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Jessica Gomes

Where You've Seen Her: Jessica has been in Sports Illustrated, and probably other places, I guess. I don't know, I saw the SI pictures and then just googled her to find more pictures.

Pointless Quote: "I'm an unforgivable woman"

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Krystal Forscutt

Age: 22

Where you've seen her: Krystal Forscutt is an Australian model who has appeared in the down under version of Big Brother, but you probably know her best as the cover girl on EA's Need For Speed: ProStreet. Because you play video games instead of going on dates with girls.

Pointless quote: "I think it's better for the general public that I don't drive. Everyone out on the roads get a lot safer. As for gaming, I'm probably not all that coordinated either. My sister and brother are mad gamers, and my flat mate and a few of my friends, and they're like 'it's so funny, so ironic - you can't drive and you can't play games, and you're a character in this videogame!' (Laughs). I'll definitely be playing this game though!"

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Aylar Lie

Where You've Seen Her: If you looked at this picture of Aylar Lie and said "she looks familiar," then mostly likely it means the last time you saw her you were touching your penis, because formerly a porn star.

Hilarious Trivia!: She's banned from Iran because of her porn past. And by banned, they mean "we'll kill you if you come back." Iran, you are simply incorrigible!

Poignant Quote: "Uh, yeah, yeah, do it, yeah, feels so good, yeah." (I might have screwed up that quote, I wasn't paying that close of attention.

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MILF Monday: Jennifer Connelly

Age: 37

Where you've seen her: Who are we kidding. You don't know Jennifer Connelly from "Labrynth" or "Career Opportunities" or "A Beautiful Mind" or the new "The Day The Earth Stood Still." You will always only know her from the 'ass to ass' scene at the end of "Requiem for a Dream." And that's OK.

MILF Status: She's fired out two babies. One in 1997 and one in 2003.

Pointless quote: "I've chosen not to live in Hollywood, and instead I live in Brooklyn, New York. It's how I like to live. I'd rather hang out with my kids and family when I'm not working. Going to premieres is not my idea of a fun night out."

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Suma Guha

Where You've Seen Her: Suma is a model from India. So, you probably haven't seen her anywhere, unless you live in India. In which case, according to google analytics, you're one of the eleven people from India who reads this site. Thanks.

Pointless Quote: "No one knows who the f*&k I am." (I'm not sure if she's actually said that, but maybe she walked into a party once and didn't know anyone, and said it.)

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Vikki Blows

Age: 20

Where you've seen her: Vikki Blows is one of those English lasses who appears in one of their many popular newspapers that show boobs. (In this economy, I'm guessing the New York Times soon will start asking Maureen Dowd to go topless for her column photo.)

Pointless quote: Why don't we let the profile form Vikki's Myspace page take this one:

"Vikki Blows IS my real name
I get my tittys out 4 a living, its alright
i do this as i am too lazy to get a proper job ;-)
I have 8 piercings and 6 tattoos, i do plan on getting more
I can never park my car
Im obsessive, compulsive and i hate germs
I wash my hands way too much
I like drinking tea
Cunt is a good word, one of my favs in fact
I nearly always forget to wear socks
I hate my website, its being changed
Air drums are sooo much better than air guitar
I dont Drink or do Drugs, I have the odd cigarette now and then tho
Im a bit of a dickhead sometimes
I have the worst fear of Vomit, and im scared of the dark
I spend most of my time doing Nothing , im not complaining
im very shy
i wish i could dress up like a pin up girl everyday
i am taking back control, kos im sick of the lies
Contrary to my myspace page, I hate talking about myself
Im nothing like you think i am."

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Eliza Dushku

Where you've seen her: Eliza's been in Tru Calling and the upcoming film "Nobel Son." She was also the little girl in True Lies, which, if you watch it now makes you feel creepy.

Pointless Quote: "I am probably the sweetest, most sensitive person you will ever meet!"

Milene Domingues

Age: 29

Where you've seen her: Milene Domingues is the ex-wife of Brazilian football (soccer, to us Yanks) star and horse-toothed mush mouth Ronaldo. She also plays a little footy herself for a team I can't pronounce.

Tantalizing tidbit: She holds the record for juggling a soccer ball, by keeping it off the ground for 55, 198 touches.

Pointless quote: "Every break I had, I practised ball-juggling. One day the owner of the agency saw me and said, 'Show me what you can do.'"