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Senator Suspects Beijing Bugs

The Score
Reports indicate that the Chinese government is planning to spy on its Olympic guests
Beijing Swimming Center: Photo by angus_mac_123 (CC Licensed)

How do you say "Big Brother" in Chinese? Visitors to the Beijing Olympics need to be careful what they email (and what websites they peruse) according to Senator Sam Brownback, the senior Republican from Kansas. Based on hotel documents, Brownback alleges that the Chinese government has spent millions of dollars installing spy software in major hotel chains to monitor its guests' email and web surfing.

"The Chinese government has put in place a system to spy on and gather information about every guest at hotels where Olympic visitors are staying," said Brownback.

With blogging now allowed by the International Olympic Committee, the Chinese may have plenty to monitor.

It's just the latest example of the Chinese government keeping a close eye on the Olympics. Tickets to the opening ceremony are embedded with RFID tags that hold personal information intended to verify the identity of spectator, minimize scalping and keep away protestors.

Bees can help catch serial killers

Geographic profiling techniques can be used to hunt for psychopaths or for bees
Bee and Flower: Photo by aussiegall (CC Licensed)

Bumblebees are being used to help capture serial killers -- and not by being trained to find and sting the culprits. Researchers have found that by analyzing a bee's geographic pattern as it goes around poking into flowers, they can deduce where the bee lives.

In an effort to refine the geographic profiling technique used to capture serial killers, scientists from Queen Mary's School of Biological and Chemical Sciences in London tested the technique on bumblebees. Using computer model simulations to study the foraging habits of bees allowed researchers to distinguish between different types of foraging behavior.

The experiments highlight the two aspects on which geographic profiling relies: the fact that serial crimes happen near the killer's home; and that the home is surrounded by a buffer zone, an area close to home where a crime has a low probability of being committed.

During the experiments, researchers observed that bees did not visit flowers near the hive, creating a similar buffer zone. Most likely, the bees' buffer zone is used to keep predators and parasites from easily locating the hive. Predators don't use computer models, though, and we do: by studying the distribution of the flowers the bees visited beyond the buffer zone, and using geographic profiling techniques akin to the ones used to track killers, researchers were able to find the entrance to the hive.

Say hello to Ovi

Nokia's new media syncing tool shows promise
Ovi: Photo by Nokia

Ready for a rat's nest de-tangler? Nokia's Ovi.com service, set to debut in a few months, intends to reach into the myriad of digital files on your computer, sync them to an online portal, and make them available on your Nokia phone -– any time, from anywhere.

What I like about the concept is the simplicity: the Nokia N95 smartphone I'm testing and my Lenovo laptop live on separate islands, but Ovi.com will allow me to automatically sync files and access them from my phone. The alternative, which is a bit nightmarish, is to sync manually every time I connect my phone over Bluetooth or USB. And, for the past several years, that's exactly what cell phone makers have expected me to do. It's rife with problems: Bluetooth requires a passcode, USB cables from various phones are incompatible with each other, and I'm constantly running out of phone memory space.

The service will work with music files, documents, and photos. The music sync option is compelling: it means any MP3 track I rip to my computer will be accessible from my phone. Of course, that's true now for photos if I use Flickr or one of a multitude of photo-hosting services. For documents, Ovi supports Microsoft Word file, PDF, and text files -– anything a Nokia phone can open.

There are two major caveats. One is that the service only works with Nokia phones, so if you use a BlackBerry, the Apple iPhone, or a Windows Mobile device, you are out of luck. Second, while the syncing apparently works without a lot of fuss, you do need to sync files to your phone to play them. So, while you have eternal access to all of your media and documents, you still need to connect up over a fast cellular or Wi-Fi connection (which the N95 supports) to use the media.

Still, I'm all for a service that at least tries to solve the digital crisis in my life -– the mess of files I have spread over several hard disks and a server in my home. From here, Ovi looks promising and innovative.

GM posts monster loss!

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- General Motors reported a huge second-quarter net loss Friday of $15.5 billion after restructuring and other charges.

The automaker lost $27.33 per share in the quarter, compared to a profit of $784 million, or $1.37 per share, a year ago.

Even factoring out those charges, GM posted a stunning $6.3 billion loss on operations. That works out to $11.21 per share, far above the $2.62-a-share loss projected by Thomson Reuters.

Last year, the company earned $1.3 billion on that basis, or $2.29 per share, as it attempted to turn around years of losses.

GM (GM, Fortune 500) stock fell 7.5% in pre-market trading.

The automaker posted revenue of $37.7 billion from auto operations, down from $45.8 billion a year ago.

Analysts polled by Thomson Reuters were expecting revenue of $44.6 billion.

The lost revenue was likely due to a significant decline in vehicle sales. GM sold nearly 5% fewer vehicles this quarter than it did over the same time last year.

U.S. sales took the biggest hit, falling 21%, although foreign sales rose 7%.

In a press release, GM said its results were impacted by $9.1 billion of predominantly non-cash special items.

It named strikes, labor cutbacks, and actions to reduce vehicle output as main reasons for the loss.

"As our recent product, capacity and liquidity actions clearly demonstrate, we are reacting rapidly to the challenges facing the U.S. economy and auto market, and we continue to take the aggressive steps necessary to transform our U.S. operations," GM Chief Executive Rick Wagoner said in a statement.

"We have the right plan for GM, driven by great products, building strong brands, fuel-economy technology leadership and taking full advantage of global growth opportunities," he added.

GM has now lost money in four of the last five quarters.

The auto industry as a whole has struggled recently as high gas prices and a weak economy have kept customers at home.

Last week, Ford Motor Co. (F, Fortune 500) reported the largest quarterly loss in its 105-year history. On Thursday, Standard & Poor's Ratings Services cut its ratings for all three domestic automakers further into junk status.

GM is attempting to get back on its feet after striking key wage and healthcare deals with its labor force last fall.

But critics have said the recent steps GM has taken to right itself - which included cutting 6,100 jobs and reducing its vehicle output by 117,000 - are not bold enough. What the company really needs to do, they say, is eliminate dealerships, vehicle lines and even whole brands.

GM, long the world's largest automaker, was outsold by Toyota in the first six months of this year, and experts say the Japanese automaker could overtake GM in worldwide sales for all of 2008

Lexus ISF vs. the Germans

The face-off between ultra-capable small sports sedans from Mercedes-Benz and BMW is nothing new. As you likely know, the original M3 and the Cosworth-powered 190E 2.3-16V started one of the most heated rivalries in auto-racing history, each company countering the other with more power, more speed, and bigger, wilder spoilers. When the 190E became the C-class, AMG took over where the Cosworth car left off and both manufacturers stepped up to six-cylinder engines. For 2008, the fight gets a few more firsts. The BMW has its first V-8 and the Mercedes, well, it promises to be more than a straight-line muscle car for the first time since AMG started tweaking the C.

Neither of those things is as headline-worthy as this: Finally, Japan has an honest-to-goodness answer to Germany's legends. The IS-F has been a glint in Lexus' engineers' eyes ever since the company commissioned Rod Millen to squeeze an LS430's V-8 into the first-generation IS for the 2003 SEMA show. And now here it is, complete with a punchlist of Lexus-like one-upsmanship. With 416 hp, it tops the M3 by a deliberate two horses. With an eight-speed transmission, it out-gears the Mercedes by one. Then there are the massive stacked exhaust outlets, but they speak for themselves. (They ask, "Why?") Still, we're skeptical. Can Lexus really crank a jar of wasabi out of the vanilla factory?

To answer that question we've rounded up a BMW M3 sedan, a Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG, and the new Lexus IS-F for an afternoon of hot laps at Autobahn Country Club's south track in Joliet, Illinois. To mix it up a bit, we've brought along a special guest — Andy Miodynski, one of the top salesmen from McGrath Lexus, the brand's biggest dealership in the Chicago area. Andy isn't your average Lexus salesman; he's a true car enthusiast. He has track hours on his IS-F, and his Fox-body Ford Mustang lifts its front tires waist-high before launching down the quarter-mile. Just ask to see his cell phone pics. His role here is specific — if he can't walk away praising the IS-F after driving the other two cars, how can we?

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At First Glance

For how evil this trio looks, each also has a visual shortcoming or two. The M3 has too many extraneous vents on its fenders and hood, while the IS-F just has too much hood in general. Also, the stacked exhaust outlets aren't actually connected to the exhaust system. We hoped this was a pre-production issue, but we reached under one right on the dealership floor to confirm the oddity. The most common complaint about the C63 around the office was that it simply has too much going on at the front end, even if the twin veins traversing the hood are a cool homage to the 300SL Gullwing.

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Inside, all three practice more subtlety. Changes across the group are limited to new gauge clusters, higher-quality trim, and more supportive seats. The Lexus takes the prize for coolest cabin material with its "aluminized composite accents;" a set of shiny silver carbon-fiber panels on the console and dash. Its special sport seats are comfortable but turn spongy under heavy lateral loads. The M3's seats, on the other hand, are plenty firm but could use deeper bolsters. Other than some more intricate stitching patterns, they don't offer much more — especially in thigh and side support — than the sport seats offered in pedestrian 3-series models. The M3's thick leather steering wheel is the best of the group, though, and it's held together with tri-color M thread. The strength of the C63's cabin has to be its seats, because nothing else is upgraded from the C350. Luckily, the seats are very good. The leather is extra soft and the bolsters might be cut deeper than any other production car out there. Not only that, there's an adjustment to squeeze the sides in or out depending on how many cheeseburgers you've eaten that week.

Outside the Circuit

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Before we even pile into the three cars to head for the track, our Lexus boy has his opinion of the M3. "That engine's too peaky. It isn't even fun." We can see where he comes from, but the M3 is like a seven-layer dip and he's writing it off as a bowl of refried beans. BMW has offered up a complex, multi-faceted approach to the sports sedan, but yes, it is a bit underwhelming in normal driving conditions. The engine lacks power under 4000 rpm, and there's just too much refinement dialed into the chassis, especially with our electronic damping control-equipped model. Set it to the softest setting, turn off the "power" button (which doesn't actually alter power levels as it does in the M5, but instead dials back throttle response), and short shift the transmission, and you may as well be driving a 328i with a silly bulge in the hood. The everyday experience is a far cry from the homologation specials of the past, but the tame manners should appeal to more mainstream buyers. And yet, with every on-ramp stomp of the throttle, it's obvious that the M3 is crying for a racetrack. There, it's a whole different car.

If the M3 feels relaxed on the road, the IS-F feels removed from it. A second air intake opens up with a wail at just over 3000 rpm, but those sorts of engine speeds don't come readily. The combination of impressive low-end torque and an eight-speed transmission keep the engine turning modestly, and there's hardly ever space on our way to the track to really work the higher range of the tach. Otherwise, acceleration, braking, and steering inputs are smooth and linear, as if the car is merely a shrunken-down LS460. Our only complaint is the way its suspension rebounds in quick, elastic jolts rather than the smoother, fluid recovery exhibited by both Germans.

Mercedes-Benz has put together the most entertaining road car of the bunch, and by a huge margin. It feels as if the AMG engineers took the innocent little C-class and gave it the soul of a NASCAR racer. All 443 lb-ft of torque produced by the 6.2-liter V-8 goes right to the ground in a mess of tire smoke, exhaust noise, and uncontrollable, maniacal laughter. The quick steering and lively suspension of the C63 are also the most enjoyable on normal roads and the 7-speed "Speedshift" automatic blips the throttle for downshifts. Pulling into Autobahn Country Club, it's our early favorite and even Andy likes it: "The power is really impressive and it sounds so mean. But the M3 still doesn't impress me. It is just a normal 3-series under 5000 rpm."

Track Time

The noise each car makes as it leaves pit lane is a good early indicator of its track behavior. The M3 lets loose with a mechanical harmony that grows sharper and sharper, just as the car itself gets better with more speed. Piloting the IS-F, the monotone whoosh of intake noise is predominant, hinting at the car's smooth but less communicative character. Then there's the C63, an exhaust-note hero. The burbles and barks of four massive tailpipes foretell the car's raucous power and unruly manners. Let's start with that one while it still has tires left.

We fell in love with the CLK63 AMG Black Series last summer, and it is no coincidence that the C63 feels similar to that car. In search of the same handling characteristics, the AMG crew pushed the C63's hand-built V-8 rearward by two inches and down just a touch from where the stock V-6 would sit. The front track is 35-mm wider and the three-link front suspension borrows geometry from the Black Series. The result is crisp, direct turn-in feel that pays dividends when the rear steps out (and it will). Precise corrections are easy because the steering wheel has the ability to calculate exactly at which angle the front tires are pointing. But that quality is almost a necessity considering the way this car acts out on a track. Leave stability control on and it'll cut in at nearly every corner exit. Turn it off, and the C63 is a lesson in finesse. Braking must all be done early and in a straight line in order for the car to turn in tidily. The AMG doesn't respond well to late lifts or trail braking. On the exit, you need to ease gradually back onto the throttle or be prepared to catch the rear tires before the outer one slips off the curbing.

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While the C63 demands concentration on the track, turning fast lap times is a challenge. Clean laps in it require more concentration and more effort than in the other two cars, and that can be exhausting for both the car and driver. Before our day is over, the Merc's differential burps from exhaustion and the resulting cloud of diff oil smoke gets us black-flagged.

What never flagged was the C63's 7-speed manumatic. In manual mode, the Lexus 8-speed box is slightly quicker and smoother, but the AMG-tuned unit performs better when it's thinking for itself. Left in auto mode, it foresees downshifts, self-blips the throttle, and always seems to find the right gear.

But who would settle for seven forward cogs when one could have eight? Lexus originally developed its 8-speed automatic to fight a different crowd of Germans — the Audi A8, the BMW 7-series, and the Mercedes-Benz S-class. In the LS460, it provides quick, smooth acceleration and best-in-class fuel economy. Expecting that same gearbox to fight in this crowd was an enormous gamble, but a lot of changes were made to make it a safe one. In gears 2-8, the torque converter is locked up and taken out of the equation for greater efficiency in power delivery. A high-flow solenoid works with IS-F–specific shift programming to change gears in just 0.1 seconds, only five hundredths of a second slower than a Formula 1 transmission. When controlled via two steering wheel-mounted paddles, it's the most impressive automatic we've ever driven. Shifts feel as urgent and seamless as in any dual-clutch gearbox we've used, so they don't upset the chassis and hardly disturb power delivery. However, Lexus's programming isn't as clairvoyant as AMG's. In full automatic mode, it holds a higher gear through corners and doesn't downshift without heavy throttle inputs. Normal "drive" is best left out on the street.

In full manual mode, the IS-F's transmission won't upshift automatically at redline as in many cars, including the Mercedes. While we respect Lexus for that decision, it's problematic for first-time drivers of the car. With a helmet on, the 5.0-liter V-8's overwhelming intake noise never changes its tone, so there's no audible warning to shift, other than a short beep that chimes in too late. A hard rev limiter cuts in abruptly as if to signify an epic fail. Luckily, most of the IS-F's power lives lower in the range, so shifting early as a preventative measure doesn't hurt lap times.

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Going into a corner in the IS-F also requires a complete brain reflash after spending time in the C63. Rather than being prone to massive oversteer, the Lexus' front tires give way first and the car pushes wide. Part of this, Andy confirms for us, is because of our car's Bridgestone Potenzas. Lexus chose to offer two stock tire choices, our Bridgestones and a set of Michelin Pilot Sport 2s, with the latter being the stickier option. Getting those tires is all just luck of the draw, but we're told some of the car's more discerning buyers have demanded to have their tires swapped out for the better PS2s.

Though the car does understeer, the chassis can be manipulated by throttle and brake inputs to move toward neutrality and even beyond it to power oversteer. It just doesn't do so as naturally as the other two cars. Come into the corner hot, using trail braking to load up the front suspension and make the tires bite in. That will lighten the rear, which lets the car rotate slightly. Then get back on the throttle early, letting a wave of torque push the rear back out at the exit. The IS-F never tries to snap around, but provides a smooth and predictable drift that's held by a steering system that weights up progressively but lacks feel compared to the Mercedes and BMW.

The IS-F and the C63 perform like polar opposites of each other at Autobahn, but the M3 on the circuit is the opposite of itself on the street. There's evidence of this duality throughout the car and we see it as BMW's attempt to draw in new customers without alienating the car's fan base. It's the reasoning behind developing the optional three-mode electronic dampers, adding a button to sharpen steering and throttle responses, and developing an engine that's tame at low revs and a monster up around its 8300-rpm redline. The same logic seems to be at work behind BMW's new M-DCT dual-clutch transmission, which we unfortunately couldn't arrange for this test in sedan form. Instead, our M3 packs the lone six-speed manual offered among this bunch.

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Out where speed limits and traffic aren't factors, the high-revving 4.0-liter V-8 comes alive, spinning to 8300 rpm — 1500 rpm faster than the other two cars. The power from 5000 rpm on up is thrilling and relentless, and the engine sounds like it was boosted right from a Sauber F1 car. A 12.5:1 steering ratio provides quick and direct turn-in that's complemented by a chassis that, when pushed hard, is just as sharp. However, the M3 is the least predictable at its limit. A few degrees of oversteer turns to 180-degree spin without warning.

As different as the characters of these three cars are, they share some commonalities beyond the fact that they're all stupid fast. Like the brakes, which all smoke and get hard to find through the day but never disappear. They all exhibit similar feel and similar power, and they also all share a front rotor diameter of 14.2 inches. Rear brakes range from 13.0 inches on the Mercedes to 13.8 inches on the BMW. The latter seems to have marginally more stopping power left at the end of the day, despite single-piston front and rear calipers (the IS-F uses 6 and 2, and the C63 uses 6 and 4, respectively.) But all are thoroughly impressive.

At the end of the day our quickest lap times are close, but in the order we expect. The M3 turned the best time, at 1:41.8. The C63's top time was 0.8 seconds slower at 1:42.6, with the IS-F running an even one second slower still. With better tires, the Lexus may have jumped a rung in the rankings. Even as they stand here, the close times make it hard to argue objectively for any of the three cars.

Afterthoughts

So don't be disappointed if we don't place the cars in a neat little order, with one losing, one winning, and one just sitting in the middle somewhere. As the track times attest, it isn't that easy, especially with a Lexus salesman offering me a hot lease rate if I pick his IS-F. Here's his argument:

"I'll admit that all three of the cars are amazing in their own way. The C63 is for the street, but isn't set up for the track. The M3 is awesome for the track, but boring on the street. The IS-F is a nice balance of the two vehicles and types of driving. It really can hang with the best of them on the street and holds its own on the track."

group1.jpg Gee, what a shocker. The Lexus guy likes the Lexus best. What's next? Popes in funny hats? At least he didn't tell us that the IS-F could fly to the moon and back while fondling our manhood and returning 200 mpg — Andy is too honest, if still slightly biased. The best choice, however, does depend on what you're looking to get out of your $60,000 super sedan.

The BMW M3 is for the enthusiast who appreciates heritage and race-bred engineering. It has the most direct controls, the sharpest chassis, and the most high-strung engine. It's for the guy who's out to set lap records and has the time, money, and skill to do so. It's also for the track star who wants a complete escape from the intensity back on public streets, or simply gets enough track time that public roads aren't worth exploiting. But thanks to its split personality, it's also for the guy who wants to pretend to be that guy. And with stability control and its impressive drivability, the wannabe's lap times probably won't be terribly far behind.

The Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG is the entertainer of the group and, as such, it isn't for people who take life too seriously. The car's lap times will always fall a second or two behind the BMW's, but the extra time on the stopwatch will be worth it. For the other 340 days a year when you're not at a track, it's the most comfortable and the most fun to drive, not to mention it that it looks and sounds like it means business. And with one of the silkiest V-8s on the market, it truly does. The C63 is the car this writer would buy if he had the means.

That leaves the newcomer from Lexus, which, fittingly, is the best choice for track-day newcomers or casual enthusiasts. The car is an amazing first effort that needs better tires and better chassis control. It isn't as frenetic on-track as the M3 but it isn't as subdued on public roads. At the same time, it doesn't appeal to our inner child in either setting like the C63 does. It'll win most stoplight drag races and it'll turn respectable track times, but it's tuned for safety and won't bite. It sounds cool, looks flashy, and has a fantastic Mark Levinson sound system. Do those things top your requirements? The IS-F is for you. Andy's accepting orders now.

Volkswagen Jetta TDI cup

Liam Kenney

When Liam Kenney was five years old, his dad took him to the Long Beach Grand Prix partly in an effort to see the Champ Car star Paul Tracy, who young Liam had begun to idolize as his favorite driver.



His dad was able to flag Tracy down and asked if he would speak to Liam. Tracy -- one of the biggest names in racing at the time -- agreed, and spent several minutes with the wide-eyed youngster. From that day forward, Liam, now a competitor in Volkswagen's inaugural Jetta TDI Cup, became a race car driver.

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"He was so good, so kind, he got down on his knees and talked with him," says Paul Kenney of his son's initial encounter with Tracy. "He's been hooked ever since. We tried to get him to play soccer, do other things, but this is his passion, his dream, and we are blessed in that respect."

I caught up with Kenney, now 16, and his father at the third round of the TDI Cup at Portland International Raceway where I got a chance check out what the series and the diesel Jetta race car (we'll have more on the car soon) are all about.

An eight-race series where 30 drivers duke it out in identically-prepped Jettas based largely on the 2009 Volkwagen Jetta TDI you'll see soon in VW showrooms, the TDI Cup was created in large part to help young drivers like Kenney achieve bigger and better things in motorsport, as well as to build awareness for VW's next-generation clean diesel efforts.

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Chosen after an extensive vetting process from an initial pool of some 900 candidates (only drivers age 16 to 26 are eligible), Kenny and his 29 fellow competitors in the Jetta TDI Cup are essentially a part of one big factory race team. For an initial buy in of $35,000, each driver gets his own Jetta Cup car for the season, world class instruction and support from Volkswagen factory drivers and technicians, along with other skills coaching such as the art of wooing sponsors, media relations, and fitness training.

"They give us all the basic pieces, but it's up to us to make something of it," says Kenney, an energetic, articulate teen with bright-blue eyes, blonde-streaked hair, and a race driver's prototype build.

The SCCA Pro Racing sanctioned series is modeled after Volkswagen's successful Polo Cup in Europe. Only tire pressures allowed to be adjusted and cars are swapped randomly among drivers as the season wears on. Winners receive $1000 for each race and points are awarded, with the champion scoring a cool $100,000 along with the possibility of getting an extra $150,000 if they are signed to a racing team. All drivers will likely get an SCCA pro license after the season concludes. Smack up your car bad enough though, and you will pay for damages on a sliding scale.

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Volkswagen hopes to expand the program to 10 races next season and is already taking applications. At Portland, at least, the overall effort looked to be well run and organized, especially for a series in its first year. In a further effort to promote a green theme (what company isn't nowadays), hospitality services and other elements of VW's race weekend presence are designed with the goal of reducing the company's carbon footprint to say, a Size 6. The season is being chronicled by Speed and a will eventually air on the network.

The TDI Cup drivers come from all over the country, including a couple from Canada and one from Mexico. Their backgrounds are varied. Some have extensive karting experience, others little more than two-wheeled motocross. Some have connections and come from moneyed backgrounds, others scrimped to come up with the cash to get into the Cup.

Kenney and his family, who now live in Virginia, have been hard at it for years and have sacrificed much - no boat, fancy car, lots of travel and long hours - to follow the dream. The TDI Cup is yet another step up the motorsports ladder for Kenney, who has already taken several. His first big-time racing experience was in the Snap-on Stars of Karting. Liam and his father got to know accomplished IRL driver Bryan Herta, one of the founders of the series along with the late Hollis Brown, another big influence.

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It was Brown who helped young Liam get into his first 50cc kart. Brown was also instrumental in helping to set up a memorable track day with none other than Tracy in Las Vegas, where the Kenneys were living at the time and were often found at the Las Vegas Karting Center (now XPlex Las Vegas).

"Tracy came down to Vegas with his brand-new kart and raced with Liam," the elder Kenny recalls. "He told Liam to hold the line no matter what. Well, he held the line and put a donut in the side of Tracy's kart. I was scared to death I was going to have to pay him for the damage, but he just got out laughing. He said 'I told him to hold the line and he did.'"

Despite all the help and encouragement from Tracy and others, Kenney's step up to the Stars of Karting wasn't exactly smooth sailing. "We started out terribly and weren't prepared to run at the highest levels," Paul Kenney says.

But with more experience, and the help of Speed Secrets -- an organization that helps in part to improve a driver's mental approach to racing -- Kenney has dramatically improved as he's moved up. Last year, he drove a 2.0L Formula Renault car to multiple wins, one of which was at Portland, which he calls his "favorite track" after scoring his first victory in the Renault car there.

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Moving from a 1000-lb, open-wheel car to a front-drive, diesel-powered 2844-lb sedan has obviously been an adjustment, but he says it hasn't been as difficult as he expected. "It's all come naturally, really," he says. Already a big fan of diesel-powered machines such as Audi's now legendary R10 LMP1 car (his goal is to not only race in, but win at Le Mans by age 21) he likes what the TDI Cup car has to offer. "It pulls like a beast all through the powerband," Kenney says, and he also likes the car's DSG transmission, which he says "is always there for you."

At the 1.977-mile Portland circuit, Kenney (who crashed at the first race at Virginia International Raceway and finished 10th at the second race at Mosport in Canada) qualified fourth and battled at the front during the entire 30-minute main event. It was an exciting race that found Kenney on two wheels at one point during a fierce battle that got especially hairy in the chicane after the track's front straight. Kenney led several laps and eventually finished on the podium in second.

The day after the race, Ryan Arciero, one of the Volkswagen Factory Drivers assigned to the TDI Cup, assessed the performance of the drivers so far: "Virginia was a disaster, and the guys were just trying to hang on at Mosport (it rained and the cars were on slicks), but it was much better here." Clearly, the guys are starting to get it.

On the podium

Speaking of getting it, shortly after the race, a press release announcing Kenney's podium finish popped into my BlackBerry's e-mail box. He and his family know by now that success on the track is only one part of the equation.

Jaguar XKR-S





Jaguar's test facility is gigantic. Covering 2,000 square miles, it borders Snowdonia National Park, which sweeps alongside the rivers and craggy mountainsides of Wales.

These roads are purpose-built for fine-tuning cars. There are cambers, compressions and crests preserved within every road surface ever invented. Throw in unpredictable weather, kamikaze sheep and Jaguar's ace chassis engineer Mike Cross, and you begin to understand why the new 2009 Jaguar XKR-S is so brilliant.

But right now, Cross doesn't want to talk about the Jaguar. He's more interested in the Maserati Gran Turismo S we drove a couple days ago.

"How does it ride?" he asks us.

"What's the gearbox like?"

"The engine?"

Later we discover Jaguar has a Maserati Gran Turismo S on order. The team is clearly taking the Italian competitor very seriously indeed. So how does the XKR-S stack up?

A Rare Jaguar
Limited to just 200 units and available only in Europe, the 2009 Jaguar XKR-S has the Maserati beat in the exclusivity department, although at roughly $111,000 it's significantly less expensive than its $135,000 Italian rival.

The $18,000 premium over the standard XKR adds lightweight forged 20-inch wheels; upgraded brakes from Alcon, a racing specialist; suspension revisions; unique styling tweaks; and interior upgrades borrowed from the earlier Portfolio edition with soft-grain leather and a Bowers & Wilkins stereo.

There are no changes to the supercharged 4.2-liter V8, so it makes the same 420 horsepower and 413 pound-feet of torque as the standard XKR. Jaguar says the XKR-S is capable of zero to 60 mph in just 4.9 seconds, while the car's top speed has been raised from 155 mph to 174 mph.

Not Quicker, but Quick Enough
So the XKR-S is really an XKR equipped with an optional sports pack and while the wheels and aero mods will remain unique, you'll be able to spec the same brakes and suspension upgrades on a regular R.

There's really no need for an engine upgrade in the XKR-S anyway. It's still capable of melting the huge 295/30R20 rear tires with ease. Squeeze the accelerator a little more and the six-speed auto kicks down quickly, intensifying the supercharger's otherwise unobtrusive whine. From there it's a one-dimensional charge to the redline and it feels good every time.

An active exhaust system gives the XKR-S an appropriately rich sound, but it can't quite match the Maserati's more expressive normally aspirated V8. More important, the XKR-S is more than 200 pounds lighter and has more engine torque than its Italian rival. Slingshot out of hairpins and the Jag has an excess of power where the Maserati takes time to gather speed.

A Proper Automatic
Like the engine, the XKR-S's six-speed automatic transmission remains unchanged. It's a good call. The clumsier in-town progress of the Maserati's single-clutch automated manual is at odds with the refinement customers expect. The Jag's torque converter blurs the transitions between gear ratios more effectively and still offers shift paddles (attached to the steering wheel, not fixed on the column), and the smooth gearchanges are still quick enough when the mood takes you.

Unlike the Gran Turismo S, however, a pull on a paddle doesn't lock the XKR-S into manual mode. It will still kick down, still change up at the redline and quickly revert to auto mode if you stop making paddle inputs. It's an automatic, not an automated manual.

Getting Your Money's Worth
If it weren't for the revised suspension and upgraded brakes, the XKR-S would be a far more questionable purchase. New springs, stiffer antiroll bars, retuned dampers and a quicker steering ratio work with a recalibrated version of Jaguar's Computer Active Technology Suspension (CATS) to give the XKR-S its unique feel.

When you turn into a corner, you can feel the weightier steering effort, a by-product of changes to the front suspension's steering geometry. The steering is still fingertip light, but the quicker reactions give clearer feedback from the front end. When you travel over broken tarmac in the Maserati, you find it's pretty unyielding. Yet while the XKR-S is unmistakably stiffer, it remains supple. Wind the car out over these tricky Welsh roads and it becomes sensational. The standard car's slightly lolloping on-limit behavior is gone, as the R-S feels far better tied down over crests and more composed through compressions.

The more robust brake system is a noticeable improvement as well. Up front there are 15.7-inch rotors with six-piston calipers, while the rear end gets 13.8-inch discs with four-piston calipers. As good as the standard car's pedal feels, the XKR-S is even better, with a firmer pedal with a progressive bite and no apparent brake fade.

There's such highly detailed communication from the front end that you stop braking hard into corners and start working the tire grip more aggressively. You feel the weight build on the outside front tire, feel the light smudge of the rubber nudging into very mild understeer, then choose either to back off and ride it out or push through for oversteer.

With all the traction control systems off, you can go as hard as you want without ever questioning what's going on below. This experience bests the Maserati in both intuitive involvement and refinement.

Not Quite the Ultimate Jaguar, but Close
We did notice one obvious flaw: the 2009 Jaguar XKR-S does without a limited-slip differential. Floor it out of a hairpin and one tire bonfires.

Mike Cross points out that this is very rarely an issue on the road. But he also describes the XKR-S as "a road car you can take to the track." And what's the fun of a powerful rear-driver on track without a limited-slip diff?

We suspect that the folks at Jaguar are counting on the fact that those who are willing to fork over the extra cash for the XKR-S won't be too concerned. And they're probably right.

As much fun as this XK is to flog hard, it's the badges, both the growler on the front and the "XKR-S" plate on the back, that'll sell it. Too bad really, as it's one of the most engaging coupes in its class when the road gets twisty. Jaguar has no reason to fear its Maserati rival, because the XKR-S holds its own just fine.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

SL65 Black Series Microsite


MONTVALE, New Jersey — Mercedes-Benz has just launched a microsite for the SL65 AMG Black Series, whetting the appetite for the automaker's newest hypercar.

Flash animation abounds, including a page called "The Elements" on which visitors can explore specs on everything from the exhaust to the luxurious interior on a mock periodic table. New studio pics of the Black Series SL are also featured. They're downloadable in a range of sizes from high-resolution wallpaper versions to smaller copies fit for an iPhone.

Thanks to a 6.0-liter V12 that makes 670 horsepower and 738 pound-feet of torque, this sporty coupe rockets from zero to 60 mph in less than 3.9 seconds. Its top speed is limited to an impressive 199 mph. The car loses 550 pounds from the stock SL65, although it still weighs more than 2 tons.

What this means to you: A cool new site for a cool ride.

$10,000 Polo Shirt Repels Automatic Weapon Fire

Jul 30th 2008
By G. Xavier Robillard

Fashion designer Miguel Caballero understands that if you lead the high life in crime-ridden Colombia, you should be able to look good while being sprayed by automatic gunfire.

In fact, Caballero has designed a whole line of bulletproof clothing for men and women, including guayaberas, polo shirts, jackets and even an updated version of the classic bulletproof vest. His leather jacket weighs only a few pounds, and nobody would suspect that you had full protection.

In addition to size runs, customers can seek a specific level of protection -- low will only withstand 9MM slugs and high will take on gunfire from Uzis and other automatics.


A few items sell for as low as $2,000, but you'll have to shell out $10 Gs for the polo shirt that withstands automatic weapon fire.

We just hope the bad guys don't start using flamethrowers. Watch VBS.tv testing Caballero's bulletproof gear after the jump.



In case you get hit in the head, check out these badass graves:

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Secrets of the World's Oldest Calculator Are Revealed Today


The secrets of the worlds oldest calculating machine are revealed today, showing that it had dials to mark the timing of eclipses and the Olympic games. Ever since the spectacular bronze device was discovered in 1900, it was found to be have existed long before the birth of Christ and was one of the wonders of the ancient world.

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Top Ten Unintentionally Worst Company URL's

1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that
represents a celebrity. Their domain name... wait for it... is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and
views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company...
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their whacky
website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

The 25 US Cities with the Highest Percentage of Singles



Here are the towns with the highest percentage of singles, with an over-30 scene.

Rank City % population single
1 Hoboken, NJ 57.7%
2 Cambridge, MA 52.4%
3 Somerville, MA 51.4%
4 Berkeley, CA 51.2%
5 Boston, MA 50.3%
6 Burlington, VT 50.0%
7 Washington, DC 48.5%
8 Boulder, CO 48.2%
9 North Druid Hills, GA 47.6%
10 Hermosa Beach, CA 47.2%
11 Minneapolis, MN 46.3%
12 Hempstead, NY 45.8%
13 Atlanta, GA 45.7%
14 Syracuse, NY 45.6%
15 Albany, NY 45.4%
16 Hartford, CT 45.3%
17 Santa Cruz, CA 45.3%
18 New Haven, CT 44.9%
19 San Francisco, CA 44.7%
20 Newark, NJ 44.1%
21 East Orange, NJ 44.0%
22 St. Andrews, SC 44.0%
23 Marquette, MI 44.0%
24 Tempe, AZ 43.8%
25 Madison, WI 43.7%
From the August 2008 issue
Source: Census, OnBoard projections/aggregations

The LEGO Testament


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The LEGO Last Supper

If choosing between Sunday School and LEGO blocks was difficult for you as a child, The Brick Testament may just be the Web site for you. The premise is simple. Take passages of the Old and New Testaments of the Holy Bible and act them out in series of dioramas of LEGO blocks.

Be warned: this is not a wholly reverent interpretation. The author, The Reverend Brendan Powell Smith, is actually an artist, author, and atheist, although he does hold a degree in Philosophy & Religion from Boston University. Some of the humor in the site is meant to be slightly controversial, no doubt.

Mostly, it is all just good clean LEGO fun… well except for the sex, the violence, and the nudity (all according to the text of the Bible). Some of the material is probably not what was usually covered in Sunday School. As LEGO art, however, it is simply amazing.


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10 Skills You Need to Succeed at Almost Anything

10 SKills You Need to Succeed at Almost Anything


What does it take to succeed? A positive attitude? Well, sure, but that’s hardly enough. The Law of Attraction? The Secret? These ideas might act as spurs to action, but without the action itself, they don’t do much.

Success, however it’s defined, takes action, and taking good and appropriate action takes skills. Some of these skills (not enough, though) are taught in school (not well enough, either), others are taught on the job, and still others we learn from general life experience.

Below is a list of general skills that will help anyone get ahead in practically any field, from running a company to running a gardening club. Of course, there are skills specific to each field as well – but my concern here is with the skills that translate across disciplines, the ones that can be learned by anyone in any position.

1. Public Speaking

The ability to speak clearly, persuasively, and forcefully in front of an audience – whether an audience of 1 or of thousands – is one of the most important skills anyone can develop. People who are effective speakers come across as more comfortable with themselves, more confident, and more attractive to be around. Being able to speak effectively means you can sell anything – products, of course, but also ideas, ideologies, worldviews. And yourself – which means more opportunities for career advancement, bigger clients, or business funding.

2. Writing

Writing well offers many of the same advantages that speaking well offers: good writers are better at selling products, ideas, and themselves than poor writers. Learning to write well involves not just mastery of grammar but the development of the ability to organize one’s thoughts into a coherent form and target it to an audience in the most effective way possible. Given the huge amount of text generated by almost every transaction – from court briefs and legislation running into the thousands of pages to those foot-long receipts you get when you buy gum these days – a person who is a master of the written word can expect doors to open in just about every field.

3. Self-Management

If success depends of effective action, effective action depends on the ability to focus your attention where it is needed most, when it is needed most. Strong organizational skills, effective productivity habits, and a strong sense of discipline are needed to keep yourself on track.

4. Networking

Networking is not only for finding jobs or clients. In an economy dominated by ideas and innovation, networking creates the channel through which ideas flow and in which new ideas are created. A large network, carefully cultivated, ties one into not just a body of people but a body of relationships, and those relationships are more than just the sum of their parts. The interactions those relationships make possible give rise to innovation and creativity – and provide the support to nurture new ideas until they can be realized.

5. Critical Thinking

We are exposed to hundreds, if not thousands, of times more information on a daily basis than our great-grandparents were. Being able to evaluate that information, sort the potentially valuable from the trivial, analyze its relevance and meaning, and relate it to other information is crucial – and woefully under-taught. Good critical thinking skills immediately distinguish you from the mass of people these days.

6. Decision-Making

The bridge that leads from analysis to action is effective decision-making – knowing what to do based on the information available. While not being critical can be dangerous, so too can over-analyzing, or waiting for more information before making a decision. Being able to take in the scene and respond quickly and effectively is what separates the doers from the wannabes.

7. Math

You don’t have to be able to integrate polynomials to be successful. However, the ability to quickly work with figures in your head, to make rough but fairly accurate estimates, and to understand things like compound interest and basic statistics gives you a big lead on most people. All of these skills will help you to analyze data more effectively – and more quickly – and to make better decisions based on it.

8. Research

Nobody can be expected to know everything, or even a tiny fraction of everything. Even within your field, chances are there’s far more that you don’t know than you do know. You don’t have to know everything – but you should be able to quickly and painlessly find out what you need to know. That means learning to use the Internet effectively, learning to use a library, learning to read productively, and learning how to leverage your network of contacts – and what kinds of research are going to work best in any given situation.

9. Relaxation

Stress will not only kill you, it leads to poor decision-making, poor thinking, and poor socialization. So be failing to relax, you knock out at least three of the skills in this list – and really more. Plus, working yourself to death in order to keep up, and not having any time to enjoy the fruits of your work, isn’t really “success”. It’s obsession. Being able to face even the most pressing crises with your wits about you and in the most productive way is possibly the most important thing on this list.

10. Basic Accounting

It is a simple fact in our society that money is necessary. Even the simple pleasures in life, like hugging your child, ultimately need money – or you’re not going to survive to hug for very long. Knowing how to track and record your expenses and income is important just to survive, let alone to thrive. But more than that, the principles of accounting apply more widely to things like tracking the time you spend on a project or determining whether the value of an action outweighs the costs in money, time, and effort. It’s a shame that basic accounting isn’t a required part of the core K-12 curriculum.

Their feud up in smoke, Cheech and Chong are high on reunion comedy tour plans

By EDWIN TAMARA

Associated Press Writer


Cheech and Chong

Cheech Marin, left, and Tommy Chong (AP/Matt Sayles)

LOS ANGELES (AP) _ Their feud finally having gone up in smoke, Cheech and Chong say they're eager to get back on the road for their first comedy tour in more than 25 years.

"We had such a legacy, such a history. We couldn't escape it, even if we tried," Tommy Chong told reporters at a news conference Wednesday at the Troubadour, the Los Angeles nightclub where the pair were discovered more than 35 years ago.

The duo said their "Light Up America" tour will kick off Sept. 12 in Philadelphia.

"It's going to be very theatrical," said Cheech Marin.

If Wednesday's news conference was an indication, it won't spare the pothead humor, either.

"We're definitely still smoking," Chong said when asked.

"I get transfusions now," quipped Marin.

"I like the taste," Chong said. "I'm old fashioned."

Marin told AP Radio earlier this month that he and the 70-year-old Chong had recently decided that if ever they were to reunite the time was now because, "You're not getting any younger and neither am I."

They tossed around some ideas and figured a comedy tour would be "the most fun" and "the least hassle," the 62-year-old Marin said.

Marin and Chong, who broke up amid creative differences, have tried to reunite before, but have always fought too much.

"It takes about three minutes for that to happen, Marin said. "There's this veiled hatred." But he added: "We've kind of resolved that."

During their original run, Marin and Chong released nine comedy albums between 1972 and 1985, were nominated for four Grammy Awards and won one. They also starred in eight feature films, almost always portraying a pair of comical stoners.

"We've gotten to the age where we don't feel like fighting anymore," Marin said, "because the end is a lot closer than the beginning."

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Associated Press writers Michael Weinfeld in Washington and John Rogers in Los Angeles contributed to this report.

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On the Net:

www.cheechandchong.com

An Illustrated Guide to Every Stupid Cable You Need


We put up with too many cables. There are at least four different kinds of USB plugs, two kinds of FireWire and like a million different ways to connect something to TV or monitor. Modern gadget life can be kind of retarded in this way. Why not one kind of cable, or just a couple? I don't know. But until everyone gets on the same appendage-to-hole

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Going to Jail? Here's How to Survive Your Stay

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How to survive jail

If Paris Hilton can learn how to survive jail, then you sure as hell can. Whether you’re going in for a driving offense, committing some fraudulent activity or stealing from a department store after you saw something you just couldn’t live without, then you need to pay the price and learn how to survive jail like a man.

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Mars Express acquires sharpest images of martian moon Phobos

Geometry of the Phobos flyby

Geometry of the Phobos flyby


Mars Express closed in on the intriguing martian moon Phobos at 6:49 CEST on 23 July, flying past at 3 km/s, only 93 km from the moon. The ESA spacecraft’s fly-bys of the moon have returned its most detailed full-disc images ever, also in 3-D, using the High Resolution Stereo Camera on board.

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Man completes world's biggest piece jigsaw which took six months and has 24,000 pieces

By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 5:02 PM on 30th July 2008

Eric Smith is celebrating after spending the last six months completing the world's biggest jigsaw.

The 73-year-old used 24,000-pieces to complete the huge 12ft by six puzzle, which now stands proudly in his garage.

During the meticulous 179 day process furniture had to be moved out of rooms and a special table built just so Eric had enough room to construct the spectacular jigsaw.

Eric Smith

Puzzled: Eric Smith spent six months completing the world's biggest jigsaw

But after 537 hours the colourful creation - featuring fish, birds, mammals, planets and buildings - was finally completed by the devoted father of two, luckily with no pieces missing.

Eric, from Baddeley Green, Stoke-On-Trent, is believed to be one of just two people in the UK to have completed the giant brain teaser.

He said: 'This is the nicest jigsaw I have ever done and I am really chuffed at how quick I have done it.

'I found all sorts of different animals as I went along and it is very colourful.

jigsaw

The jigsaw has 10 or 12 puzzles in the one

It has about 10 or 12 different puzzles inside one giant puzzle, I was really pleased to complete it.

'You certainly couldn't take a photograph that big, so it's a very special picture and I keep finding new animals and things in it.

'I have enjoyed spending two or three hours a night on this one.'

Eric started doing the puzzles as a hobby about 30 years ago and has only ever lost three pieces of a jigsaw.

The biggest puzzle he had previously completed was 18,000 pieces but Eric says this was the most enjoyable.

colourful creation

Segment of Eric's 'colourful creation'

The retired sales manager, added: 'I just seem to have a knack of doing jigsaw's really well,I can't walk past one without finding a couple of pieces and putting them in.

'I can do little ones so quickly that I'd be getting through one a week. As soon as I see a new big one out, I have got to get it.

'I have done a number of jigsaws from 10,000 pieces upwards in the past but this is the biggest in the world.'

Eric is now thinking of donating the jigsaw to a new hospital that is being built in North Staffordshire but is still open to suggestions from charities who might want it.

He is looking forward to his next challenge and can't wait for a bigger one to come out.

His wife Marion, aged 76, admits she hasn't got the knack for jigsaws but enjoys seeing them completed.

She said: I would rather do a crossword or embroidery but if it keeps him happy I don't mind him doing it.

'I love to see them when they are finished, they're always so colourful.

'Everyone thinks it is marvellous how he does it, because it takes a lot of patience.

'However, it does keep him up late at night if he is engrossed in it. It can be 2am when he comes to bed sometimes.'

Royce B. McClure, the jigsaws designer, said on his website: 'The challenge for me in a puzzle of this huge size was to eliminate large areas where no changes take place.

'This, of course, means the puzzle will look quite 'noisy' when shrunk down on the box or in a brochure.

'I hope that the puzzlers who accept the challenge to do this puzzle understand that if the art looks perfectly pleasing in a small size, then it will drive you mad with boredom when blown up to a huge size then cut up into small single coloured pieces.

'The puzzle comes in four packets, breaking the art up into four vertical sections that join together to make 'Life'.

'I have tried to make each section different enough from the other sections so that you won't feel that you are doing the same puzzle over and over.'

2009 WRX gets a big bump


CHERRY HILL, NJ — One year after releasing its redesigned WRX, Subaru is adding more performance to the cult car. The WRX's existing 2.5-liter turbocharged four-cylinder engine will be bumped to 265 horsepower and 244 pound-feet of torque — a 41 hp and 18 lb-ft bump from the current car. A five-speed manual will be the only transmission option for 2009.

Stiffer spring rates, larger antiroll bars, retuned dampers and upper strut mounts from the STI will accompany the additional power. Lower-profile 225/45R17 summer tires replace the current car's 205/50 rubber to aid the attitude adjustment.

Minor styling tweaks will help distinguish 2009 model WRXs. The Aero package — previously an option — is now standard on both sedan and five-door models as is a new STI-type grille. The five-door also gets the STI's rear spoiler and diffuser.

The new-for-2009 Impreza GT model will retain the current WRX's 224-hp engine and be available exclusively with a four-speed automatic transmission.

What this means to you: Subaru has heard the cries from its loyalists and is returning the WRX to its proper station as a performance car.