The Legend of Zelda is gay

For the record, the guy to the left should have been cast in the role of Link. Even he could have added more masculinity than was on display in that train wreck.

How old is Link supposed to be? I suppose you could have gotten away with some of the hokey impish-ness had you actually gone out and recruited a young lad for the role, but he looks to be at least 30 and the effect is that of a creepy pedophile. Why does a guy with a chiseled chin and five o'clock shadow need his dad telling him "not to touch anything"? Was he afraid they'd run into some little boys on the trip to town?

Utter crap. Since when did Link have to do battle against the Evil Dr. Teeth? Is that supposed to be Gannon?



At least you could blame the sexual ambiguousness of the game graphics on the Japanese programmers, as we all know they have weird taste in animation (see: Hentai), but this is an American production!

BAH! WORST MOVIE EVER. You read it here.

(BTW, if you are intrigued by that trailer at all, you'd probably also be interested in learning more about our friend on the left there. Good luck for you, he has his own website here.)

(UPDATE: It seems, from reading here, that the trailer might have been an elaborate April Fools Day Joke. In that case, a heart round of applause is due to its creators. BRAVO!)