15 T-Shirts You'd Hate to See on Your Daughter's Boyfriend
1. "I like long walks on the beach...after anal."
Available for purchase here.
2. "The Impregnator"
Available for purchase here.
3. "The Shocker" a/k/a two in the snapper, one in the crapper; two in the pink, one in the stink; two in the goo, one in the poo; two in the hairy, one in the scary; etc.
Available for purchase here.
4. "Virginity is for losers."
Available for purchase here.
5. "Hide my sausage."
Available for purchase here.
6. "I need a girl who can handle my load."
Available for purchase here.
7. "Ass. The other vagina."
Available for purchase here.
8. "Road Head"
Available for purchase here.
9. "Virgins are inexperienced sluts."
Available for purchase here.
10. "Help Wanted. Several positions available. Apply now and start tonight!"
Available here.
11. "I do all my own moneyshots."
Available for purchase here.
12. "Kiss me where I pee."
Available for purchase here.
13. "My boys can swim."
Available for purchase here.
14. "I'd rather be snorting cocaine off a hooker's ass."
Available for purchase here.
15. "I love blowjobs."
Available for purchase here.
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