If I Die A Bacon-Related Death, I'd Like It To Be Because Of This
We have an obsession with Bacon, I must admit. But who would have thought that simply weaving bacon together like a basket, covering it in cheese, and rolling it up into a cannister looking thing, would be the thing that finally made me so "I don't know if I can eat this." Although, I quickly followed that statement with "I'd like to try and see if I can eat this." To which my asshole quickly followed that statement with "I'm telling you right now, we won't be able to laugh about this later."
Please enjoy these 7 steps to bliss.
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I feel like the person who looked at a weave of bacon and said "you know, this could be covered in cheese," probably felt similar to how Dr. Jonas Salk felt when he discovered a vaccine for Polio. Although, one probably got laid that night, whereas the other was alone. I'll let you decide which.
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Look at this. You can eat it, you can hold it in your hand, it's elegant, it can be an entree, it can be an appetizer. This is really a 5 tool bacon. It's the 2005 Carlos Beltrans of bacon.
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