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Four Keys to Vista Migration Success


Hundreds of businesses worldwide have successfully deployed Windows Vista, and thousands more are preparing to do the same, Gray notes in the report. "But because adoption has been cautious, it's been a challenge for companies to learn from early adopters." Research from November 2007 showed that slightly more than half of the enterprises Forrester surveyed don't yet have Windows Vista deployment plans, Gray notes. Others are simply taking a "wait-and-see approach."

Even with such a large base of reluctant enterprises, Forrester has been able to gather lessons from those that have migrated. "Most of the challenges that companies experienced were compatibility issues," Gray writes. "But with support from Microsoft, client management solutions, third-party software vendors and client virtualization vendors, companies are discovering workarounds to the most common migration challenges."

From conversations with IT department staffers whose companies have successfully deployed Vista, Forrester offers these four best practices.

1. Tie the OS upgrade to your company's natural PC refresh cycle. Because of Vista's substantial hardware requirements, companies should "approach their OS migration and upcoming PC refresh cycle as one consolidated project," Gray writes. For example, companies should upgrade existing PCs to 2GB of memory for use with Vista, but limit the upgrades to PCs that are less than 18 months old.

"Desktop operations professionals should rely heavily on Microsoft's free Windows Vista Hardware Assessment tool to test their network-connected machines for compatibility," Gray writes. In addition, he recommends using the tool in concert with your company's asset-tracking technologies to determine how many machines are out there and which ones need an upgrade.

For older machines that are not cost effective to upgrade, Gray points out that client virtualization may provide a workable alternative. "Essentially, treat the thick clients as thin by relocating the data, operating system, and applications into your data center and the local processing into your servers. This allows users to access a virtual Windows Vista environment—apps included—on hardware that couldn't otherwise process it locally," Gray writes. "However, treat this as a temporary solution to solve a pressing problem, rather than a permanent re-architecture of your computing environment. If you do re-architect your client infrastructure, think holistically rather than trying to alleviate a particular limitation with some users."

2. Beware of application compatibility hiccups. "Application compatibility issues are always among the biggest headaches when migrating operating systems," Gray notes. There are two types of applications at risk: those developed by third parties, and those developed in-house. "Early adopters cited challenges running applications from vendors like security giants McAfee and Symantec, networking vendors Cisco and Nortel, and productivity enablers Adobe and IBM," he writes. "But most of these problems have since been resolved, and at last check Microsoft touts that more than 2,300 applications have been certified for Windows Vista."

In addition, Gray states that early adopters said they relied heavily on Microsoft's free tool, called the Application Compatibility Toolkit (ACT), and client management suites, such as those from CA, LANDesk, Novell and Symantec, to identify compatibility issues on Windows Vista.

"If your application won't ever be Windows Vista-certified and replacement is not an option, turn to local desktop virtualization or application virtualization technologies," Gray suggests. "Local desktop virtualization allows older apps to run in a virtualized Windows XP or Windows 2000 container that runs on top of the machine's Windows Vista host operating system. Application virtualization enables applications to run in isolated environments either locally or on the server and is abstracted from the host OS, ensuring compatibility."

3. Rework software developed in-house to combat installation and user rights challenges. With Windows XP, Gray notes that most companies were forced to standardize their workers on the administrator account. "Why? Because the standard user account didn't have enough administrative privileges to accomplish menial tasks, like changing the time zone or connecting to an unsecured wireless network," he writes.


Microsoft elevated the administrator rights in Windows Vista's standard user account, "meaning most employees can now live with it," Gray notes. "However, custom applications are proving to be a significant hurdle for compatibility with Windows Vista." Because users will no longer have full administrative rights, IT departments need to rework applications to reflect this change.

"You can simplify the process by using ACT or client management tools to identify applications that require administrator rights to write to the now-protected Program Files folder or Windows Registry," Gray writes. "But these tools are stopgap solutions. The only way to proactively ease the burden that in-house-developed applications create is to bring your developers in on the deployment process as early as possible. And evaluate turning to local desktop virtualization in cases of emergency."

4. Carefully configure User Account Control (UAC) to avoid ticking off users. Forrester clients frequently expressed concerns over deploying Windows Vista with UAC enabled and experiencing a backlash from their users who are annoyed with the frequent interruptions, Gray notes. "These interruptions are designed to trigger when a user attempts to install an application, thus ensuring IT has full control over which applications are allowed on the machine," he writes. "The primary concern is that these incessant warnings will make users complacent about granting access to every prompt."

Gray notes that these user concerns are valid. "It's important that you build in extra time during the discovery and testing phases of the Windows Vista migration to ensure you have UAC properly configured for each user category. And for legacy applications that mistakenly trigger UAC, well, this needs to get fixed," Gray writes. "With luck, it's a simple matter of upgrading or patching the application, but it could involve abandonment, a recode, or a client virtualization workaround. In the meantime, Microsoft has built in support for file system and registry virtualization to ease the migration over the short term."

Will Vista Generate Interest in Desktop Virtualization?

While server virtualization is poised to grow even more in 2008, Gray predicts that more companies will begin to explore using desktop (or client) virtualization in their computing environments. So far, the majority of companies aren't sold on desktop virtualization, which is a trend Microsoft would like to change with Vista. (See CIO's recent survey, "Your Virtualized State in 2008", for more on what enterprises have to say about desktop virtualization.)

"Virtualization on the client has been held back for years due to a number of reasons, including lack of awareness, buyer confusion over the different technologies, vendor consolidation, licensing issues and a lack of standards," Gray writes. "While all of these shortcomings are getting addressed today, Forrester predicts that Windows Vista will help drive interest because many companies are struggling with hardware and software compatibility issues as part of their migration and they're rethinking everything with the new OS, including architecture."

Waters' Pig Goes Flying

Blasster, I think I found your next vacation idea... a hike in the Cali desert! This is the ultimate Floyd souvenir for the hardcore fan!


April 29, 2008, 5:12 PM EST

INDIO, Calif. (AP) -- Have you seen this pig? It's huge, inflatable, features the word "Obama" and it has lost its way in the California desert.

Organizers for the Coachella music festival announced that the gigantic blowup swine, released into the night sky during Roger Waters' headlining set Sunday, was still out there — and they want it back.

The festival is offering a $10,000 reward plus four Coachella tickets for life for the safe return of the pig, according to spokeswoman Marcee Rondan.

As tall as a two-story house and as wide as two school buses, the pig was led from lines held on the ground Sunday as Waters played a version of Pink Floyd's "Pigs" from the 1977 album "Animals." Then it just floated away.

"It wasn't really supposed to happen that way. I don't have the details," Rondan told The Associated Press.

As for safety concerns, Rondan speculated, "Because it's inflatable, as it loses air it becomes less and less dangerous."

She did not know how much it weighed.

As of Tuesday, Rondan said, the festival had not been able to contact Waters, the Pink Floyd co-founder and songwriting mastermind behind albums such as "Animals" and "The Dark Side of the Moon."

The pig displays the words "Don't be led to the slaughter" and a cartoon of Uncle Sam holding two bloody cleavers. The other side reads "Fear builds walls" and the underside reads "Obama" with a checked ballot box for U.S. Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama.

Waters, who told the crowd "that's my pig" as it drifted off into the night, closed out the three-day festival.

Pink Floyd shows have used blowup pigs throughout the years. Rondan called Sunday's "the same prototype" as past pigs.

"People are putting search teams together to find this pig," Rondan said. "But it may float in the night sky, never to be seen again."

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Dr. Seuss + Dalí + LSD + Desert = Antelope Canyon, AZ!

[Slideshow] Jaw-dropping pictures from one of the most beautiful places in America. Antelope Canyon is a true treasure... and a photographer's wet dream. These pics are all high-res and downloadable. They make awesome wallpapers.

Backpacker's Dream: 10 Outstanding Hostels Around the World



There are so many fascinating hostels around the world, but here are some of the more interesting and popular places that you may want to consider staying in if you are going to be spending some time traveling.



The water isn't always hot, it is sometimes crowded and noisy, and you can definitely expect the unexpected from the other visitors, but there is no denying that spending some time in a hostel can be one of the most surprisingly enjoyable moments of any backpacker's vacation. Throughout the world, while many vacationers expect the pampering and luxury of the best hotels, some brave souls, both young and old, appreciate the alternative adventure of communal living in a hostel.

Although there are many establishments that you may not want to stay in more than overnight on the way to somewhere else, often comfortable hostels are the perfect place for tourists to set up base for a few days. Many hostels provide not only a great social atmosphere, but they also provide plenty of information on transportation routes as well as supply the visitor with other travel information that they may need. Each country has different traditions, and there may be a large selection of places to stay (depending on your location), but it is good to know something about them before you set out on your vacation.

  • Amsterdam, Netherlands - Flying Pig Uptown Youth Hostel

  • The Flying Pig is located in the heart of Amsterdam and is just a step away from this cities' famous nightlife. With its clean rooms and free breakfast, this is an excellent spot for exploring the crazy parties and the smoky coffee shops that this city has to offer. This cozy Amsterdam hostel has a very friendly atmosphere and a great combination of laidback hospitality mixed up with those wild Amsterdam party vibes. There is also a well known bar in the basement
  • Berlin, Germany - Circus Hostel

  • This stylish hostel is found in an early 20th century building that has since been completely renovated, and is located in the center of Berlin's bustling "Mitte". It has both dorm style rooms and private apartments and provides a fantastic view of the city. With an all-you-can-breakfast lasting until 1pm and a very helpful staff that is expert at providing you with any travel information or questions that you may have, this is an excellent choice for an enjoyable stay.
  • Corfu, Greece - Pink Palace Hostel

  • The Pink Palace Hostel is found on the "Emerald Island" of Corfu in Greece, and is literally a fantasy location that embodies the beautiful green of the Greek countryside with the bluest waters imaginable. Filled with Ancient Greek monuments and Venetian fortresses, this beautiful location offers a unique landscape with a natural breathtaking beauty that has captivated mankind for thousands of years. At this hostel you will have access to a private beach with a Jacuzzi, and can enjoy your evenings with a free 3 course dinner and some lively nights in the club featuring Greek music.
  • Banavie, Scotland - Chase The Wild Goose Hostel

  • Located beside the Caledonian canal and the Great Glen Way in the breathtakingly beautiful and ruggedly wild Scottish Highlands, this lodging is recommended for those who "want to live life to the eXtreme". The highest mountain in the UK, Ben Nevis, is located a little to the east and if you want to party, the town of Fort William has lots of exciting bars and traditional Scottish music available only 2 miles away. This hostel has plenty of modern conveniences including comfortable beds, available private rooms, broadband access and offers plenty of sporting activities like mountain biking, climbing and walking.
  • Sydney, Australia - Wood Duck Inn

  • For cheap and comfortable accommodations in the thrilling city of Sydney, this newly renovated hostel is a great place to stay. Run by young local people who have backpacked plenty themselves through Australia and overseas, these folks know what a traveler is looking for and know just how to provide it. Including a super friendly staff and a large rooftop area with a B.B.Q. and an awesome view of Sydney, the social atmosphere here is definitely contagious and it shows why this has become one of the most popular hostels in the area.
  • Nice, France - Villa Saint Exupery

  • Voted the number one hostel in France in 2007, this stylish spot near the French Riviera offers high quality lodgings and a professional staff. Including free Internet with 12 computers, a legendary all-you-can-eat free breakfast and a bar (cheap drinks €1), this location also offers easy access to museums, jazz clubs, and the famous beaches. Family-run and well known for its great social ambiance, the Villa hostel is a fantastic place to relax and to meet other travelers.
  • Sinai, Egypt - St. Catherine's Monastery Hostel
  • This destination is "a sparkling example of an undiscovered jewel of travel" and is a place for the world traveler who is looking for something peaceful, remote and wonderful. Located in the same Sinai Peninsula that is associated with Biblical places named in the Exodus, the monastery itself includes literally priceless works of art and one of the most important collections of illuminated manuscripts in the world. The monks from the Monastery that make up the hostel staff are known to be a little gruff, but in this magical location, you may not be bothered. The rooms are single-sex dormitories with seven beds, or rooms with three beds and a private bathroom for a little extra, and breakfast consists of a hard boiled egg, pita bread, humus and olives. Although the conditions are a little rough, this location offers the opportunity of a real once-in-a-lifetime adventure.
  • 8. Rarotonga, Cook Islands - Backpackers International
  • For literally £7 per night, you can find yourself in a paradise hideaway among the huts on a Pacific island beach fringed with coconut palms and lush green tropical gardens. This hostel offers both dorm rooms and private rooms, a large kitchen and dining area, a lounge and Internet terminals, and includes complimentary airport pickup. This holiday getaway also has BBQs and pizza nights, beach volleyball, nature walks, night tours, and a wicked authentic island feast on Thursdays. This is a great place to meet new people, and possibly one of the most relaxing vacations imaginable.
  • Buenos Aires, Argentina - Casa Esmeralda

  • A cross between a guesthouse and a hostel, Casa Esmeralda can house about 15 guests, and comes complete with a pretty little garden and a small roof terrace. The house is spotlessly clean, comfortable and cheap with a communal kitchen and old couches and exudes a very friendly atmosphere. Here you can take a nap in a hammock in the back garden or play with Casa Esmeralda's happy-go-lucky, bouncing black dog in the afternoon and in the evening you are walking distance from the infamous Buenos Aires Palermo Hollywood bar scene.
  • Prague, Czech Republic - Czech Inn Hostel

  • Czech Inn offers high quality facilities and services at budget prices and have an innovative approach to "providing accommodation for both the backpacker and comfort seeker". Visitors can appreciate the beauty of Prague's architectural history while staying in this beautifully restored 19th century building as well as enjoying the comforts of a modern designer-hostel with all the amenities it has to offer. Located close to the city center with easy access by public transport, this hostel is an ideal base for visitors to explore historical Prague. The Czech Inn offers a large breakfast buffet, and has an in-house café with a full bar and a complete selection of Czech beers and wines. This hostel has 24-hr reception, no curfew and a comfortable 12 noon check-out time.
that is a great spot to meet fellow travelers as well as being a great place to enjoy some of the cheapest beer in the city.

The next time you find yourself planning a vacation somewhere in the world, don't forget to consider staying in a hostel that can make your holiday time even more memorable. Bon Voyage!

LINDSAY LOHAN REALLY LOVES SMOKING

Fire-Crotch wears the Smoke Rings?



Either this bitch is smoking eighteen cigarettes at a time, or she's some type of dragon. It's like she's doing a GD magic trick.

Funniest Valedictorian Speech Ever


I think this guy offended pretty much everyone in there and still got a standing O. I'm sure he was nominated.



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Top 10 Sexually Suggestive Lines in

Top 10 Sexually Suggestive Lines in
the Original Star Wars Trilogy



Star Wars / A New Hope

STAR WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE - UNIVERSAL DAY OF THE JEDI: MAY 25 10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."





The Empire Strikes Back

STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK - UNIVERSAL DAY OF THE JEDI: MAY 25 10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"





Return of the Jedi

STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI - UNIVERSAL DAY OF THE JEDI: MAY 25 10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
8. "I never knew I had it in me."
7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
3. "She's gonna blow!"
2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
1. "Rise, my friend."




But of course, one of the best is - "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

And another bonus:

Vader: "My son is with them."
Emperor: "Are you sure?"
Vader: "I have... felt him... my master"
Emperor: "...strange that I have not..."




May the Force be with you!



The Force is with you, Colonel Sanders, but you are not a Jedi yet - Jedi Master Colonel Sanders with Lightsaber - KFC - UNIVERSAL DAY OF THE JEDI - MAY 25


GONK - Gonk Droid - UNIVERSAL DAY OF THE JEDI - MAY 25


Pink Floyd - Dark Side of That's No Moon - UNIVERSAL DAY OF THE JEDI - MAY 25


Jedi Squirrels with Lightsabers - UNIVERSAL DAY OF THE JEDI - MAY 25

Hendrix Sex Tape

Following right on the heels of my Hendrix Tuesday Tunes post comes this diddy! I'm not sure I buy the authenticity of this, but I'll get back to you after I scour my favorite torrent sites and do some first hand research.

More info here.
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50 Ways to Use Bacon (Not Safe for Vegans)


I wise Team Lead, once said "It's not a Sandwich, unless it has BACON!!" Jim Rindone 2007


You probably know bacon as the star of the BLT (bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich, in case you didn’t know), and the bacon cheeseburger. But there are so many other ways we can incorporate it into our diets and our lives! Here are 50 ways to use bacon

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Report links Roger Clemens with country star Mindy McCready

Mindy McCready and Roger Clemens
Country star Mindy McCready, left, and former New York Yankees pitcher Roger Clemens(Photocomposite. AP and PAUL J. BERESWILL, Newsday)
reportedly began an affair when McCready was just 15 years old.

Associated Press

9:28 AM CDT, April 28, 2008

Roger Clemens had a decade-long relationship with country star Mindy McCready that began when she was a 15-year-old aspiring singer and the pitcher was a Boston Red Sox ace, the New York Daily News reported.

Clemens' lawyer, Rusty Hardin, confirmed a long-term relationship but told the newspaper it was not sexual.

"He flatly denies having had any kind of an inappropriate relationship with her," Hardin said. "He's considered her a close family friend. ... He has never had a sexual relationship with her."

McCready's lawyer, Lee Ofman, said he did not have any comment on the Daily News story.

Clemens was 28 and a married father of two when he first met McCready, the newspaper reported.

The story, which appeared on the newspaper's Web site Sunday night and in editions Monday, quoted several people who asked not to be identified because of the sensitivity of the situation.

The revelation could undermine Clemens' reputation, which is central to the defamation suit the former pitcher has filed against former personal trainer Brian McNamee. McNamee contends Clemens used performance-enhancing substances during his major league career.

"If true, it's just another example of Roger's pervasive prevarications which will be at the core of any defamation case," said McNamee's attorney, Richard Emery, in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

The newspaper said Clemens sent cash to McCready to help her with legal issues and reached out to her when she was in jail last year in Tennessee.

The 32-year-old McCready was sentenced last September for violating probation from a 2004 drug arrest and was released from jail last Dec. 30. The violation occurred in July when McCready was accused of scuffling with her mother and resisting arrest at her mother's home in Fort Myers, Fla. She still must serve two years' probation.

McCready had a No. 1 single in 1996 with "Guys Do It All the Time."

Hardin did not respond immediately to an e-mail from the AP.

Update: Mindy McCready: 'I cannot refute anything in the story'

Chismillionaire suggests The Burner to get the whole foot

The Burner

Posted: Wednesday, April 23, 2008

By Gregory Mottola

From a firearm to a stove range, there are many meanings to the word “burner,” but Alec Bradley has added one more application with The Burner, a very unique butane table lighter. The design is a curious departure from most of today’s streamlined table lighters, as the industrial form seems to allude to both vintage welding and your ninth grade chemistry class (think Bunsen Burner).

One of the most uncommon and useful features of this lighter is that it allows you to adjust the intensity of the flame, which can be very handy seeing how most torch butane lighters burn at only one temperature. Ignition is an easy three step process: Turn the long gas knob until you hear that familiar hiss, click the starter and adjust the flame to your desired height, but be careful. The flame will jump up and out if you let out too much gas, and it instantly reaches temperatures as hot as, according to the maker, 2,450° F.

Once lit, The Burner emits a beautiful, clean blue flame that ranges from the mellow to the furious. The large, one-inch diameter surface area of the mushroom-shaped flame nozzle helps ensure that the entire foot of your cigar is evenly toasted, depending on how patient and ceremonious you are when lighting up.

The Burner's three-and-a-quarter inch diameter footprint won’t occupy too much room on your table top and a full tank can give you anywhere from one to two hours of burning time. The Burner retails for $49.95.

Sweet 1:5 scale A-10 Warthog remote control model


Here's the 1:5 scale A-10 Warthog remote control model in some video action at Top Gun 2008, in Lakeland, FL.—the biggest remote controlled airplane competition in the world. And to match it, a real A-10 appeared in the scene, taking off from a parallel runway. We interviewed Mike Selby, one of the model creators, and got all the technical details

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Christina Ricci "a totally new incarnation"



Ricci is here to promote her latest film, Speed Racer, directed by the Wachowski brothers (of Matrix trilogy fame), a live action adaptation of a 1960s cult Japanese anime cartoon series. Ricci was discovered aged six by a casting agent who happened to see her in a school play in Montclair, New Jersey, and began acting professionally aged seven.

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What laptop does Steve Ballmer use for his presentations?


What laptop does Steve Ballmer use for his presentations? Right...CEO of Microsoft

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Orangutan attempts to hunt fish with spear

Last updated at 23:03pm on 26th April 2008


A male orangutan, clinging precariously to overhanging branches, flails the water with a pole, trying desperately to spear a passing fish.

It is the first time one has been seen using a tool to hunt.

The extraordinary image, a world exclusive, was taken in Borneo on the island of Kaja, where apes are rehabilitated into the wild after being rescued from zoos, private homes or even butchers' shops.

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Ape fishing with spear

Monkeying around: An orangutan clings precariously to overhanging branches in a desperate bid to spear a passing fish

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"Orang hutan" means "forest man" in one of Indonesia's many languages and our long-armed cousins do indeed show a remarkable ability to mimic our behaviour.

This individual had seen locals fishing with spears on the Gohong River.

Although the method required too much skill for him to master, he was later able to improvise by using the pole to catch fish already trapped in the locals' fishing lines.

The image is part of a series taken for a new book, The Thinkers Of The Jungle, which also includes the first photograph of an orangutan swimming.

Thinkers Of The Jungle, by Gerd Schuster, Willie Smits and Jay Ullal, is published by Ullmann Publishing on May 5, RRP £29.99.

To order your copy at the special price of £27 with free p&p, call The Review Bookstore on 0845 606 421.

Apple updates iMac as expected


Yup, another Apple store outage reveals yet another bump in product specs. This time, it's the iMac getting the treatment just as Geeksugar and our own sources predicted -- on a Monday though instead of Apple's customary Tuesday morning approach. So what's new? Well, for starters you're now looking at the latest Core 2 Duo Penryn processors. For the same starting price of $1,199, you now get a 20-inch iMac with 2.4GHz proc, 128MB of ATI Radeon HD 2400 XT graphics, 1GB of memory and a 250GB 7200RPM disk. The top of the line 24-inch model now sports a 3.06GHz processor, 512MB of NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GS graphics, 2GB of memory, and a 320GB 7200rpm disk for $2,199. Rounding out the specs across the lineup are Bluetooth 2.1+EDR, 802.11n WiFi, Gigabit Ethernet, built-in iSight cam, and 5x USB 2.0 (which includes the 2x on tethered keyboard) and 1x Firewire 400 and 1x Firewire 800. Same size, same weight and available now... yes, right now.

Bugatti Greenlights 80 Targa topped Veyrons


Bugatti has released further details on its upcoming targa-top version Veyron supercar, with officials from parent company Volkswagen stating that the car will be limited to only 80 examples, versus the 300 examples of the base car.

The targa-top Bugatti will feature the same 987-horsepower quad turbo W-16 engine and will be stiffened significantly as a result of the car losing its integrated carbon-fiber roof. Targa versions will be meticulously constructed alongside its coupe sibling at Bugatti's Molsheim, France facility.

Due to space constraints, the provided removable composite roof will not have a storage place inside the vehicle, but Bugatti will provide owners with a temporary cloth soft-top for instances of sudden inclement weather.

It's anticipated that the newly developed open top Veyron will suffer slightly in performance compared to the main car, if you can call 210-plus mph top speed suffering when it hits the 10 U.S. Bugatti showrooms sometime in 2009.

Source: Auto Express

M3 V8 sans top

First Drive: 2008 BMW M3 Convertible


By Paul Horrell

Blazing toward 8400 rpm in sixth gear on an autobahn in a BMW M3 is already intense. Doing it in the brand-new Convertible -- roof down with a more direct sonic route from eight open throttles and four fat tailpipes to your ears -- is more intense still. Doing it with the brand-new M DCT double-clutch transmission, the shift lights blinking, just a finger-tap from an instantaneous (and we mean instantaneous) shift to seventh? Well, that's probably all the intensity most of us will ever need.

The new $2700 M DCT transmission doesn't just pack seven gears, it also has a science-lab's worth of electronic know-how and is the first such tranny that can cope with supercar levels of power and torque. Audi might promote DCTs, but its top-line R8 automated manual is still a rather clunky single-clutch mechanism.

BMW guys say their new DCT will even cope with the M5's 500 horses, but won't say whether a business case exists to replace the single-clutch SMG in the current M5 generation.

To make things easier for drivers who owned the previous-gen M3 with SMG, the interface of the DCT is exactly the same. You get a stubby "gearlever" (actually just a giant switch) with R and N on one plane, N in the middle, and +/- to the right. As in competition-car practice, it's forward for down, back for up. There are also steering-wheel paddles, nice firm metal jobs, with - on the left and + on the right.

Finally, a Drivelogic button controls the degree of aggression of the shifts and, in auto mode, the actual shift strategy. It runs from 1 to 5, plus a position 6 for launch control. So you get plenty of choice as to how the thing operates.

In D mode and set at level 1, upshifts are smooth and early. It's far preferable to the nodding-head effect of a conventional single-clutch AMT in this mode. Interestingly, though, it has not been set to creep in traffic -- you need to touch the throttle to get the car to move.

At the other extreme in manual mode and set to level 5, you actually get shift shock, as this harnesses the rotational inertia of the engine as it sheds revs, propelling you forward and helping make a 0-62-mph time of 5.1 seconds. That's 0.2 quicker than the six-speed manual. During downshifts in levels 4 and 5, it blips the throttle explosively and addictively.

Oh, and having seven ratios also marginally helps the DCT's fuel-consumption numbers by about two mpg compared with the manual.

But is this the optimum M3? Trouble is the Convertible weighs 510 pounds more than the Coupe, and so with the same transmission gives away a half second in the 0-to-62 sprint. Sure you get an enhanced feeling of speed with the roof down, but then there are body-rigidity issues. Handling is still fabulous, but feel through the steering is lost.

Sure you can drive with the roof up, in which case refinement and rigidity pretty much rise to coupe levels, but you're still carrying the extra mass and so you are dulling that most precious M3 asset, the blinding punch.

For the ultimate driver's 3 Series, go for an M3 Coupe or sedan with DCT, we say.

Interesting tidbit on Nissan GTR

Widely speculated to be underrated at 480hp, Nissan engineer clears up mistaken assumption on drivetrain losses.

Nissan engineers insist the GT-R really does only have 480 hp.
Motohiro Matsumura, president of Nissan Technical Center North America, Inc. in Farmington Hills, Michigan, says our dyno test story, which revealed the GT-R develops 430 hp at the wheels, is basically right. But he insists our estimate of a minimum 15-percent friction losses -- which suggests the GT-R is making 507 hp -- is wrong. Matsumura-san says ultra-low friction bearings in the wheel hubs and transmission, plus the careful alignment of the all-wheel-drive system's propshafts, mean friction losses are reduced to an unprecedented 10 percent or so. We're going to get a GT-R back and conduct some coast-down tests to see if he's right.

2009 Porsche 911 Updates

Models Available

• 911 Carrera Coupé / Cabriolet
• 911 Carrera S Coupé / Cabriolet
• 911 Carrera 4 Coupé / Cabriolet
• 911 Carrera 4S Coupé / Cabriolet
• 911 Targa 4
• 911 Targa 4S

• New engine generation with direct fuel injection (DFI):
- 3.6-l boxer engine with 345 hp (+20 hp), 390 Nm (+20 Nm)
- 3.8-l boxer engine with 385 hp (+30 hp), 420 Nm (+20 Nm)
Increased performance with significant reduction in fuel consumption and
CO2 emissions; all engines comply with stringent EU5 regulations (see Appendix 2)

• Optimised manual gearbox, upshift indicator in instrument cluster for economical
driving (standard for manual gearbox)
• Self-adjusting clutch now also on 3.6-l models
• Drive-off assist (standard for manual gearbox and PDK)
• Porsche Traction Management (PTM, standard for C4 / Targa 4 models)
• Mechanical limited-slip rear differential (standard for C4 / Targa 4 models)
• Enhanced Porsche Stability Management (PSM) now also with additional functions
for C2 models

• New braking system for 3.6-l models: closed-top calipers, brake disc diameters:
330 mm front (+12 mm), 330 mm rear (+31 mm), thicker brake discs at rear
(+4 mm)
• Standard wheels with new design: 18-inch Carrera IV wheel, 19-inch Carrera S II
wheel
• Larger wheel width and offset at rear for 18-inch Carrera IV wheels on C2 models
(10.5J x 18 ET 60)

• Bi-Xenon headlights with cleaning system now also standard on 3.6-l models
• LED daytime running lights and side lights, conventional foglights discontinued
• LED taillights with new design

• New Porsche Communication Management (PCM):
Central multimedia system including:
- 6.5-inch TFT colour display (touchscreen)
- Radio with RDS twin tuner and scan/phase diversity for optimum reception
- CD/DVD drive, MP3-compatible, supports audio output from audio/video DVDs
• Restyled front bumper with larger air intakes
• Restyled and separate auxiliary front light units above air intakes
• New rear bumper
• New, semi-integrated stainless steel tailpipes
• Larger exterior mirrors with new design
• Additional differentiation on all-wheel drive models: rear light-strip (coloured in red), black trim at base of rear bumper, titanium paint finish on front air intake surrounds and horizontal grilles
• Optimised hood system on Cabriolet models

• New colour range:
- Porsche Racing Green Metallic (metallic colour) replaces Forest Green Metallic
- Aqua Blue Metallic (metallic colour) replaces Cobalt Blue Metallic
- Nordic Gold Metallic (special colour) replaces Dark Olive Metallic
- Cream White (special colour) replaces Slate Grey Metallic
• Front centre console with new styling, black paint finish, modified air-conditioning
controls, fewer switches
• All standard steering wheels with rim in smooth-finish leather, machine-sewn seam
and airbag module with soft-touch paint finish
• New controls for hood/roof (Cabriolet, Targa / worldwide) and window lifts (NAFTA markets
only)

• Uprated vehicle key
• 7-speed Porsche Doppelkupplung (PDK) (250) incl. new 3-spoke sports steering
wheel for PDK and new, specially designed gear selector
• Sport Chrono Package Plus in conj. w. PDK: new functions - launch control, racetrack
gearshift strategy and additional ‘Sport Plus’ button (640)
• Mechanical limited-slip rear differential (only for C2 models, standard for C4 /
Targa 4 models) (220)
• PASM sports suspension (incl. 20 mm lowering) and mechanical limited-slip rear differential, also offered for USA (P17) (only for Coupé models, limited-slip differential for allwheel drive models as standard)

• Uprated Tyre Pressure Monitoring (TPM) with faster tyre pressure display (482)
• Dynamic cornering lights (603)
• Seat ventilation for standard and comfort seats (541)
• Steering wheel heating, only in conj. w. seat heating and PDK (345)
- Navigation module with hard-disc drive (672)
- Voice control with whole-word input (671)
- GSM quad-band telephone module (Bluetooth® SAP) (666)
- Cordless active handset for telephone module (669)
- Mobile-phone preparation with console (Bluetooth® HFP) (618)
- Mobile-phone preparation (Bluetooth® HFP) (619)
- Integrated CD/DVD autochanger (6-disc), MP3-compatible (693)
- Universal audio interface for connecting external audio devices, e.g., Apple iPod® or USB stick in centre console storage compartment (AUX, USB and iPod® ports).
iPod® and USB stick operated via PCM (870)
- BOSE® Surround Sound System, 385 Watts, supports 5.1 discrete surround sound
format (680
- TV tuner (analogue & digital reception DVB-T) (676)
• New multifunction steering wheels for PDK in smooth-finish leather (844), macassar
(847), carbon (845) and Aluminium Look (XPU)
• Airbag module in smooth-finish leather as additional feature in optional leather
interior
• Sycamore wood options discontinued
• Optional external antenna relocated to front right-hand wing on all models (461)

• PCNA: XM satellite radio (SDARS) (686)
• PJ: Extended factory-fitted sat-nav preparation (Japan) plus Clarion aftermarket
navigation system from VPC (standard)
• PGCN: Factory-fitted sat-nav preparation (China) plus Panasonic aftermarket
navigation system in PCM from Porsche dealer (optional, from week 45/08 )