Sh*t My Dad Says may be the best thing to come from Twitter

twitter.com — I'm 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down ***** that he says.

"You need to flush the toilet more than once...No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet."4:07 PM Aug 23rd from web

"Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing."

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