Jason Segel, Asylum legend. Official.

We were fans following an ace innings in top movie Forgetting Sarah Marshal, but now he's excelled himself.

Segel (not named after the famous, ocean-circling, white bird) joined musical duo and his buddies The Swell Season (Irish musician Glen Hansard and Czech singer and pianist Markéta Irglová) at a gig in LA.

The I Love You, Man star performed a song which involved asking college girls in the audience, interested in having sex with him, to call a phone number - 315-329-6673. Brilliantly it is a real number. Lascivious ladies who dial are given an email address to contact him at helptronics@gmail.com. Here in the UK you'll need to add a 01 at the beginning. Got that girls?

The lyrics are simply superb. So much so that we've even supplied them, after the footage, after the break.


Lyrics, painstakingly typed out. We're so good to you:

It don't take long
For this young man to form a habit
and I know some of the things I do
they just ain't right

So tell me would it be wrong
for me to use my celebrity status
to make love to a swell season fan, tonight

1-315-329-6673 - But only call it if you need me
315-329-6673 - But only call it if you need me
315-329-6673 - But only call it if you need me

Now I know you're charmed
by my lovely on screen persona
well sweet and humble that's always been my career

But wouldn't it be a shame
for you to miss this one time offer
to make love to Jason Segel, this year

Please don't be scared
if you've got bicurious feelings
I promise baby I won't ever tell

So bring your lesbian friend
to my swanky Los Angeles mansion
Whoever said that three's a crowd they can go to hell

Remember when I was in that show
Freaks and Geeks
Well there were no special effects
No, no special effects
So if you thought I was sweet
well yeah I'm really that sweet

Remember when I showed my penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, that's right
Well there were no special effects
No, no special effects
So if you liked what you saw
well that's really what I'm working with

1-315-329-6673 - But only call it if you need me
315-329-6673 - But only call if you're disease free
315-329-6673 - But only call it if you need me

Remember when I showed my penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Well there were no special effects
No, no special effects
So if you thought it was small
if you thought it was small
well then your boyfriend
is probably
not
white.

(Drums)