the american idol top 36 are...

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138 contestants made it to the second round on Season 8 of American Idol and this week they begin the series of cuts to widdle that number down to the top 36. But why wait for all that widdling when you can know the top 36 right now, because AI nemesis VoteForTheWorst has what they say is the final list right here.

Among the nonsurprises are that sightless bastard Scott MacIntyre (who has recorded 6 full length CDs and has a masters degree in music from the Royal College of Music) super hot piece-of-ass Casey Carlson (who can be seen on her homepage here and in my erotic fantasies here), Joanna Pacitti (who was signed to A&M records in 2000 and released an album with Geffen records in 2006), Brent Keith (who finished in 6th place on "Nashville Star" in 2004) and Kristen McNamara (who finished in 6th place on "Nashville Star" in 2006).

The ratings for this season have gone quite well, maybe because of the new changes and features. I think another good feature would be tips on how I can get my penis inside of Casey Carlsons vagina. Because I think that would be terrific. On another note, if MacIntyre does win, I think a good New York Post-style headline would be "American Eye-Dull".