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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Swearing At Work Policy

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however; realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in
an effective manner.


1) TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF:
You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

2) TRY SAYING:
She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF:
She's a ball-busting b__ch.

3) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF:
And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

4) TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF:
No f___ing way.

5) TRY SAYING:
Really?
INSTEAD OF:
You've got to be sh__ing me!

6) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF:
Tell someone who gives a sh__.

7) TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF:
It's not my f____ing problem.

8) TRY SAYING:
That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF:
What the f___ are you talking about?

9) TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF:
That sh__ won't work.

10) TRY SAYING:
I'll try to fit that in my schedule.
INSTEAD OF:
Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

11) TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF:
He's got his head up his a__.

12) TRY SAYING:
Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF:
Eat sh__ and die.

13) TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF:
Kiss my a__.

14) TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF:
F___ it, I'm on salary.

15) TRY SAYING:
I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF:
How many f___ing time do I have to tell you.

16) TRY SAYING:
I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF:
This job sucks.

17) TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF:
Who the h___ died and made you boss?

18 ) TRY SAYING:
He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF:
He's a pr_ck.

The Chicago Spire


Sometimes, things just inspire you.
2000 ft Calatrava designed residence tower- makes the disapproving Trump look like a Donkey!
The Chicago Spire- AMAZING

A medical reason for circumcision??


The company (Intercytex) uses neonatal foreskin to culture skin grafts for wounds and burns. By not using stem cells and using a waste product the company shows promise. The foreskin cells have not yet developed their own anti bodies and therefore will not be rejected by the host. Phase II human testing to begin in 2008.


Intercytex has developed skin grafts using neonatal foreskin. Instead of stem cells, Intercytex uses Neonatal foreskin, a waste product. The foreskin does not yet contain antibodies of their own therefore the grafts will not be rejected by the host.
ICX-SKN comprises allogeneic human dermal fibroblasts set in a natural human collagen matrix, which mimics the structure of skin and is intended as a skin graft replacement. An additional layer of human keratinocytes may be included.

ICX-SKN is designed to be sufficiently durable to provide immediate and long-term closure of acute wounds. It is intended that ICX-SKN will be used by surgeons, plastic surgeons and other specialists in hospitals and clinics as a skin graft for acute wounds, initially in surgical incisions. ICX-SKN will be provided in a sealed sterile, flat, foil pack.

Market opportunity

ICX-SKN is intended to be used as a skin graft employed during elective surgery, especially in connection with skin cancer excisions. It is designed to heal wounds with reduced scarring and a more enhanced aesthetic effect.


ICX-SKN clinical and commercial development

ICX-SKN has completed an open-label Phase I trial in the UK. A full-thickness skin sample was excised from the upper arm of six volunteers and replaced with ICX-SKN. The safety and tolerability of the product were determined at one month from the application of ICX-SKN to the wound area. After 28 days both visual and histological analysis showed that in all volunteers, the ICX-SKN grafts were vascularised and overgrown with the hosts’ own cells, resulting in a fully integrated skin graft that had closed and healed the wound site. An extension of the Phase I trial, which will continue to assess the longer-term benefits of ICX-SKN, is due to start at the end of 2007.


Aura paint by Benjamin Moore- No priming, No stink, one coat

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Celebrity Star Wars 3




-Darth-Shrek- by mjhaylor



Prince Charles

I think Anthony Hopkins would have made one terrific Yoda



Princess Beia by Koosricardo

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Jessica Alba’s Top 5 Sexiest Internet Moments

This is for Rindone!!!

Jessica Alba’s Top 5 Sexiest Internet Moments


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Look at her body of work (Sin City, Idle Hands) and her body in COED’s Tribute to Jessica Alba’s A**. She was even voted #1 by AskMen.com in their Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2006 and admits to loving one night stands. Lovely.

TV, the big screen and print have all done wonders for Alba’s career, but it’s the internet that has pushed her assets well above cult status. There’s just a ton of amazing Alba related sh*t floating around the net…so we’ve compiled the best of it.

Here are Jessica Alba’s Top 5 Internet Moments.

#5 GQ Layout and Photo Shoot Video
GQ Photoshoot video




#4 “Sin City” strip tease





#3 Beach Bikini

This sums up Jessica Alba’s life. Her every move is gawked at by horny dudes.

Jessica Alba beach

#2 Into the Blue scuba diving scene

One of the best videos I have ever seen:






#1 Jessica Alba A** Tribute

Yeah! I’ll toot my own horn on this one. Jessica greatest internet moment is the COED Jessica Alba A** Tribute. If you don’t believe me click through and see for yourself.

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The World's Most Effective Speed Bump



Here's the perfect way to slow down those doggone kids driving their noisy pocket rockets, invading the neighborhood at high speed without regard to the peace and personal safety of the local inhabitants. This Deutsch-speaking dude has created an unusually powerful gadget that will teach those whippersnappers a lesson. Profoundly satisfying. If only these expertly crafted special effects could somehow be practically translated into the real world. [YouTube]