier, although it is an improvement from the $3.6 billion net loss in the fourth quarter of last year.

While Fannie (FNM, Fortune 500) and the other government sponsored firm, Freddie Mac (FRE, Fortune 500), have only limited exposure to the troubled subprime mortgage sector, both have been nonetheless hit by rising mortgage defaults and turmoil in the credit markets.

The company said it plans to raise $6 billion in additional capital through the new issue of stock. It also intends to preserve capital by slashing its dividend 28% to 25 cents a quarter, starting in the third quarter.

Shares of Fannie plunged 7% to $26.30 in pre-market trading after the report, although that was up from earlier lows immediately after the report.

Fannie also announced that the Office of Federal Housing Enterprise Oversight (OFHEO), the federal regulator that monitors its activity, has loosened some of the regulatory restraints on it.

It let Fannie out of a May 2006 consent decree, imposed at a time the firm was working to clean up problems with its accounting.

It also said that once it completes its efforts to raise the $6 billion in capital, it would loosen the excess capital it is required to keep on hand down to 15% from its current requirement of 20%. It will be able to drop that to 10% in September. OFHEO had been requiring both Fannie and Freddie to keep 30% excess capital on hand until lowering the requirement in March.

The latest move on capital requirements could make tens of billions of additional dollars available for home loans.

Still, Fannie is struggling with rising loan losses caused by problems in the housing market. It raised its loan loss reserves to $5.2 billion from $3.4 billion three months earlier. At the end of the quarter about 1.15% of single family homes it backs are now seriously delinquent. That's up 17% from the 0.98% that were that far behind at the end of 2007.

It also announced that the fair value of its net assets plunged to $12.2 billion at the end of the quarter from $35.8 billion at the start of the period. It blamed market volatility and home price declines for that fall. Its mark-to-market losses, which comes about when it has to adjust the value of its holdings, rose to $4.4 billion in the quarter from $3.4 billion in the fourth quarter.

As part of its turnaround plans, Fannie announced a new refinancing option for homeowners whose loans are owned by Fannie who are up-to-date in their payments but now owe more than their home is now worth. It would allow those homeowners to refinance at up to 120% of the home's current value.

Previously Fannie would only purchase loans in which homeowners held considerable equity in the property.

Fannie CEO Daniel Mudd said that despite the problems faced by the firm, it is benefiting from the current housing and credit woes, as it has been able to grow its book of business. Net revenue rose to $3.8 billion from $3.1 billion, while its market share new mortgage-backed securities issued that were backed by single family home loans rose to 50.1% from 48.5% three months earlier.

"This is likely to be the story for the months ahead -- a painful cure from the housing correction -- and incredibly healthy opportunities from our resurgent role at the center of the recovery," said Mudd in the company's statement. "Both are happening at the same time." To top of page

Monday, May 5, 2008

Scarlett Johansson & Ryan Reynolds Engaged!

SAD DAY FOR BERNIES RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Scarlett Johansson can console herself over any lukewarm responses to her music video with the rock she's sporting from her boyfriend Ryan Reynolds. Ryan has decided to make an honest woman out of Scarlett and has proposed to the full-lipped actress. The two have been dating for over a year and Johansson is expected to be showing off her engagement ring tonight at the Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala in New York.

Scarlett's rep marcel Pariseau told People magazine, "They're both thrilled."

Chismillionaire digs The Brideshead


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Naturmobil: Cart runs on ‘horse power’

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Unlike traditional horse-drawn vehicles, the horse rides inside, behind the driver, protected by an all-weather canopy.

Abdolhadi Mirhejazi’s friends thought he was off his rocker when he told them of his idea for the Naturmobil – but he wasn’t bucking around.

His plan was to create a vehicle which really does put the cart before the horse.

And once he’d got the bit between his teeth, wild stallions couldn’t tear him away from his favourite hobby.

The result of his labours is a one horsepower, space age all-weather buggy powered by, ugh, a horse.

Unlike traditional horse-drawn vehicles, the horse rides inside, behind the driver, protected by an all-weather canopy.

And thanks to a lightweight polycarbonate frame and complex gearing, it can reach speeds of up to 80km/h – although its cruising speed is a more sedate 20km/h.

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Naturmobil was designed and built to achieve the maximum level of attention from its audiences. F. Minooeifar, Marketing Manager

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Impossible attempt

"My friends and relatives thought of me as a somewhat eccentric half-mad inventor attempting the impossible," said Mirhejazi, an Iranian engineer who has brought his invention to Dubai. Nevertheless, one friend was prepared to rustle up enough cash to put the project under starter’s orders.

"It took me 26 months to build the vehicle in my workshop in Tehran. I got it patented by a special department in Iran after professors at universities there attested that it was a scientific invention."

Getting started

The horse walks on a fibreglass treadmill, generating enough power to move the 300kg Naturmobil along on six motorcycle wheels.

Mirhejazi says it produces enough surplus energy to charge a small battery which powers the buggy’s lights, electrical system, and can even take over from the horse when Neddy needs a rest.

When the horse’s body temperature gets too hot for comfort, a sensor attached to its side transmits its temperature reading to a controller which automatically turns off the treadmill and switches the vehicle to run on battery power.

Neddy can then rest for 20 minutes before the back-up power runs down.

Cruelty-free

Mirhejazi, who runs a business specialising in agricultural machinery, said he came up with the idea after pondering how to utilise horses in new, cruelty-free ways.

"I first tested the vehicle in January 2006. It was around 2am and the deserted streets of Tehran in Iran were perfect for the experiment," he said.

"My brother Saleh was behind the steering wheel."

World tour

Mirhejazi has already exhibited the Naturmobil in Geneva, and plans to take it to the upcoming Invention and New Product Exhibition in the city of Pittsburg in California, USA, this June.

"After the show, I intend to have a live demonstration there with a locally procured horse and hope to attract some sponsors," he said.

He needs sponsors to fund the creation of a second-generation Naturmobil – a four-horse coach intended to carry tourists.

And he hopes the bizarre design of the existing Naturmobil will attract enough attention to help fund the next version.

Maximum exposure

Mirhejazi also discovered the horse can power two LCD advertising screens mounted on the sides of the Naturmobil

"Bearing in mind the originality and uniqueness of the idea, Naturmobil was designed and built to achieve the maximum level of attention from its audiences," said his marketing manager, F. Minooeifar.

Comfort and safety in mind

Mirhejazi says the Naturmobil was designed with the safety and welfare of the animal in mind. No whipping is involved.

To make the horse move, the driver flicks a switch to make the conveyor belt, where the horse is mounted, move.

The belt is lifted to simulate an uphill condition to prevent friction from harming the horse.

The gearbox is designed to ease the pressure on the horse.

The horse need not exert its full power to achieve a faster speed.

Shock absorbers are placed under the conveyor belt to lessen the impact on the horse’s joints.

A digital display unit allows the driver to monitor the horse.

Two sets of sensors are attached to the horse to monitor its heart rate and body temperature.

A bower attached on top of the vehicle is designed to protect the horse from cold and heat and can be opened if the horse needs air.

The horse is made to wear special soft leather shoes, tied with laces, to make walking as comfortable as possible.

A waste bin is also provided to collect the horse’s discharges. Another bag is provided for food.

The man

  • A specialist in agricultural machinery, Abdolhadi Mirhejazi is a graduate of Agriculture
  • He established the Pajoohesh and Ideh Company to set up greenhouses for olive plantations in Tehran, Iran.
  • In 1992, he invented a device for improving the efficiency of underground water pumps
  • In 2004, he developed a crankless one-stroke multi-fuel combustion engine for automobiles
  • He acquired a patent for the Naturmobil, a horse-powered vehicle, in 2005
  • Mirhejazi presently lives in Jumeirah in Dubai

Int'l Masters Cup Award Winners: Images Of Nature



Award-winning photographers here are "amateurs", but only through semantics. Beautiful, eclectic gallery of pics--from animals & wildlife to wilderness & landscapes. Some really nice stuff.

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Boomerang In Zero Gravity (International Space Station)

youtube.com — Japanese astronaut Takao Doi, on board of the International Space Station, has proved that a boomerang returns to the person throwing it even in the zero-gravity conditions. The idea came to him by request from his friend Yashuhiro Togai, a world boomerang champion. The result is exactly what the science behind boomerangs predict

Mentos and Diet Coke Explosion at 1200fps: Casio EX-F1 Strikes Again


Giz reader Robert Woodhead combined two things that I just can't seem to get sick of seeing: Stuffing Mentos into Diet Coke bottles and the super-slow-mo action of Casio's EX-F1 camera to create this stunningly beautiful video.

Woodhead compensated for the 1200fps' paltry 336x96 frame size by stitching four different Mentos tests together, and the results are awesome. Globs, ribbons and rings of Coke that are impossible to track in real time come to life when seen in slow-motion.

Watch out later today for another homemade slow-mo video; things will only get messier.

Alcohol, tobacco worse than pot, ecstasy: study

New landmark research concludes that alcohol and tobacco are more dangerous than some illegal drugs like marijuana or ecstasy and should be classified as such in legal systems, according to a new British study.

In research published Friday in The Lancet, Professor David Nutt of Britain’s Bristol University and colleagues proposed a new framework for the classification of harmful substances, based on the actual risks posed to society. Their ranking listed alcohol and tobacco among the top 10 most dangerous substances.

‘The exclusion of alcohol and tobacco from the Misuse of Drugs Act is, from a scientific perspective, arbitrary.’— Study’s authors

Nutt and colleagues used three factors to determine the harm associated with any drug: the physical harm to the user, the drug’s potential for addiction, and the impact on society of the drug’s use.

The researchers asked two groups of experts — psychiatrists specializing in addiction and legal or police officials with scientific or medical expertise — to assign scores to 20 different drugs, including heroin, cocaine, ecstasy, amphetamines, and LSD.

Nutt and his colleagues then calculated the drugs’ overall rankings. In the end, the experts agreed with each other, but not with the existing British classification of dangerous substances.

Heroin and cocaine were ranked most dangerous, followed by barbiturates and street methadone. Alcohol was the fifth-most harmful drug and tobacco the ninth most harmful. Cannabis came in 11th, and near the bottom of the list was ecstasy.

According to existing British and U.S. drug policy, alcohol and tobacco are legal, while cannabis and ecstasy are both illegal. Previous reports, including a study from a British parliamentary committee last year, have questioned the scientific rationale for Britain’s drug classification system.

“The current drug system is ill thought-out and arbitrary,” said Nutt, referring to the United Kingdom’s practice of assigning drugs to three distinct divisions, ostensibly based on the drugs’ potential for harm. “The exclusion of alcohol and tobacco from the Misuse of Drugs Act is, from a scientific perspective, arbitrary,” write Nutt and his colleagues in The Lancet.

Classification debate

Tobacco causes 40 per cent of all hospital illnesses, while alcohol is blamed for more than half of all visits to hospital emergency rooms. The substances also harm society in other ways, damaging families and occupying police services.

Nutt hopes that the research will provoke debate within the U.K. and beyond about how drugs — including socially acceptable drugs such as alcohol — should be regulated. While different countries use different markers to classify dangerous drugs, none use a system like the one proposed by Nutt’s study, which he hopes could serve as a framework for international authorities.

“This is a landmark paper,” said Dr. Leslie Iversen, professor of pharmacology at Oxford University. Iversen was not connected to the research. “It is the first real step towards an evidence-based classification of drugs.”

He added that, based on the paper’s results, alcohol and tobacco could not reasonably be excluded.

“The rankings also suggest the need for better regulation of the more harmful drugs that are currently legal, i.e. tobacco and alcohol,” wrote Wayne Hall, of the University of Queensland in Brisbane, Australia, in an accompanying Lancet commentary. Hall was not involved with Nutt’s paper.

While experts agreed that criminalizing alcohol and tobacco would be challenging, they said that governments should review the penalties imposed for drug abuse and try to make them more reflective of the actual risks and damages involved.

Nutt called for more education so that people were aware of the risks of various drugs. “All drugs are dangerous,” he said. “Even the ones people know and love and use every day.”

20 unique and affordable Mother's Day gifts


Looking for a great, inexpensive gift to honor mom? Interested in a thoughtful present she’ll actually enjoy? Before you opt for the traditional flowers and Hallmark card, bargain hunter Merisa Vinick shares her list of fantastic finds, from matching pajamas to a mommy-friendly gardening set.

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14 Most Amazing Temples in the World


These are spectacular views of amazing and gorgeous temples around the world

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Amazing Watermelon Carvings


Incredible creativity and artistic carvings done all with watermelons

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Amazing Geological Oddities: add this to the Bucket List

Moving Rocks at the Racetrack Playa, Death Valley California.

Death Valley in California is home to rocks that seem to move on their own. Pebbles to Boulders are found scattered around the “racetrack” with trails that turn, loop, and zigzag behind them. Some of the Rocks move, others don’t. It was thought for some time that magnetic forces were the cause of the phenomena. Scientists now believe that the cause is wind. When there has been enough water to soak the flat clay, and temperatures lower below freezing, it causes tiny ice crystals to form. When the surface of a rock is slick enough in these conditions wind will actually have enough power to move them around, leaving a trail.

The Richat Structure, or “Eye of the Sahara.”

This spectacular landform in Mauritania in the southwestern part of the Sahara desert is so huge with a diameter of 30 miles that it is visible from space. The formation was originally thought to be caused by a meteorite impact but now geologists believe it is a product of uplift and erosion. The cause of its circular shape is still a mystery.

The driest place on Earth, Atacama Desert.

The Atacama Desert receives less than 1mm of rain per year, and at one point not a single drop of precipitation landed on its dry surface for 400 years. It’s caused by the Andes rainshadow; meaning that the trade winds moving east along South America lose all moisture when they slam against the steep slopes of the Andes Mountains. The Atacama Desert is found nestled up against the western slopes of the mountain range. Interestingly, several thousand miles south the winds change direction, and the deserts are then found on the eastern side of the Andes, such as the Monte Desert in Argentina.

The Naica Mine, Cave of Crystals, Mexico.

These caverns found in a mine in Chihuahua Mexico
are home to some of the largest crystals ever discovered and are an impressive sight. The crystals are made mainly of Gypsum, and under these extremely rare conditions were allowed to grow unimpeded.

The Curtain of Fire, Hawaii.

These amazing lava fountains erupted during the first stage of the Puu Oo eruption in January, 1983. The lava created a wall of magma 100-160 feet high along a fissure along the Eastern Rift of Mount Kilauea.

Sinkholes

What could be more terrifying than the earth opening itself and swallowing your entire home? Among other places, this can become a reality in the Southeastern United States. Sinkholes are found in regions of Karst Topography, where pockets of loose sedimentary rock found under the surface can be eroded by groundwater, leaving behind caverns and caves, some of which collapse.



Stone Forest, Southwest China.

The Shilin (Chinese for stone forest) is an impressive example of karst topography. The rocks are made of limestone and are formed by water percolating the ground’s surface and eroding away everything but the pillars.