Amy Fisher
once “had a sex tape stolen from her house” (that she courageously also promoted and received profits for), so seeing her nude isn’t exactly a new thing. In spite of that trauma, Fisher is going to get naked once more at a Long Island club with “part of the profits” going to Haiti. You’re the real hero, Amy Fisher.
While some philanthropists are stripping their wallets
to donate for victims of the Haiti earthquake, Amy Fisher is just stripping.
The media-savvy Long Island Lolita — who’s getting naked at Scene Restaurant & Lounge in Commack, LI, today, tomorrow and Saturday — promises to donate a portion of her earnings toward the relief effort.
Fisher, a mother of three, launched her own porn site last year and embarked on a tour as a stripper for hire across the country. Thankfully, she’s not taking her act to Port-au-Prince.
Someone tell
George Clooney to cancel his telethon and everyone needs to stop texting “Haiti” to 90999 because we have finally figured out a way to get all the money Haiti can possibly need. Obviously, nothing could get more funds raised for Haiti than seeing a mother of three children who already has an easily accessible porn site and who’s been nude across the country over the last year. At this point, she’d be more likely to raise money by pretending to shoot tourists in the face while they get their photo taken than she would be stripping. I’d rather look into a mirror and see my face looking like Mary Jo Buttafuoco’s after her last encounter with Amy Fisher than I would want to see Fisher’s aging body and c-section scars.
But yeah, whatever money falls out of her cooter is going to Haiti, so that’s something. Totally not a transparent stunt to appear relevant (or as relevant as a girl whose claim to fame is being underage and boning a fat Guido and who’s now stripping on Long Island can possibly be). Please accept my sarcastic clap as a token of gratitude.
by Chris Spags
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