Marijuana Porn: 12 strains of medical pot and how they heal

Colorado Springs-based Cannabis Therapeutics, the state's largest medical marijuana dispensary, has lots of meds to suit your fancy -- at least 35 varieties. To help patients pick their potent poison, here's a primer on some of the operation's top selections. Take three tokes and call us in the morning. Photos courtesy of Cannabis Therapeutics, unless noted.

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For back and head pain, you could do worse than light up some Purple Urkle. This sweet, sweet sativa-rich strain will soothe your cerebellum faster than you can say its name three times fast.

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True to its name, Skunk is one muscle-relaxing indica variety you can smell a mile away – and what a happy odor it is.

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Blat! Blat! Blat! That’s what it will feel like when you put a cannon filled with award-winning, 20-percent-THC AK-47 in your mouth and pull the trigger.

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This AK-47 and Cherry Bomb cross-breed offers strong relief with a smooth cherry flavor – just like Robitussin!

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Poor little Quirkle. A crossbreed born from old favorites Purple Urkle and Space Queen, it got saddled with one of the strangest pot names around – and that’s saying a lot. Luckily it makes up for its moniker with a long-lasting, full-body high.

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Hand selected by Dr. Greenthumb, a legendary Canadian seed cultivator, Millennium offers the perfect balance of indica and sativa with a slight hint of sandalwood. The perfect way to medicate like it’s 1999.

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A West Coast favorite, Banana promises a moderate high, significant pain relief and the taste of dried bananas. A bit of this strange fruit will bring out the funky monkey in anybody.

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This Mexican True Blue smells and tastes like good old fashioned green bud – just like the stuff grandma used to toke.

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Afghani, one of the original ancient marijuana strains imported from Afghanistan and cultivated in Holland, promises a 100-percent pure indica high. Turns out 1200 BCE is a good vintage.

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With a lemon-lime spicy flavor and a sativa-rich euphoric high, Trainwreck is one trip you won’t want to miss. Choo choo!

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Strawberry Cough features a creamy berry flavor topped off with a hint of kiwi. Think of it as a milkshake you can smoke.

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The one, the only Chocolate Chunk is renowned for its pure indica make-up, bittersweet chocolate flavor and overwhelming high. If only all medicine could be like this.