Britney Spears Lives A Crazy Life

I mean come on, this is ridiculous, I wonder why this girl is nutz!! She can't even get a fuc%#'n coffee

This is the chaos that ensues when Britney Spears goes for coffee. Seriously, check out the video below. She's got some crazy hooker in a pink Britney wig, Fox News, and a new bodyguard who is channeling R. Lee Ermey surrounding her. The guy is BELLOWING at these dumbass lemming paps to make a circle. It's a circus. I know you shouldn't be a prisoner in your own house, but consider the circumstances and her track record in the past two years, maybe she should order in. I bet you a million dollars that Starbuck's would deliver to her or she could send an assistant to fetch. Send the dog. I bet her Dad would go. Anyway, this frapp attack occurred after Britney's third visit in five days with her kids yesterday morning. Things are seriously looking up. A car dropped Sean Preston and Jayden James off at the mansion around 9 AM and then picked them up near noon. But, as you can see, she still needs the rush of causing a commotion. But there has been some improvement thanks to her captor...I mean Dad. Now if she can just get that hair and clothing in check.